78 - Temu Mom

Bill Clinton in the chat this is groundbreaking

Lelepons1738

CREATING FRICTION IS SENDING ME

charlize

as a British person ur accent isn’t too bad 4/10… and ur lowkey like northern coded too

charlize

watched this on my lunch break. my boss walks in as you talk about eating box. i blame you for this awkward conversation.

Sarah Leal

Temu plastic can not be food safe idc what their labels say

adeliya

my dogs go to temu university

i am a shein temu slave

Power

are you telling me that Stonepa does chess streams now...

arina

i’m so serious when i went to send you guys your package the man at the post office looked at me insane while simultaneously saying “slushy noobz….?” in disbelief. truly a humbling experience. 😔

karina

Love the change of scenery

jonah levin

do they sell moms on temu

pinky

Bob Marley did not sing hey ya😂

Kylethefantastic

hamzah returning back to toronto and having his saltburn end scene moment…

Marty

My old manager used to tell me how him and his friend group steal people's credit card information off temu and buy designer jackets and sunglasses. Get ur mom off of there or else her next pay check might go to my old manager!

Mia Beez

Dm through Patreon 😛

Mila

Will there ever be a swoozy face reveal

Carlos Wick

what’s up w you and my home town.. I love Chattanooga

ella b

Watching this after a night out with my heated blanket best night ever. thank you for your sacrifice in the cold 🫡

tysmarie

Yooooo no fucking way he literally is a big beautiful Turkish man. I am ctfuuuuuu

that shane gillis joke is so funny, he really is one of the only popular comedians i like

Oscar Schmidt

where should we send advice questions?

greenpants

mega cozy vibes

Oscar Schmidt

this looks like a low budget A24 film about a boy who just can't seem to get warm and toasty

anna

JUST SUBBED BC OF THIS BEAUTIFUL THUMBNAIL THANKS KING

lily

Dogging

Nidia Sofia

Why u doing Columbus😡

Nidia Sofia

do uk what day the york podcast is?

saaf

Its jackie kennedy and her only crime was apparently looking like a hammerhead shark

metaversebitch

First ethical temus

Dia

“Lemme not get clipped” life’s motto

Abby

the mittens are too cute

Abby

wah 😞

Kenz

manifesting you reading my question and you accidentally read it twice light your spell candles yall

Kenz

My friend aslo named his cat temu..

Kyle Vaccaro

My cheeks are rosy

Kyle Vaccaro

My friend name her cat Temu…it was between that and Carlos V

Dia

York university not New York

Hamzah Al-Emad

how do we come to the New York show and I thought you weren’t allowed in America yet

Kenz

curling in a ball hugging your legs trying to recreate the womb because you’re freezing you love us so bad

Kenz

I’m naked and spinning around after watching this

Paige 🫧

My fav past time is making a nice cup of tea, pulling up this podcast, whipping out my scrapbook and getting down to business

Tilly

yeah I do live in Kansas City it’s terrible

Berrit

This fit and background scenery is kind of giving Kendall Roy in the New Mexico episode of Succession

L

Ur dedicated af for hiking in the cold morning for this beautiful background and i applaud it

Maniya

FLY PORTER

Jenna

Temu products are not only cheap because of child labor, but also because they make a huge profit selling personal and web data of anyone who uses the website or app.

Bill Clinton

that is so sweet of u thank u sm 💕

aaliyah

temu has effected all the middle aged women in my family too😞

Danielle

idk if it's in rastafarian culture cause im a little uneducated in that but it's definitely in buddhism, the whole idea of mindfulness and living mindfully in the present. it's super interesting and my goal in 2024 is to practice that more

hia

Good luck in court girl ❤️ you and your baby deserve better

Lilian McPhee

Hamzah thank you for being so amazing and pushing the boundaries 🩷

Hattie

my dad asked me what temu was, and i told him "a website where children make you things" and my mom said "isn't that every online shop"

autumn

LMAO i appreciate ur advice , we taking his ass to court and we outt

aaliyah

Broski putting words together to keep his chin warm

i like your mittens. very alpha of U

sierra

The tiktok clippers really do set u up every week it’s crazy😭

Lina

Ok I just watched the part where u literally word for word say you’re rambling so your jaw doesn’t freeze at least I was proven right

who stole ur apartment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

trixie

i couldnt get into blonde for the longest until i let myself be that girl and it's been my number 1..also had to go through a couple heartbreaks and what not

hia

they all are

• halema

I feel like you were too cold and started rambling to take ur mind off it 😭

this episode was peak nonsensical yap 😀

alison

my mom got a whole ass airfryer from temu FOR FREE bruh that’s when i realised she wasn’t real because BOi i’m not cooking my chicken in dat i gotta live for slushynoobz vids 😂🤣🤣🤣🤓🙄

• halema

outkast…bob marley… same shit ig!

grace

Hamzah I gave u my last 5 dollars to watch u yap are u happy 🥺🙏

sophia dabu

What the flip my question was read wahoooooo

Emma Mitchell

hamzah! please i wish you joy, happiness, and plentiful smiles beyond all of your horizons! 😁😁 hamzah we love you so much! you make me slush!

the sickness was the risk you take for being so avant garde

samia

I cant believe you were hiding that breathtaking view from us..

my mom is temu mom nd she uses my card so don’t be surprised if i have to leave the womens shelter😔

donia abu

oh..that was not bob marley

hia

O my lord stop ur so cute thank you 💗

New ep new ep new ep😝

mia 美亜

my mother sends me whatsapp messages at like 1am asking me to accept the links IM SO TIRED BRO 😭

• halema

wait..hamzah, why are you so amazing and always push the boundaries?

hia

hooray!!!!

We both just have great taste tbh

Guys my freaking belly hurts but I’m toughing it out for this 🙏

Lilian McPhee

Omgggg

We r twins

Let’s appreciate Hamzah uploading this whilst having a cold

Kylethefantastic

starting the day good with a new episode 🥰

It’s been too long

Abby

Woooo

vic

Yippeeeee new ep😊🤣😇

dahlea

ok this is awesome excited to sit down, sip on some peppermint tea, and eat some peanuts while watching this episode

hia

Bro you are extremely beautiful

Lilian McPhee

FINALLY

Jeffree Star

Bruv just spawned in the middle of nowhere

I'm so happy this finally came out :))

Julissa

new year new background, i love it

mowa

nice new couch 😍 ikea?

grace

thank you for you service king, get well soon!

michelle melnik

Very excited to watch this

aisha

first🕵🏻‍♂️

lolgirl

my mom is actually a temu mom im not joking she wont stop

chuucandoit

YAY

aisha

Thank god

cohlaire

I feel blessed right now thanks hamzah