77 - New Year Sick Me

This has me giggling in the break room at work

Isaac

goddamn this one’s a zinger

al milk

this did not age well

deeksha

7:05

bruh I was upside down in the chair at the orthodontist and the lady told me to think about getting Invisalign…she told me she didn’t want to pressure me but did exactly that lmao

lilbearsher

hamzah plz dont tell me ur into white girls 😔

Ximena Loeza

hamzah Fantastic !

sssunaaaaa

Just joined the patreon🫡❤️

Kylethefantastic

I would be spiderman

Dax Louvet

just became a member trusting that I have $5 next month. Who knows!

Mila

leave me the fuck alone please

certifiedpooper

i see the joke but that's not really how it works

molly

the invisalign story gave me war flashbacks to my orthodontist whos gloves used to smell like TUNA at every single appointment…

sundus

hamzah hasn't posted in a year

certifiedpooper

Where is the workout plan Hamzah? I want to be sexy like you.

Isaiah

best $5 ever

leena

talk about bang for your buck! podcaster turned personal trainer

lilly

subscribing to the patreon is my new year's gift to myself😍

aarushi

hope 2024 is better than ever for u & anyone who pays 5 dollars for this

Kenz

a lot of laughs in this one friend

Kenz

Hamzah, this was a Fantastic video 😊

Leen

emergency intercom ep was so funny

Oscar Schmidt

i need that emergency intercom fortnite video please

sofia

Workout plan is cute but I’d rather have a hamzah bustin it down calendar for 2024.

fargo

You were in my nightmare last night and that’s why I subscribed

Rayne

can you please do an episode where you are in an armchair with glasses on and a drink of some sort

Leila Mangelsdorf

I’m the opposite when it comes to grief. I just remain in a constant state of denial✨💗

iguessitsleanne

I used to watch Hasan a lot but after awhile I started to notice how tone deaf and narcissistic he is. I mean he’s donated a lot of money but idk he’s just alittle too insufferable for me and pretty much all rich ppl give me the heebie jeebies so🤷🏻‍♀️

iguessitsleanne

a patreon only discord would be great

arina

"tune in to CNN on new year's eve to see the balls drop"

arina

I played this to fall asleep last night and am rewatching now

Elly

You saying u love superheroes just reminded me that you are, in fact, an average man. It’s like a vaccine for the slushy virus

Abby

post office workers are genuinely the worst😭 i think u have to pass a test that you’re evil to be hired

Abby

here to also say fuck hasan piker

donia abu

just ordered some indian food and about to watch🙏🙏

hannah

lowkey an Enya x Hamzah truther🤞 i sense a connection

ruby larue

Thankyou Hamzah! I'll run the marathon on your behalf. I'm leaving the women's shelter now, wish me luck out there, but I'll be back :)

anna

Frrrr

annette

❤️❤️❤️

Oscar Schmidt

good episode as always

Oscar Schmidt

Your hair looks so nice

aa

I watched the emergency intercom episode like a 3 year old watching cocomelon

Luz De La Mora

Hamzah i have a crush on you no homo

Jett

hamzah the way u took back the whole cody ko kelsey thing and immediately said "well i should be" im crying

hia

Whenever a new person comes to my house, I always make sure to deep clean it😭I’m so scared someone is gonna say it stinks 😪

Ashanti

you’re a little andrew huberman coded

sierra

emergency intercom to out of character podcast pipeline is real

jazmine

the emergency intercom episode was so funny and entertaining!! also, looking forward to ur workout plan

Jana G

feel better hamzah!! santa gave me a slushy noobz hoodie for christmas and i love it so much 💗

alma

someone calculate the amount of times this guy randomly summons siri 🤓

• halema

it was five dollars for a coke 😞

saaf

that happened to me once it was so frustrating, i surprised my friend with ubereats n they forgot to pack the drink n then gave me automated messages saying its not their problem i couldnt even get store credit or anything 😭😭

saaf

I will start going back to the gym

laura

AW thank you hunty🩷 tbh all of my hobbies are like niche and solo operations but it’s fine I’ll get a more social job or something

Ruby Whiteley

Girl I’m lowkey in the same boat as you but I’m 20 and he’s right! Don’t cry babe go get excited ab a hobby.

milk&goldenhoney

get well soon hamburger

Emily Sophia

andy cohen looks like a sentient wax figure imo

Billie

make some snickerdoodles i heard those cure viruses very fast 😇

• halema

jumpscare when you said chattanooga, ur watching me

ella b

feel better hamzah!!

hia

Omg wait so excited for the workout plan omg :0

indigo

nah I’m sick too HELP ME right before my birthday too I’m pisseddddd😢

tysmarie

JUS REIIGNNNN 😭😭❣️

Maniya

Hi

L

I’d imagine your car has a scent that you immediately adapt to. Like you quickly become noseblind to it because you aren’t detecting a specific scent? Either that or it could be similar to getting picked up by your friend’s parents as a kid and it smells sweet? Idk if that makes sense

justine

That email is definitely a threat man

milk&goldenhoney

Feel better soon!

Jeffree Star

No I’m actually going to cry ur advice made me feel worse😭😭😭

Ruby Whiteley

audio is buttery smooth as those stolen dumplings probably were

alison

hey diva

Billie

yessss

j

bless you for releasing this right when i’m about to eat dinner

anna spach

U LAUGHED AT ME😭

Ruby Whiteley

hi

Paige

You gotta chill

Hamzah Al-Emad

right when i’m about to eat!!🤠

khalia

U ANSWERED

Ruby Whiteley

Ruby Whiteley

out of character podcast more like epic podcast with epicness overloaded podcast

Shaheen K

oh so we all have the virus rn

Erihne

help

anna spach

Hope ur feeling better king

Ruby Whiteley

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😩

Ruby Whiteley

get well soon 🙏

anna spach

what happened to slushycord? did i get blue comment 😅

Josh Fleming

yippie!!!!!!

pinky

I’m back another week hopeful of my question getting answered

Ruby Whiteley

YIPEE new ep praying for your recovery Hamzah 😁

mia 美亜

whoop whoop

Oscar Schmidt