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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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75 - Healthy Hamzah

After a week of committing egregious crimes including but not limited too - ordering 6 combos from Churches Chicken, watching Kai Cenet, 18 hours of screen time in a day - I start my day on the right foot (squatting 1 plate off a caffeine pill).

Comments

women’s shelter is crazy 😭

yas

Munch on

Fairy

cat names: zaza, Uber, sushi, sulli

lilbearsher

Hi hamzah! Do NOT get a maine on. Let alone two of them. They grow massive and if you’re in a one bedroom apartment it could get claustrophobic for everybody. Go for an American shorthair, British short hair or simease! Boy names: Earl, Alabaster, Silas. Girl names: Nadia, Blair, Zemra!

getyagualla

I’ve been going to the gym for 2 hours every day this week because I just listen to the pod and play solitaire on the tred and it goes by so fast

Elly

will u ever have like a po box ?

Alexa

Ok we get it hamzah u can raise one eyebrow

annette

Is the new merch gonna be the one u posted on here last year

jas

I miss the dancing baby intro

Ruby Whiteley

ur so prettyyy!!!

Rowan

my face is not fat!!!!!

Marty

i thought u said the cats name was pigeon and i was like wait that’s cute…but i just can’t read & that’s so sad

Marty

not to be a creep but I saw ur mutuals w Jonas Gindin …. Need him on the pod preferably on an ep w Martin as well

jas

If you get a maine coon make sure to research how to care of them! My maine coon will get matted fur if she isn’t brushed frequently. You should name it Duggy tho

Gabriel Butenhof

i have a maine coon he's a sweet boy but you can literally hear him walking through the whole apartment because he's heavy asf (also i think bingo is a cute name)

luise

hamazahthefantasticoutofcharacterpodcast

Shaheen K

Working at oanera on my 3rd charged lemonadr right now and i think im peaking

Kyle Vaccaro

Name the cat Uber eats

Ruby Whiteley

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Power

United States

Power

This has cured my hangover thxxxxxxxx

Laura

LMFAOOOOO

Carlos Wick

Ballin

Carlos Wick

As a teen young man I do look up too hamzah and martin

Carlos Wick

great minds 😋

mia 美亜

The gym timer and healthy food list is so smart, ty hamzah

Tracy Tran

sometimes i forget im subscribed to the pod on here but everytime i come back, it does feel like safe haven

Ony

my cat is named allen and I don't think cat names get much better than that idk

lilly

Subscribing for a year is my equivalent to putting a fresh pie on the windowsill and waiting for you to float by.

Dezdamona Mojave

omg i literally do the thing where i make categories and write down my favorite healthy foods i can eat

vic

i bought all of the merch just to flex on all y’all broke asses

willow

please i bought merch

sofia

womens shelter🎀💕💓

donia abu

new intro slayed

sssunaaaaa

LOVE THE NEW INTRO

aisha

actually get a black cat

hia

Cat name bart

Mayi

again begging for a letterboxd account

sofia

Quality is A1 🙌🏻

Giselle Celeste

me and hamzah twinning 🤞🏻😁

Giselle Celeste

you know what they say…. a shot of red 40 a day keeps the doctors away

karina

Wtf

Hamzah Al-Emad

get a black cat and name him leonard

karina

kinda basic but twix would be a cute name for a maine coon

Kora Nojd

just big and greedy for uber eats💀

Kora Nojd

Hamzah u have a mullet

mel

New intro goes too hardd

mel

Timothee Chalamet would have given you chlamydia anyway

anna

no haircut please 🙏

anna spach

women’s shelter i’m crying

Oscar Schmidt

name the cat bomboclat

Oscar Schmidt

name the cat georgie

lee

the eyebrow raise makes me giggle every time

lee

I too hate when a mf is riding their bike with no hands…like boy you just wanna show off 😒bye

Ashanti

Put the ellipsis away or else …

fargo

Just bought that hoodie! And subscribed to the Patreon all within 24 hours 👩🏼‍🔬

Evie

Oh so you think the Dominican Republic doesn’t have beaches…oh okay

Caroline

2 cats in a studio apartment sounds too crazy….but honey would be a cute name

jazmine

new member alert🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

jazmine

maine coons are soooo cute but they are big boys but that just means more to love

Emily Sophia

i saw a cat named Nigel at the shelter a couple weeks ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it so that’s my submission

Abby

I really do want to try the Panera lemonade, I have never had Panera ever, but for some reason it feels disrespectful 😭

kyjo

Lmaoo no cuz after hearing my text outloud from someone else im like omggg why am i so confusinggg

saaf

i love listening to you vent 🩷

Hattie

I do the grocery list thing too🙄 I thought I was original

ella b

yeah i think he didn’t realize u were talking about the shroom gummies/edibles lol😭

jazmine

i had a black and white cat and he killed a pigeon while it was raining and then got blood all over my mums bedding. she gave it away the next week 😔

• halema

Wait that sounds SO confusing now that i hear it back. To clarify, i imagine that i’d hate the tastee and texture of mushroomss (andd with weed edibles is better and easier for me to take) so i was wondering if edible shrooms are easier to INGEST then eating the mushroom whole also the hippie part was a joke because on a different podcast you had said “omg now i sound like a hippie” so i was making fun of the situation sorry it was so confusing

saaf

loved this episode as ALWAYSS😛

mia 美亜

can’t wait to hear your iron claw in depth 3 hr review

Abby

Anytime I’ve seen someone bike with no hands it’s been a millennial white man with dirty blonde hair, a 2 week old beard, and round sunglasses. And I always see them do it when going over a crosswalk

justine

get an orange cat

hia

having such a stressful day but the patreon notification has made it all go away

Abby

Omg perfect timing 🙏 time to get drunk in my room and listen to u yap

Nidia Sofia

bro

Arin Eroglu

i genuinely wanna know if the background frames are wonky on purpose 😭

• halema

jazmine

TYY 😝

• halema

pookie nation is for white women who discovered brown men can be attractive

familyguyandablunt

EEEK omg thank u sm so are u😋

mia 美亜

Oh so u want me to cry myself to sleep

Ruby Whiteley

panera charged lemonade for preworkout to get them PBs

Josh Fleming

you’re so pretty btw <3

• halema

It wasn’t…

Hamzah Al-Emad

All Canadians do…

Hamzah Al-Emad

Large!

Hamzah Al-Emad

omg we have the same hoodie on rn🧍‍♂️what are the odds

lilly

What size hoodie is that?😭Im really thinking about getting one

Ali Malik

i love the new intro its very cute. also caffeine pills is insane you might as well start doing meth

familyguyandablunt

Why does Martin call it a washroom please respond

fargo

I hope my question was answered this episode🤭

Ruby Whiteley

New little intro people

fargo

THE MANDEM ON THE TANDEM MERCH

Ruby Whiteley

Alright so who won the beanie and stickers Hamzah

Ashanti

Is this a new intro???🕺🕺

Ruby Whiteley

you know i got my ooc notifications on🤑🤑

everly nolte

everybody do the roar Hamzah uploaded a new ooc ep 😛

mia 美亜

FIRST 😁

April Enrique

yipeeeee

Arin Eroglu


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