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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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70 - Hamzah Vs. The World

I get so mad about everything that I open up about my feelings. Only here on Patreon. I accidentally uploaded this in very high quality LOL.

Comments

those stripy pants

yas

take a shot everytime u hear emma chamberlain

aneya

damn you look really good in this quality 😭😭😭😭😭

bunnie

omgggg czenniesss hehe

Momo

binging the episodes rn and i think this is my favorite one so far

Momo

I think you’d like older kpop songs like ma boy by sistar everybody loves that song

A

nov 6 is my bday :D

Sarah Leal

All of our mental health is complex! And yes religion can be a cycle of poverty for many people lmao

Lilian McPhee

My ft job is to advocate for children and adults with trauma ❤️ it’s extremely important to talk about this stuff.

Lilian McPhee

Fearing you have a negative association to the Rolling Stones, I’m proposing a weirdly seductive karaoke rendition of Miss You to remedy that.

Dezdamona Mojave

I love when u talk

Ruby Whiteley

A few weeks late but, I resonate heavy with priding myself on my “self-efficiency”, but I’m only further harming myself by feeling isolated and alone. It’s terrifying to be vulnerable. You’re doing good man! 💯🔥

Adeleteetos

Your antics makes me laugh sm thank you

Berrit

It’s not fair. WE NEED VLOGS😕

Tiara

Bamzah where r ur pants from?

Nidia Sofia

HAMZAH!!!! I am a new patreon member and Im a freshman in college and live in a double with a roomate. My roomate is pretty chill BUT he farts a lot and it smells really bad in our room. How do I bring this up to my roomate or do I not. Please Hamzah I need advice before the smell drives me crazy!

jonah levin

Ty

Nidia Sofia

i made a patreon to be here becuz i thought slushy noobz was the funniest thing id seen in awhile so i wanted more but i am greeted by extreme introspection and now i cant stop thinking.. and RUMINATING! P.S. everyone who was on tiktok in 2020 thinks about you atleast a little bit.

bongus

LMAOOOO im SCREAMING laughing this morning at the kpop comment. im a kpop stan who just so happened to hyperfixate on hamzah this month. couldn’t have happened at a better time.

Ash C

PLS RESTOCK OOC MERCH 🙏

anna spach

new to the patreon. love u hamzah i have been a fan for years idk why i just decided to join the club but IM HERE NOW

everly nolte

the kpop english rant is so real

aqua

LIKE A LONELY SEABIRRRRD YOUVE BEEN AWAY FROM LANDDD TOO LONGGGGGGG

doranial

AYEEE finally 😭

Ashanti

I don’t think so idk the brand max just gave me them I think it’s called gelato

Hamzah Al-Emad

I saw that LOL but guess what I’m responding with my new phone rn 🙈

Hamzah Al-Emad

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvYNK9R/ this guy probably got your iPhone 15 bud

Ashanti

spoke too soon the kpop bit got clipped on tik tok💯

lilly

why is the overlap of kpop stans and people on the patreon so big

vic

Do these people know who you are you are ?😓you are hamzahthefantastic you should have next day delivery for everything 😒

mia 美亜

the transition to the kpop english rant is one of the funniest podcast moments of this decade like people could not fake a funnier clip

ruby larue

Are they Uniqlo pj pants?!they look v comfy

Abbey

You got me nodding

Sylvester Skøtt Nordström

you’re too cool for someone that had grown up in illinois

Abby

ok as someone that’s been into kpop for 6 years here’s to start with as a newbie: red velvet, bts (hear me out, including solo works, i think you’re into rap??? and some have more rap works) and shinee!!

Abby

u need to listen to loona but pls on youtube bc we’re boycotting rn

Alexa

i love how real and vulnerable you are on here it’s so refreshing

Oscar Schmidt

this new intro song gets better every time i hear it

Oscar Schmidt

It feels so refreshing to listen to you talk. You just get it. Hearing how you think/see things and it being so so similar to what goes through my head, that it’s kind of scary..But it’s mostly encouraging because you give me hope that there’s gotta be people out there for me that are on the same wavelength, even though I feel so disconnected from so many people I meet and can’t find a solid friend/partner. Feeling like I’m missing the slush to my noob

Gracie

Very relatable about the thinking/ruminating loops. I remember my childhood psychologist once titled me as a “pathological ruminator & perfectionist” and at the time I felt like it was a compliment/achievement lmao

Gracie

As a 23 year old who grew up poor w 7 siblings, same! We should start a club/ support group

aa

This comments so real 😭😭

L

loved the ep! really captured the essence of the female rage

anna

The package thing is because when you live in an apartment usps freaks out and pretends like they don't know how to get there it's so annoying it happens all the time to me

Evi Smith

ur anger is very valid hamzah! im glad I had the opportunity to watch u vent. also plz keep up us updated on this iPhone delivery issue inshallah it will arrive soon

Jana G

Very relatable episode today Hamzah, thank you for opening up :3 Been going through sort of the same thing so it was nice to have some comfort/reassurance in a way... W

Sofia

yess samia a fellow nctzen

meyah

hamzah you’re the habibi of my life 🩷

Catherine

nct is my favorite kpop group personally!! but also i tend to catastrophize and complain about my (occasional first world) problems which i worry comes off as tone deaf, but i think as long as there's no extreme sense of self importance (something a lot of influencers have tbh) it's fine lol ranting is healthy!!

samia

my mom overheard me watching the ep when u were talking about doing dishes in the sink and she’s been so concerned so now i get to update her that your sink is fixed hahahahaha

Emily Sophia

bojack is so well made, but i genuinely can never get myself to finish the show cause i get existential every time

hia

listen to aespa or red velvet or new jeans

April Enrique

the being thought about thing is so real and it’s one of the reasons I’m finding it hard to find genuine friends in university because I know I’m thinking about them but I somehow end up being an afterthought invite etc.

lilbearsher

i don't think therapy works 😭specifically westernized therapy, it's just not for us man

hia

Apple is praying on ur downfall man

kyjo

how do you slip through the cancel culture cracks

lilly

the kpop complaint made me laugh, hamzah is on one today 😭🤚🏽

hia

dishes in the bathtub?????

qweencalliope

hi hamzah sorry about the drug dealing metal head neighbor

qweencalliope

let hamzah vlog!!!!!

brianna


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