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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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60 - The Druglord Next Door

I have very reasonably come to the conclusion that my neighbor has crackhead drug mules commuting through his apartment, I attempt to flirt with a girl from the Facebook marketplace (not awesome), car and mom trouble, my brother is visiting, I'm out of breath.

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i love this opening omg

angel

I remember that omgπŸ™

mia 美亜

I love you for saying this

Pumakitty5678

Slushy noobz is like the mona lisa of our year

Kyza

I like the increasing quality of the podcasts

GetHealthInsurance

dude actually… I remember he said some line and everyone in the movie theaters started clapping 😭😭

Ashanti

I think 4 episodes a week is a good compromise

arina

😭 and he would be trying so hard to be emotional

Hamzah Al-Emad

I better get to work then

Hamzah Al-Emad

This is my first month of subbing to the pod and I have literally watched almost all of the past episodes within 2 weeks

arina

Also for when you get a cat I suggest for you to look up which plants are bad for cats. I have two cats, and I always buy flowers. I remember I saw someone talking about how some flowers/plants are bad for cats and ever since then I’ve bought non- toxic plants πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜­

Ashanti

I totally agree hamzah, that little kid in the transformers was so annoying 😭 when I watched the movie, my sister and I would always look at each other when the little kid would start talking I’d be like shut your trap bud, I’m sorry… just please why do you have so many lines 😞

Ashanti

hearing lizy koshy while high is actually insane

Daniela

im subscribed to emergency intercom patreon and they make like one patreon ep every 3 months you're the best one by far keep up the good work man

Daniela

If cats have enough toys and things like scratching posts to expend energy they shouldn't be too destructive with your things, just make sure to encourage them to use the toys from a young age :P

Floppalover2345

your stories are always so descriptive and filled with vivid imagery ❀️

Sam

😭 ur so right let me get my ancestors on it!!

meyah

Oh my god that's acc so nasty 😭 I'd have him hexed or smthn ... it's never too late to pull an azaelia πŸ™πŸΎget to it luv!

VasectomiesByValerie

Omg thaank u so much for the apology Hazmah...someone that finally sees us, hears us & stands with us. πŸ₯Ίβ€ πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’Ό

VasectomiesByValerie

asking for a guys number on the canvas student app was my facebook marketplace moment

vic

😭 we’ve come so far 🀞

Hamzah Al-Emad

dont be embarrassed about the marketplace story like a few years ago i hyped myself up to confess to this guy but he left me on delivered so i messaged him again πŸ˜ƒ making sure he saw my message he then responded β€œnah i’m good”. on top of that he was white so i did set us back and i haven’t confessed to anyone since

meyah

LMAO yeah no not this time

Hamzah Al-Emad

I had just finished one of your old podcasts, The girl from Facebook Marketplace was hoping for a "happy ending" when selling you a TV. It's sad to hear your blooming Marketplace romance didn't work out, but at least you have a new memory to look back on!

Pumakitty5678


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