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Hamzah Al-Emad
Hamzah Al-Emad

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58 - Beyonce Baby Farms

I investigate the Beyoncé Baby Farm in accordance to Lana's Prophecy, I trip balls (literally) off fancy supplements, my mom gives her insightful rendition of the Barbie movie, and we shit on white people (just a little). You can see my TikTok pop socket a couple of times in here lmk what you think.

They put me in a white soundproof room and the only way to save me is to have a good day ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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here from the future but simu liu came into my job wearing his own snl shirt and that was enough for me

Chloe Rand

what’s ur strava @@@

al milk

trigger warning 21:05 lmao

al milk

Rajiv Surendura is the 21st century Martha Stewart

A

succession is sooo much easier to watch w other ppl or else it’s just so boring, when i’m alone succession just seems like a documentary on some famous company and i can’t help but be disinterested, although i’ve only gotten through a single season with my friends over the course of like a whole ass yr

Power

great episode as always hamzah thanks for keeping us entertained

Oscar Schmidt

but succession is like arrested development! 😞

Nadzieja

oh also thanks for telling me the kacey musgrave song…

magnoliamillion

i love the new zealand cow balls mention 😁 as a person from new zealand, i think this really represents my country 😍😌💯💯

magnoliamillion

The Diet Coke thing is so real bc it’s like if theres a zero calorie similar tasting substitute for any part of a meal why are you making fun of someone for taking it

jas

maybe he has that genetic mutation

vic

simu liu pedo stuff checks out bc he made a reddit post trying to say pedophilia is a genetic mutation like being gay

vic

Watch Barbie, alone. Do it for yourself.

Sam


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