Telegram is pretty cool, they seem to let you post whatever you want over there unlike those bunch of haters over at YouTube! I'm sure Telegram is actually ran by a foreign cutout but is in fact a CIA or NSA tool, but that's cool with us too. We pose no threat to those organizations, the Jesuits, the Mossad, Lady Gaga fans, or any of those old boys from Yale who jerk off into coffins.