My big bellied ex jock ate all our Halloween candy!!! Video tomorrow!
Added 2024-10-30 16:00:09 +0000 UTCI leave him alone for an hour and come back to his belly BIG and filled with the candy I was gonna pass out to the kiddos! Guess weโll have to lock our doors this year so the kids donโt break in and riot for candy๐ Damn that was over $50 worth of candy! 10,000 CALORIES!!! His monstrous gut filled out his lap as he lay on the couch in a food coma. I said DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO?! He couldnโt even get a word out without burping and hiccuping and slapping and jiggling his fat belly in front of me! He knew there was nothing I could do and the damage was done. And that candy was on its way to his ever expanding waistline forever.
Happy Halloween Eve!
Comments
I think we gotta do a major pasta stuffingโฆ 5 boxes
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2024-10-31 00:11:54 +0000 UTCFuck yes!!!!
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2024-10-31 00:11:42 +0000 UTCHow tall is he? What's his weight?
Jason Alexander
2024-10-30 17:17:04 +0000 UTCI genuinely surprised heโs not bigger than he already is given how much he can eat in one sitting
Trei
2024-10-30 16:57:41 +0000 UTC
