This happens almost daily…
Added 2024-06-05 17:08:37 +0000 UTCI hear him scoffing and belching in the hitchen for prolonged periods of time. Then when it stops, and it gets quiet, I know I’m in trouble. Hes run out of food. But before have a chance to restock during one of his scoffs, he fee fi fo fums my way. Belly ballooned, blowing up out of his XXL shirt. Elastic pants stretched so tight his fat love handles are yearning for freedom. He stares me down menacingly, shows me the empty fridge and says, “BRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUP!!!”
And I always respond with “Yes sir! More food coming!
I run out the door as I hear him chuckle, patting his big belly behind me. When he steps up his appetite, I gotta step up my game!
Comments
It’s a bit quiet on here of late. Everything ok?
€lliott
2024-06-12 07:21:40 +0000 UTCWe need a video based on this caption 🙏
Vibalbo
2024-06-08 13:38:37 +0000 UTCYesss hugeee stuffing asap!!!!! Chinese was a great idea. PUSH. HIS. LIMITS.
😜
2024-06-05 21:28:10 +0000 UTC*gut, ffs
€lliott
2024-06-05 20:36:17 +0000 UTCThe overhang!
Charlie
2024-06-05 20:05:30 +0000 UTCGravity is really pulling that guy down now! 😍
€lliott
2024-06-05 18:26:27 +0000 UTC
