He keeps gaining weight!
Added 2024-04-21 20:06:52 +0000 UTCI went outside my usual shopping list and bought the big guy some edible cookie dough. Thought he’d enjoy it well enough. Well he slurped that sucker down until he was moaning of a belly ache. 2,000 calories!!! He instantly got hooked and demanded more cookie dough. So I’ve added it to my daily grocery shopping. Every day he’d swallow up a whole sleeve. It used to take him about an hour to finish it off. It’s dense! But then he was finishing it all within about 15 minutes. His belly has noticeably grown these past few weeks. He looks bigger and more bloated. And the other day he ordered me to get him 2 cookie doughs! And now he’s eating 2 a day… I asked him if he was surprised at his sudden growth spurt and he replied, “Don’t make me crave 3 cookie doughs now.” He just played the ultimate power move by growing at a scary fast rate to remind me how small I am. To remind me that I’m his bitch. I do what he says. And that’s the way things are around here…
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Seeing his overflowing gut in his lap … he’s piling on the pounds 😍
€lliott
2024-04-23 18:40:56 +0000 UTCHis belly is really starting to blow up! Might have to get a measurement soon before he outgrows the measuring tape 😅
mygrowingroommate
2024-04-22 00:36:27 +0000 UTCHe's gonna get soooo fat for summer😍need to see his belly get measured again-
Xsidi
2024-04-21 21:33:14 +0000 UTC
