He gained weight in his sleep!
Added 2024-01-16 16:32:56 +0000 UTCSleep eating is nothing new for him. However, recently I hear him sleep walk to the kitchen and eat. And eat. And eat.
The other night I heard him scoffing and burping and went to go investigate. There he was. All 6ft 4 inches of him. Blissfully asleep as the monster took control.
At his feet were several boxes of chocolate sweets and pastries. And he was working on the last box of cakes we had. I didn’t intervene. I just observed him to see where the finish line would be. What his final form would be. He seemlessly, casually, nonchalantly slid each cake into his mouth and swallowed after a few chews. Each cake was 300 calories! And he ate all 8 of them in about 3 minutes!!! That’s 2400 calories…and that was just one box.
The last few weeks he’s been eating thousands of calories in the night. While he’s asleep! He is completely unaware of how much extra food he is devouring. He is TERRIFYINGLY AROUSING. There I said it.
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I’m hoping one day he can break the elastic 😈
mygrowingroommate
2024-01-17 03:20:12 +0000 UTCI love this shirt on him
Expanding Virgo
2024-01-17 01:16:05 +0000 UTCI think it’s time he said goodbye to those shorts for good, they’ve stretched as far as they can. He’s only going to continue growing and they cannot withstand that ballooning belly!
€lliott
2024-01-16 19:35:39 +0000 UTC
