Last night he came back from the party in a happy drunk state and HOLY COW. He was the size of a COWW!!! His buttons were taught and about to burst as he barreled through the door! I tried to catch him as he stumbled. Bad move. Cuz I’m only about 5’7 and 160 pounds. He’s over 6’4 and over 320 pounds! The amount of force I felt as he stumbled in my direction was overpowering! I wanted to hold him up though. I wanted to help him to the couch. Because all I wanted to do was have an excuse to feel and rub and squeeze his BIG TANK!!! And oh my god was it worth it… I did my best to hide my boner from him. But he was so out of it, no way he would’ve noticed. And then….it…happened. The absolute icing on the cake that made me nearly wet myself. He turned around and fell backward onto the couch. And when he did, I heard an audible CRACK come from under the couch cushions. He talked drunk nonsense about his night and then at one point let out a big bellowing laugh. And the lower button of his shirt (right over his belly button) finally surrendered the fight and POPPED. It shot off and hit me in the torso. I don’t remember if it hurt or not, because all I saw in that moment was his FULLY STUFFED BELLY BURST OUT. He was even bigger than I initially thought! The buttoned shirt was concealing the inevitable. He became amused at what had just happened and laughed even harder, and I watched his belly jiggle and gyrate with each HA!
He must’ve eaten SOOO much! And all of his college friends were probably sweating in fear as he took down the food table and got bigger and BIGGER! Or maybe they loved it?? Maybe it’s a straight guy thing??? Like to be competitive? Maybe they were egging on their buddy to eat and eat and eat! God I hope so! He needs as many enablers and encouragers around him as much as possible!
Johnny Lost
2023-09-05 07:46:43 +0000 UTCP
2023-09-02 16:26:21 +0000 UTCLatebloomer
2023-08-30 02:59:33 +0000 UTCMitchell
2023-08-30 01:25:35 +0000 UTCmygrowingroommate
2023-08-29 02:43:04 +0000 UTCMGR
2023-08-29 02:42:11 +0000 UTCDàle Fattu
2023-08-28 22:54:40 +0000 UTCZach
2023-08-28 21:09:22 +0000 UTCggggg
2023-08-28 13:25:18 +0000 UTCmygrowingroommate
2023-08-28 12:56:02 +0000 UTCCharlie
2023-08-28 08:15:44 +0000 UTC