I told him, “Hey man, I think you ate too much.”
He did a chilling evil chuckle as he smirked at me and said, “Ah nah bud, my stomach just ran out of room. I’m still fuckin hungry.”
I then started wondering if those stomach digesting gurgles I heard were actually growls of hunger coming from the beast within my ex jock roommate…🫣
Dàle Fattu
2022-12-24 00:27:16 +0000 UTC