Grab your fat by the fucking handfuls. You got some pretty big hands so that’s a BIGGG BELLY SIR!! Constantly stuff your cute face. Smirk at me the way you do as food goes down your gullet and makes you bigger and bigger. You relish in your beastliness cuz you know I don’t stand a chance against you. And the more weight you put on, the more I become your bitch, serving you, greedy man, all day every day. Every time I buy you more food, I’m simply delaying my inevitable doom, hoping you won’t toss me into your mouth one day. But my tactics slowly work against me. Because the more you eat, and the bigger you grow, the hungry you become…which means MORE food the next time around. And I better have it in front of you EVERY TIME your monster gut growls for more. If I don’t, I will be next on the menu 🍽