Still waiting for your boss to get on the line, you turn around to catch a glimpse of that beautiful man…and HOLY FUCKKKK.
The pizza is nearly gone! 4 slices in just a minute or so! He’s gotten bigger, his belly has grown larger, his chiseled face STUFFED with pizza dough! He belches loud and lifts his ass up to blow out a big fart…
He then turns to you, swallowing all that fattening dough in one gulp. His belly swells even bigger.
“How you makin out over there man? UUURRRRRRP!!!!”
He begins to pat and rub his belly with a big smile on his face. There’s not much pizza left.
Suddenly your boss gets on the phone.
“Hello?”
“Uh yeah sorry sir…but uh my car won’t start.”
Your boss then says he can come get you but it’s going to take a couple hours since the pizzeria is very busy.
“Okay I’ll just wait here then I guess.”
The big beautiful beefcake of a man then interrupts and says “if you need a ride back, I’ll drive you man, just lemme finish this pizza and we’ll-BRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWP-we’ll go.”
He SLAPS his gargantuan tank of a gut as it continues to grow with each gulp of pizza. Then finally it’s done. All gone in a matter of about 6 minutes…
He stands up, looking might big! He rubs his gut as it rumbles in triumph, grabs the keys to his car and tells you to follow him.
PART 5 TOMORROW
Jay
2022-08-04 14:37:50 +0000 UTC