Have you seen the new guy lately?
Dude he’s gotten so big since he started last month!
Right?! His belly always sticks out and it’s been growing massive! He doesn’t even button his shirt anymore!
Literally! Wtf is happening to him?! He about to give birth or something?!
He’s the one who clears out the company refreshments in the cafe. Doesn’t leave a crumb for anyone…
Wait what?! We should go report him to the boss!
No! That’s a horrible idea!
Why?!
Remember Brandon? The other new guy?
Oh yeah haven’t seen him in a few weeks…
Yeah well that’s cuz I heard him saying he was gonna go to the boss too. The next day, that fatass came into work looking twice as big…I haven’t seen Brandon since!
Lol you’re full of shit. You REALLY think that new guy actually…
(New guy appears, big belly first) oh hey guys. How’s it going? Sorry looks like someone ate all the food in the cafe again. URRRRRRRP!
Dàle Fattu
2022-11-02 00:36:07 +0000 UTCJ Noir
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