3AM TAKEDOWN
Added 2022-01-26 22:57:57 +0000 UTCA few days ago, my roommate woke up, rubbed his belly and said, "Oof, my gut's killing me. Why do I feel extra fat this morning?"
I saw how much bigger he had looked. He'd grown. He gained weight. And I had a suspicion he was back to his late night kitchen raids.
So I decided to record him last night as he devoured our kitchen in a daze. He seemed to be kind of sleep walking, not really aware of much other than making sure all the food, all the takeout, and all the milk went into his hot face, down that gorgeous neck, and onto his expanding waistline.
This morning he commented that he should try to stop gaining weight so fast. He looked at me for support and i just looked back at him like "dude, if I try to get between you and food, it'll be the last thing I ever do." We both laughed, he burped, I concealed my boner, and the day went on.
Comments
dear god, the fart at 3:30... what a fucking MAN.
2022-01-28 17:47:31 +0000 UTCGreat video please make it longer and not much Cutting the video :) . Do your Roommate also drinking Energy Drinks ?
Sidney
2022-01-28 17:22:16 +0000 UTCIs it just me or is he getting a double chin now? Can clearly see it as he shoves food in his face. That’s a recent development. His arms looking bigger too and we know that isn’t muscle ;-)
Mark A
2022-01-27 22:41:15 +0000 UTCNo slowing down he must keep eating
Joe
2022-01-27 14:28:56 +0000 UTCHe’s getting fat put another 50 pounds on him stat
Ranbir
2022-01-27 14:23:13 +0000 UTCWhen are you guys gonna do a weigh in?
Ben Johnson
2022-01-27 13:57:56 +0000 UTCThose dimples just above his ass...🥵
itsizzi
2022-01-27 03:41:22 +0000 UTCHoly fuck. Best video yet. This is amazing. Keep. It. Up.
2022-01-27 00:37:48 +0000 UTCAnd he shovels that food in damn you must be in shock in the mornings
WHO1984
2022-01-26 23:49:00 +0000 UTCHe is huge what does he weigh now, damn I hope he got taller too
WHO1984
2022-01-26 23:48:38 +0000 UTCbuffet stuffing and then weigh in next! we love seeing him expand 😘😘🍔🍔
Jay
2022-01-26 23:00:36 +0000 UTC
