Last night the big guy returned from being with family for the holidays and I swear he looks bigger. I asked nervously “hey man you eat good over the holidays?” He rubbed his belly in such a cocky way and said “oh yeah, I ate everything.”
He demanded Chinese takeout so I ran out and got him 2 large lo mein dinners and a large serving of steamed dumplings. When I brought the food back he said, “Thanks man,” gave me a pat on the back and sat down to feast…though not before I got him to pose with all the food I knew was about to vanish forever…
Fast forward 20 minutes and everything was gone…and all I did in those 20 minutes was sit there feeling microscopic as he stuffed his face, his belly swelling up with delicious food, the gas exploding out of his mouth like a lion’s roar…I think I need to treat him to a big stuffing this week PRONTO!😍
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