From the moment he woke up today he has not stopped DEMANDING food! He’s already eating takeout from subway, McDonald’s, and now Panda Express!! And do you wanna know what he just said to me?! He said, “agh..UURRRP!…fuck I feel big. More food man! Get me some Italian and pizza.”
I said, “dude, are you kidding?? You’ve already eaten so much today and you’re belly is getting bigger! You’ve already gained so much weight this month!”
He looked at me intensely, lifted his shirt, and out plopped his humongous gut! He slapped it hard, farted, and said, “get more fucking food man, I can’t stop eating! BRRRRRP!!!”
“Okay okay!”🤐
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