MyGrowingRoommate

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Added 2021-08-05 16:01:02 +0000 UTC

Imagine after an evening picnic with friends, you’re walking up the door of a club and there’s a bouncer out front…who looks like this. Just standing there…6’4, big arms crossed over a big belly sticking out…ugh🥵God I hope he would pat me down! Every time the door opened behind him, the bass inside would make his belly jiggle as he looked down on me.

“What’s in the bag,” he says to me. “Hand it over.” I do as I’m told. He takes my bag and looks inside. He pulls out a leftover sandwich from the picnic.

“What the hell is this? No outside food.”

“Sorry I didn’t know, I can toss it if-“

But he’s already eaten half the sandwich. I’m taken aback. He finishes off the footlong in a matter of seconds! He wipes his mouth and belches. He looks through the bag some more and hands it back to me.

“You’re good. But what’s with the basket.”

He points to my friend who is holding the picnic basket. There was still a lot of food in there we hadn’t eaten. He gestures to my friend and he hands him the basket. He pulls out another sandwich.

“No outside food.” He then shoved the footlong into his mouth and finished off in seconds. He pulled out another and ate it as well. He held his belly and belched. I notice it getting bigger. He then pulls out a gallon of apple cider. He gives me a disapproving look as he chugs the gallon till there’s nothing left. He tosses the empty basket aside, wipes his mouth, pats his belly and says, “You’re good…b..BRRRRRP. There’s no…URRRP…outside food aloud.”

We walk by him as he holds the door open, the trembling bass causes his belly to jiggle again. He burps again as we walk passed him….

Idk just thought of that scenario just lol but I thought it was hot😁👍