Just imagine:
‘Alright boy, here’s how this is gonna go down. I’ll put a roof over your head, I’ll give you everything you could ever want. You can love me all night. I’ll let you rub my belly as it grows, cuddle with me, and keep me entertained. But you have to keep me fed all the time. And know what you’re getting into. Because I’m a hungry man. I have to eat constantly. You can never buy enough food for this guy. I have no limit. I can eat everything all at once if I wanted to. And for you’re own sake, never let my belly growl of hunger. Because if that ever happens, I’m afraid you’ll have to be my next meal. And don’t worry, you won’t be my last. I got plenty of cute boys lined up waiting to feed me right and get their greedy hands on my greedier gut. So don’t fuck it up, babe.’
Disclaimer, OBVIOUSLY this is made up by yours truly and no he never said this lol. Might seem obvious but just wanna make it OFFICIAL before people start asking me if we are a thing now🤣 don’t get me wrong, I think my roommate’s gains are hot but we are actually very good friends in real life, believe it or not. And I’m lucky to know him as a person. He’s one of the sweetest people I know and the fact that he’s a total bro/high school jock type that reminds you of a movie stereotype means he really is a rare breed of man. He’s a stand-up guy, he’s funny, and he’s got a heart bigger than his appetite. Yup I went there lol. If you ever met him in real life, and tried to not gawk at his big belly and massive size and too-cute-for-this-tainted-world face, and got to know him, you would agree with me 100%.
Ariana Holley
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