Edit: This build is going to be patched as bugs are found. The newest HTML file will be found here. Replace the one in the zipped file with the new one. The current patch version is 1.3
There's going to be bugs, a lot of bugs. The changes to the code base are so wide that I can't really test everything in a reasonable time frame, so please report any bugs you find. I would also appreciate you telling me if the game runs faster for you now.
Changelog:
Completely overhauled large parts of the code base to improve performance.
Changed the symbol for the Tease theme to prevent confusion with the new unlockable breast theme
Fake News, Professional Help, Teacher's Pet and Hogtied removed
Online Interview cost increased to 5
Increased odds of getting animal cards
Next up is putting the new cards into the game. Have fun.