The Time I Took 10 Inches. (For Real.)

Hey there, Patreon friends! First off, I owe you a heads-up: I know the headline sounds a bit clickbaity, but I promise, it’s as real as it gets. And instead of a poll this week, I thought I’d give you a little something different: a bonus story from my real life.

This is more of a review than anything else (and no, it’s not sponsored), so if this isn’t your thing, feel free to skip it!

The "Research" Justification

Many of my stories are inspired by real experiences, to one degree or another, because I love adding that realistic edge. But today’s story? This one is 100% true. Recently, I was working on a new story idea and considering including a character with a “blessed” 10 inches. The problem? I’d never personally experienced quite that, so I couldn’t fully visualize or imagine what it’d be like.

So, naturally, I decided to treat myself and put a little Patreon money to work by buying a 10-inch dildo. (Yes, rest assured, your subscription dollars are being wisely invested!) With a lucky Singles Day sale (ironic, right?), I thought, why not? After all, this Patreon has been doing far better than I ever expected, and I have all of you to thank for that. While it doesn’t exactly make me rich (or cover every hour I pour into it, which isn’t really my goal either), I’m more than happy to put a chunk back into making my writing as authentic as possible."

The Ordeal Begins

And what an "ordeal" because, let’s be real, this thing was massive—10 inches (25 cm) long and 1.7 inches (4.3 cm) in diameter. For comparison, I’ve included a photo above with my regular dildo, which measures 8.2 inches (21 cm) long and 1.3 inches (3.5 cm) in diameter. That one’s no slouch either, but it’s much slimmer—perfect for warming up. After plenty of lube and a relaxed start with it, I moved on to something a little thicker, which was still smooth sailing.

But when the time came to finally try the 10-inch beast? Friends, I was in for a rude awakening. I took it slow, but the pain hit hard and fast. Not the kind of pain I sometimes romanticize in my stories where it’s tough at first and then turns to bliss. No, this was just...intense, (the bad kind). I barely managed to get the tip in, which honestly felt like a victory in itself! And it wasn’t even the length—it was the sheer girth that really threw me.

Lessons Learned

So, if you’ve ever dreamed about taking a 10-inch monster, trust me when I say: be careful what you wish for. Here are my key takeaways:

• Appreciate the equipment you’ve got. It’s more than enough to please the majority of people out there!

• I’ll be rethinking that 10-inch character for my next story. Some things don’t translate quite as well into real life!

• I’m not really sure if I want this Patreon to get much bigger, because then I’d maybe have to register it as a business. And I’m definitely not looking forward to deducting a drawer full of dildos as “business and research expenses.” But just to be safe, I did keep the receipt!

But in all seriousness, I want to thank each of you for being here. Whether you’re a free subscriber, a paid supporter, or just stopping by, your responses and engagement mean the world to me. You all make it worthwhile, and I’m still amazed every day that you came here to Patreon just to follow my work. From the bottom of my heart, thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

P.S.: Next story up is Backbacking with the Boys, which will drop at 20:00 (8 p.m.) New York time. I’ve been experimenting a bit with the schedule and will now be releasing one story daily instead of posting in batches. Next week, I’ll ask for your feedback in a poll to see which you prefer.