Death Becomes You 462
Added 2025-07-21 14:01:34 +0000 UTCi probably have the most in common with kalan cos this is what happens when i plan things
(I took down and redid this page in case you noticed that lil switcharoo we don’t talk about it shhhh)
Comments
I think Aleksei and multiple readers are putting way too much of the blame on Kalan for what Dimitri could've done any other day of the week.
Grægori
2025-07-28 12:05:02 +0000 UTCThat debt is going to be fun to collect on
D'Artagnan Wayland
2025-07-24 20:46:41 +0000 UTCAaaaaagh Kalan why are you the worst sometimes 😩
Scrubs
2025-07-23 21:25:36 +0000 UTCsmooshes their faces together like barbie dolls
Jordan Lynn Goodman
2025-07-23 02:10:35 +0000 UTCHe's obviously completely heartbroken over it, however shall he repay Aleksei?
Shinju
2025-07-23 01:57:03 +0000 UTC“Did I fuck up? Yes, but gimme a moment to serve”
Justin Carter
2025-07-21 22:06:04 +0000 UTCAHDBSNSKLFNDN
Amber
2025-07-21 21:40:26 +0000 UTCBeat hiss @$$ lol
Dee Dee
2025-07-21 21:34:01 +0000 UTCThat's what I was like. 🤣 "You didn't die because of Kalan, you died because you didn't notice Demetri jumped your ass. Skill issue bro."
Cussundria Kneal
2025-07-21 21:03:37 +0000 UTCOh this makes a lot more sense and feels true to Kalan's "look pretty swing sword hope for the best" character so far. I do like the detail about them having to walk to avoid Eamonn the the "tricksy elf" bit I hope you keep it for the next page! IT ISNT KALAN'S FAULT THEY WERE LATE AND HE'S A DUMMY! #justiceforkalan
Alex M
2025-07-21 17:23:38 +0000 UTC"I don't have any money, pizza delivery guy, how will I ~ever~ pay you?"
Changeling
2025-07-21 17:10:31 +0000 UTCteeny tiny louie’s side eye is killing me
☆
2025-07-21 16:35:57 +0000 UTCOH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Okay yes, loved the first round of this page but the edits are *chef’s kiss* I feel like Kalan’s on borrowed time before Alexsei tries to yeet him into the forest 😂
Kit
2025-07-21 16:35:47 +0000 UTCGo ahead Aleksei hurt him Gwen gives u her blessings. Kalan u doofus
101kpm2
2025-07-21 16:19:10 +0000 UTCYes!
Tuathadanu
2025-07-21 15:36:38 +0000 UTCHe's just like me fr
Caustic Tea
2025-07-21 15:24:51 +0000 UTCI wonder how Alexi will collect on that debt 😬
Runzwithknives
2025-07-21 15:21:15 +0000 UTCA great debt you say….! 😉
Gantzie
2025-07-21 15:20:47 +0000 UTCI need that tea time panel as a sticker please.
KizzyAnel
2025-07-21 15:18:43 +0000 UTCLol loving this version with threatening aleksei. Also aleksei, the fact that you died seems like a skill issue. Get good
rasvimhia
2025-07-21 15:14:30 +0000 UTCHis coloring made it better, bc I was like wtf is going on? Had to get a close-up lol
ramoth
2025-07-21 15:00:54 +0000 UTCSomeone spank this twink
JT
2025-07-21 14:30:48 +0000 UTCKalan's going to get his throat ripped out in the unsexy way 😨
Emily McMichael
2025-07-21 14:28:26 +0000 UTC"Cunty little mistake" is the name of his Ska band
FlordeCanela
2025-07-21 14:24:21 +0000 UTCIn his defense the plan was to kill Faustus at the ball he just thought the ball would be way later than it was. He does still have a lot of muff munching duty 2 make up for it tho
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
2025-07-21 14:23:42 +0000 UTCI think you made the most disaster bi that has ever existed.
YourKingMob
2025-07-21 14:22:38 +0000 UTCHe actually walked the thought through his brain that they could kill the person hosting the games and the ball, but then the events would go on like "nbd, just a lil one-on-one murdering happenin', who wants to dance?" He better eat pussy like it is birthday cake, cause nothing short of a miracle will help him rn. What a beautiful disaster.
FlordeCanela
2025-07-21 14:19:35 +0000 UTCThat's sus as fuck Kalan, no excuse for putting Gwen baby in danger 😤
salthoney
2025-07-21 14:16:14 +0000 UTCLouie’s face in the 4th panel is killing me lmao
coco
2025-07-21 14:15:32 +0000 UTCI am DYING 🤣🤦♀️
M
2025-07-21 14:15:06 +0000 UTCLouie is all of us right now ☕️
Krista
2025-07-21 14:14:52 +0000 UTCOk this switcharoo’d page (which didn’t happen, not talking about it…) makes a LOT more sense!
Nicole Jones
2025-07-21 14:14:42 +0000 UTCWell I can think of one way to pay that debt
ZoaNoe
2025-07-21 14:12:35 +0000 UTCPunish him Aleksei 👀
Fiona Mooney
2025-07-21 14:10:02 +0000 UTCBest case would of course be Faustus being killed
Kitsune Ana
2025-07-21 14:08:48 +0000 UTCHeyyy, off all the people to die, thats like almost best case scenario
Kitsune Ana
2025-07-21 14:08:20 +0000 UTCThe way that I am just falling head over heels in love with Kalan istg
Misha
2025-07-21 14:07:58 +0000 UTCThis is also how my plans tend to go…. Well. Without the death part. I hope.
Bridgeotto
2025-07-21 14:06:18 +0000 UTCLol. Just a cunty little mistake. As a treat.
Sylvia Faurot
2025-07-21 14:06:15 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
melissa murphy
2025-07-21 14:05:12 +0000 UTCOh Kalan. You beautiful dumbass. (Also what happens when I try to plan)
Chrys Kosheluk
2025-07-21 14:04:35 +0000 UTCKalan is giving "I'm too pretty to read." vibes.
Ainsley
2025-07-21 14:04:22 +0000 UTCMy jaw is on the floor 🤣
Fi
2025-07-21 14:03:49 +0000 UTC
