Death Becomes You 89
Added 2023-01-02 01:30:19 +0000 UTCactivate boob shield
fun fact i googled if you push someone up before they hit the ground will it help negate the fall damage and the answer was 100% no in fact being pushed could kill you in itself so I decided to go with the "gravity is like 4.9ms^2 in this world"
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D'Artagnan Wayland
2023-01-02 19:22:37 +0000 UTCdrunk people are functionally immortal
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
2023-01-02 03:11:59 +0000 UTCshe did immediately stop panicking
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
2023-01-02 03:11:45 +0000 UTCI had a guy survive a 40 foot fall once. They were zip lining in the mountains while drunk and dressed as ninja turtles. Being drunk probably saved his life tbh. Being in his 30s helped too. He was Donatello in case anyone wanted to know which ninja turtle he was dressed as.
Alexis Osborne
2023-01-02 02:33:45 +0000 UTCthere are worse ways to die than snuggling a hot wereskunk
Juliana Cimeno
2023-01-02 02:26:22 +0000 UTCThe softest of titties
Katie Rose
2023-01-02 01:48:14 +0000 UTCWell they just had a magical, mystical Gravity Hek, so that checks.
Samantha Holz
2023-01-02 01:31:35 +0000 UTC
