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[FIXED] Ep. 130 Bonus - Jasontheween [VIDEO]

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will being the arbiter of spelling during the spelling bee but not having any idea how the words are spelled is so funny

milf lover

I fucking love animals. If I had a friend with a goddamn cockatoo i’d let them come over IF I didn’t have cats. Cats can die when stressed from urinary blockages, as i’ve learned. I would love a puppy comin over, just not with my cats. If I had a mansion sized house with like a huge room I’d let them keep any animal in that area, but the cats get the house. It’s theirs lmao

Juno

its so wild hearing them say you're not supposed to cut your cats nails lmao wtf???? I would never tolerate having a cat with long ass nails in my house

Bryson Delano

phenylketonurics? the whole time i was like “this can’t be what they’re saying. it has to be phenylketoneurics.” lo and behold… hasan reads the mf can 🤣 this was painful to watch but i understand we can’t all be good at spelling 🤣

xj

yall making them spell the easiest words. smh. how about something difficult? spell ICUP

xj

I could totally see Joji and Jason

Alexis Brooks

I will say *CERTAIN* dogs have more of a smell than others. I think it has something to do w the oil production. My friend who has a silky yorkie bathes it WEEKLY and it still smells like ass. Whereas other ppls dogs can go weeks without them smelling

cyber403

As a dog person with one of the best behaved dogs in the world, I would NEVER be offended by someone saying I couldn’t bring him. Especially over night, and especially if they had cats. Puppies are a whole different issue, because so many aren’t well trained and dog piss destroys rugs and floors (my older dog had bladder control issues towards the end and we had to throw away all of our rugs after she passed), and so many puppies don’t respect other animals including dogs. My dog is so calm but if another dog gets in his face even he sometimes gets stressed out or angry, and puppies do that to every animal. This is one of hasan’s worst takes

Allison P.

oh god ive never been more pissed off by hasan

Crystal

It’s not just a dog, it’s a puppy. Way more excitable, less trained, may get overwhelmed by the choas around a bunch or strangers and unknown pets. I’m not a cat or dog person, if anything I’d be a rabbit person lol. Those were just the tiktok comments, the patreon ones explained the reasoning better. Also as an unbiased 3rd party that owns neither, dogs smell worse. Btw Harry is currently 5th in the line of succession for the throne behind his elder brother William and William’s 3 children. His father, brother, 2 nephews and niece would all have to either die or abdicate for him to become king.

Alanna M

Dogs don't have littler boxes but many small dogs poop on puppy pads, lol

Erika Schnidrig

I can't believe the dog slander. Cats piss inside. Cat piss is disgusting.

Erika Schnidrig

…no comment

Kamryn Pitcher

they kinda fucked up when they made that word

sollgryn

Exactly. You're noseblind

JESSICA SANTANA

When it comes to the animal itself a dog smells a little worse, but houses with cats smell way worse than houses with dogs.

Brian de Lint

Nah when I go to a room they aren't allowed in or when I leave the house I can def tell if it stinks when I come back. I also use deodorizing laundry detergent & odoban for our blankets & stuff. We have couch covers that we wash periodically. We wash the floors with odoban weekly

MarxistMilkers

I promise people who don't have dogs can smell the dog when they're at your house. You've just become used to it.

Raina

my cat smells like quakers brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal, my dog doesnt have much of a smell thank god but its not pleasant lol

M

they kinda fucked Hasan but not saying phenylketonurics correctly ngl

KO1NZELL

cat people and dog people please chill out

Azaneo

55:46 Austin: "OMG this is one of his special skills"

Lennart Zeidler

Fuck cat people, Hasan's most based take is on this

Stanley

You definitely should clip your cats nails regularly

Coolie0h

qt can do no wrong, hasan however, fuck you for your cat takes

mia

watching in solidarity

Amanda Bateman

My friend is crazy abt cleaning her apartment but it always smells like cats, she has 2. I suffer from executive dysfunction & I have 3 dogs. As long as I spray the furniture with a fabric disinfectant it smells fine. However, I do wash my dogs weekly. They sleep in the bed so it's a must. I'm sensitive to smells so I knowww when it stinks. Cats aren't as "self cleaning" as ppl say. I've seen cats get a rare bath & it's pretty gross

MarxistMilkers

The QT grooming allegation is wild🤣 I can't believe she's doing that🤣🤣 JK

Jose

Right? I’m pretty sure Jason’s word was sodium benzoate lol

Eli Poven

i grew up on the farm and our cats were mousers so they’d just go out to the barn if other dogs came over but if they were lazy they’d just chill with the dogs

D + L

Have recently had family visit with a cat and two dogs. You can clean up the puppy mess it takes at least a week for litter box smell to go away. Cat people are just used to the smell but it is 100% worse.

D.j. Rose

Hasan is a childless cat hating dog dad.

NoLifer445

Hasan I have a psychic connection to LeBron and we talk often. If you pay off my college debt I can make your dreams of being his spiritual son come true lmk

Lucas Scott

Japan hype

Kristoffer a

That's wild to me haha. Society is so built around dog culture that people very often misunderstand cat behavior because they are seeing them though dog colored glasses. I think that's a contributing factor in how acceptable anti cat sentiment is comparatively to anti dog sentiment. And I'm not saying there's not a lot of people who hate dogs, but they are a lot more quiet about it than those who hate cats in my experience haha.

Samantha

I wansted an hour of my life for 5 minutes

Javier Torres

that’s interesting. as a cat and dog owner, I’ve has the complete opposite experience with rare exceptions. I guess it varies.

othertime

unrelated to cats, wtf does autism have to do with this at all? too many of you have been weird asf about Hasan and autism in general ever since Hasan took that test.

othertime

why does he talk like that

Any One

The spelling bee part where will pronounced EVERYTHING wrong

Colleen Bloeser

Nah cats do have a smell and some cat owners smell just like it

Tavin

All I really want to see from the boys when they are in Japan is for Hasan and Will to cosplay as Kiryu and Majima from the Yakuza series.

Zak Lee

Big L for Hasan and QT.

withextrawhip

I think Austin would have rather had the professor fail him than not remember him

Ashar Saleem

As someone who almost always disagrees with Austin, I have to give it to him. Cats smell 100% better than dogs. Hasan with the rare L

Basil

I've never seen a healthy cat with a good diet have an accident

katana

If the litter box smells that is 100% the pick of litter and change consistency

katana

The cat vs dog thing is crazy, I love both, cats 100% smell better

katana

Okay shout outs to Hasan for following his no politics rule when British monarchy came up but even BIGGER shout outs to Will who knows how to say caramel right.

Coven pr1ncepunk

Definitely not the pod to put on as I sit down to eat breakfast.

Sara Mulry

Love how Will is always so attentive to the guest and reels it back in 💕

kylee anderson

Smell his lil paws in a year, all dogs emit frito fragrance it's a feature

Mariana Gallegos

Alot of drinks/sodas do due to the plastic lining inside and/or straight up plastic bottles.

Ted Davis

My puppy smells snuggly. Definitely not like corn chips that's forsure 😅

Ted Davis

Dogs smell worse that cats but a litter box do stink up the house

GregariousGlup

RIP Jason learning he drinks out of bottles "weird". I too learned the same thing as an adult.

Ruin

Dog houses smell like fritossss

Mariana Gallegos

It seems I'm in the minority but I don't think it's a crazy ask. The cost to Emily would be relatively small to how it could benefit her parents because she's successful. I think' in some cultures it's definitely more common to give family, particularly parents money. Also I don't think Emily paying for other things is the same because she is deciding what is happening with what she is using to pay them back

Paula Mejia

I humbling propose "Commie to Dinner"

Paula Mejia

Honestly, I don't feel strongly either way. I think the reasoning is weird but if I was a rich streamer, it's not a crazy ask from the parents.

Paula Mejia

Omg really??

Paula Mejia

My dog’s smell just as good as my cats. If a dog smells bad without having rolled in something then it could be a medical issue. Same for cats, really.

Heron Garrett

Will, be careful with those protein shakes. Fairlife product have tons of microplastics!!!

XxCosmicWarriorxX

Just a gentle ribbing, for my pleasure. You are a great podcast host

James Coppin

That teacher discussion hit home for me. I had a teacher who meant a lot to me and he recently passed away suddenly. I know I’ll miss him for the rest of my life. Him and a few other mentors through high school and college are the reason why I went on to do my master’s degree in education

Ira Finn

Im here for the cartoon talk. Get Will on with some animator guests

JacobSchwinn

I think parents demanding money from their child especially when they dont need it is the second most selfish thing that anyone can do, regardless of the child's financial status. If they were struggling there would be a little wiggle room but still not up to the child to pay back money that I'm sure they were happy to pay at the time.

Markos Kool

It is crazy they let the most dyslexic person in the room read the spelling words and judge if they were spelled correctly

Sean Pikus

I just want to see pictures of Austins cats now :')

RyRy

i've only ever smelled my own cat and she smells like hopes and dreams. dogs are like humans without deodorant. they exercise significantly more. cats smell good because they are always grooming themselves and dogs smell good (to their owners) because they associate their pet with happiness

hayeszs

the sneaky Rajj Patel joke at end

K. Verklärung

Muy Authentico hasL

cabbage

I'm a bird person, and dogs 100% smell soooo much worse than cats. Litter boxes are stinky as hell and I think people get immune to it, but everything about dogs smell; everywhere they go they leave a stink. I also just like cats more in general. Never had either a cat or a dog, though.

GodCilla

18:20 Will, fellow cartoon nerd here, there are many reasons to hate Nickelodeon but I draw a line at infantilising cartoons when Avatar Last Airbender is on it, probably the most “adult” kid’s show

Dani

Hasan is actually having such a 127 moment. Bro is oblivious to how staining piss is. Not to mention you need to use an actual carpet cleaner to get it out fully.

Austin Maile

Avatar: The Last Airbender,Hey Arnold!, and Doug are great Nickelodeon cartoons that don't infantilize and deal with rather adult themes at times. I don't know; saying Nickelodeon infantilizes is a bit of a stretch. But I do agree Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

droid

Hey QT, super off topic but I took a plane on Sunday for the first time after being scared for years, to go to donate my stem cells to a random lady with leukemia. I got the courage to fly cause you did and we all know how scared you were. Just like I've been telling all the nurses, airline crew, and everyone that helped me be able to donate and save this lady, thank you for being a part of helping me do this!! Also anyone reading this, the nmdp formerly known as be the match is a non profit organization that helps match people with cancers with people that have similar cells to them with the hopes of making a treatment. They sent me a kit 8 years ago to analyze my cells and I got the call in October of 2024. They paid for everything from the airfare to the hotel to food and rides. If this is something you think you could do please reach out to nmdp and they can provide you with more information on how you can help give someone with cancer hope!

Paul Cooper

10,000 years since William Savage Ebers Nefferson on the pod and 10,000 more years until his return

Soup

Prof. Nicole Triche is still in Cinema and Television Arts at Elon University. Her "Research/Creative Interests" is ... you guessed it... Documentaries.

Jackson csoma

As a dog owner ~ i totally agree

Kat_TTT

Thinking cats smell worse than dogs is absolutely insane, dogs smell terrible except for the hour after they get washed

Hiatus Kaiyote

The royals are parasites

MG

“Nickelodeon infantalizes cartoons” Avatar the last airbender is Nickelodeon!

hot_waxavi

If Hassan and QT do a weekly cooking stream they should call it “Commie and QT Cooking show”

Jayden

the king and queen aren't useless. it was revealed that the royal position still retains full veto power over the rest of the british government. the royal family also own a lot of buildings and ARE landlords still to this day

Max

Rocket power was one of my favorites but cartoon network was overall what I watched

Chris S

Hasan is right about the college stuff. Is so weird for parents to ask their kids to pay back

Lyra Peach

me a Columbia student 🧍🏻‍♀️

Rebecca S. Sanchez

Saying this as someone who doesn't have a pet but has friends who are both cat and dog people. Litter boxes smell obviously, especially if the owner doesn't clean up very well. But actual dogs themselves definitely smell worse than cats lol.

Mary Fuller

as an organic chemist listening to will try and pronounce chemical names was awesome lol

rikky rizzo

thank god we got will’s Raj joke in there😭😭😭

rikky rizzo

I was a Hasan Hater before Cat-gate

David Gullo

Cats are fine got nothing against them but some people cannot be cat owners oh god ive smelled some rank houses that owned cats 🤣 But not all, it definitely depends on the owner

Cristian Casian

Untrained Cat houses smell worse than dogs houses but dogs hair just smells worse. Unless they are bathed regularly and indoor only🤣 Maybe im biased cause I do have an indoor only dog, need to ask people that visit lol

Cristian Casian

The cat hate in this episode is crazy.

Vella

CUTIE I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH IF U WERE LIKE MARTHA STEWART

Denise Bahena

Dog houses smell so bad. Cats smell too but not as bad

Lyra Peach

Saying cats smell worse than dogs is insane.

john roberts

This is the extra content we pay for. Watching streamers try to spell words lollllll

mingle27

Do not get rid of the gay captions dammit

Alan Alcaraz

'it’s ok march i get that too' to hasan saying he first thought march was asian was real comedic timing from qt

beatrice

funny one everyone!

adji

What was that weird cut?

Colton Zabel

im gonna say it, some cat people, who might be streamers, have ruined the reputations of cat people, to them streamers, because of the conditions they leave their cats in

Wheen L

100% a house with a cat CAN smell more than a house with a dog, because it's all about how clean the owner is. If you lift up and sniff a dog, they will smell worse than lifting and smelling a cat like 99% of the time. (Cats only stink when they are messy, like kittens who don't groom well yet or a cat who is sick and not grooming)

Samantha

I think it's crazy how acceptable cat hating is, if you say you hate dogs people lose their minds, but you can say you hate cats and people are like "ok that's your opinion". I love Hasan but his anti cat stance is crazy LOL. On that note, I hope coots is doing okay QT, since coots chose Ludwig as her person it's on him to notice so, beat him up for not noticing her claw issue haha. ❤️ Also cats are the best at hiding pain, the important thing is she's okay ❤️

Samantha

Austin and QT’s faces when they start talking about cartoons have me DEAD 😂

Doxie

I don’t think all the specifics of the situation matter, if someone doesn’t want a guest to bring a dog (or any animal) into their home, that is perfectly reasonable boundary to set.

Kaitlin Bossong

I'm a dog person, and agree with Austin. He's the host and as a guest you should respect his understandable request. I personally would've allowed the dog to come because I feel comfortable enough with dogs, but if you have cats and you're not used to dogs - especially puppies - I can definitely see how it will add tons of stress to him as a host.

Pontus Ferm

I'm a dog person and agree with Austin 🫶

oatmeek

bro that is insane. if you don't wanna have to deal with piss or something from a puppy that is more than enough reason, if your cats don't like dogs why is it now your problem to deal with? someone cleaning don't mean shit if you have to then pay the landlord bc they notice

Wolly Bignose

jason always getting full

Axel Vizcarra

Austin carries the show. Take the pay raise from Hasan. All he does is look at his phone and be rude to Marche anyway.

Allison.Actually

I can't get over how mysterious and how badly I want to know how Austin makes his income 😂

Nox

2023? Bro when r u

Parker Kenworthy

I've owned both, the debate is really about how clean their owners are. Dogs smell more than cats but the average dog is doing their business outside versus a cat who is doing their business inside. A lazy cat owner's house will smell like cat piss and shit and a lazy dog owner will have angry neighbors.

NihilismRacoon

Lol that last comment from Will, I'm dead

NihilismRacoon

why Jason got that Disney Knees in his music video LMAO

Brotonik

1) its clear that in the situation with emilys parents specifically, it wasnt a joke (as seen in her streams with her parents when she/they talk about it) 2) emily does pay them back in some way, through luxurious holidays, gifts, paying for other stuff for them. on top of that they are already financially stable and were the ones who encouraged her to go to an expensive ive league school in the first place Its evident you didn't know the facts to the story with emily's case so maybe don't comment on it until you do. It is entirely emily's choice what to do, not random chatters online. Your point on the maturity of that generation of asian parents is insightful though.

elliemina

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION ROCKET POWER!

Fía

imo it’s the pee and poo stench

Fía

Qts fan fan story is exactly how Asian parents act and joke. A lot of Asian parents came to America or Canada and had to grow up fast. There is a certain maturity missing from that generation that had to grow up with so much change. I totally understand Emily’s parents asking for money back but it would ultimately would be a joke. But as an Asian who has made the amount of money Emily has made you would immediately pay that back in some way, not maybe necessarily straight cash but something to thank your parents. Just my thoughts being Asian

Al

Will with the Henry VIII reference

HoopD 40

great episode!

Luzarely Barragan

Thank you Marche 😂

Sasha

People who think cats smell more than dogs are crazy. One of these animals cleans themself, the other rolls around in mud puddles and eats other animals poop. How can they even have a debate about this?

Lil D(umpling)

I think this is the first time I have agreed with Austin. Wow. 2023 is off to a wild start.

Trumoo

let’s goooooo

sofie

The spelling bee was genuinely engrossing lmao. Had me rooting for all of them. Also, Austin's story about his teacher was so wholesome, and he told it in such an engaging way.

Shaun L

Hahah bully austin haahahahah so funny

Austin

Love the Rajj reference towards the end lmao

Carlos Ciudad-Real

I love QT but those two dogs GOT IN A FIGHT and one HAD TO LEAVE because of it lol

Taylor

they could get a sitter for the puppy ?

maria

No. A puppy will die if they don’t bring it. Not letting the puppy come means your are uninviting the person. If your cat ain’t chill it’s a bad cat. Puppy won’t do shit, cat owners sometimes are the worst and I own both.

Al

I'm a dog person and I defended Austin here. I've lived with 3-5 dogs in my house plus puppy fosters my whole life. I understand not wanting puppies around during an overnight visit and hosting for the holidays

ginnagon

5 mins in and Hasan and Qt are still so wrong

Wilson Somerville

Fixed, thank you for your services Marche

Tia Barton

A few minutes were cut off the video version at the end

James Coppin

Works for me

James Coppin

Marche deserves a pay rise. It can come out of Austin's.

James Coppin

God works hard, Marche works harder 💪

Julian

Oh it’s not playing..

Sahayra

Thank you kind sir 🧎🏾‍♀️

Sahayra

What was broken 😭

PhsycoRed

yippie

Hitami

Thank you marche

Kyotaz


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