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Ep. 129 Bonus - HAPPY NEW YEAR!! [VIDEO]

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Whenever it's just these 3 on the pod, you know it's going to be an unhinged episode because Will is not there to keep them in line 😂

Cynergy

“I’d like to go on Theo Vons pod” he did it 🥲

Korralicious

same. My cat hates dogs so it pissis me off when people bring their dogs over.

Alex18000655506

I with Austin on not letting the dog come over. No dog is coming into my house full of cats that are terrified of dogs. Hell no my cats come first. I get you Austin

Katie Martens

HI HASAN ITS JUNE WHERE IS KEIRNAN SHIPKA???

LordeofClover777

Daniel Howell follows Hasan. I don't know when he's in LA, but that would be bomb.

Jamie Hauken

Why did Austin think revealing that the person he wronged was gay would make it better?

Jamie Hauken

Wait can we get Denny on the pod that could be so funny

Allison P.

Austin I will build your lego sets 🙏🏻 I don't like the look of lego but love building them. Only problem is I'm in Australia rip

Jade

OMG Austins cousin referencing the millennial grey!!!LOL

Mandy Groening

Please listen to Hasan and get Kiernan Shipka on the pod!!

Mandy Groening

QT and Austin should use sim card readers to get photos off of their phones. I think it's probably the quickest way to do it if you dont want to deal with giving the photos to a third party host like google or a social media site. (i find with those websites, they run out of space for you to store images eventually and then you got to pay for extra space bleh and also its all digital and it might get lost if you only have them there.) You could also have a hard drive specifically dedicated to the storage of phone pics, too, I suppose. I'm frustrated that it isnt easier to get stuff off of phones and onto computers, though.

T.G.

i don't know if this is exact but my sister has celiac and makes a super similar recipe: ¾ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt ¾ cup almond flour ¼ cup coconut flour 2 tablespoons olive oil, other oil, or unsalted butter 3 large eggs 1 cup mashed banana (about 2 very ripe bananas) ¼ cup maple syrup or honey

maci

i like that the podcast is all over the place :)

Fabian Pegel

Is there any way to get that recipe

Ynara

Bo Burnham follows Hasan.. just saying

Lindsey Smith

QT phone batteries expand to prevent them from catching fire, please if its an iphone take it to the apple store so they can dispose of it properly. the longer you wait the greater the chance it ruptures and that is when bad things could happen

Kevin

"I didn't want to ruin his millennial grey house" ... I'm dead.

Tim

i am the biggest dog person. austin is right.

BrainCell

I neeeed Caleb Hearon on the pod

Shelby

At the end of the day it is Austin’s house so his call but I definitely think he’s wrong with the puppy take

Ian kirk

I think Austin is absolutely right. I can’t imagine 14 people and a new puppy, with all that food around too.

Annika

Austin is absolutely in the right about the dog situation. Dog owners cannot grasp the concept that not everyone loves their dog as much as them.

Atticus

The phone call with the cousin was so cute. Lowkey they should get some family members to guest star on the pod

jam

Banger episode, its what i needed for a pick me up. Keep it up guys!

Ali

I second for Grace!

Ali

It's INSANE that Hasan and QT think Austin should've let a dog into his dog-free house lmfao. Being okay with dog piss on your carpet is crazy. I'm also gay.

GodCilla

You guys are one of the biggest streamer podcasts in the world, I’m sure there are hundreds of <1000 viewer streamers that would love to come on the pod

Kevin Stefanowicz

Austin is 100% right, people seem to think puppies should have the same or more access as like, babies or something. They’re dogs. Leave them home unless it’s an explicitly pet friendly space (which other people’s houses don’t have to be).

Mads

You people are crazy for the puppy stuff, cats deserve peace in their own homes. Stop the cat hate. Cant belive that Austin got dragged for that, other shit yeah but taking care of his animals? Nah.

Klaudia Krybus

damn that's pretty harsh, hope you start to have a better day

Tim

Al

im gay and i think its cool to acknoledge other gays (but not to deny puppy time)

tito_993

Gianmarco Soresi is definitely a comedian who would be a cool guest plus I think he is going to be spending more time in LA this year. He is Hasans brand of politics but also QT and Austins brand of humour. Also I am sure he would want some of them on his podcast. Matteo Lane was also mentioned by Austin he would be a sick guest.

Sigilmourn

Paris hilton folows hasan! an so does finneas (brother of billie eilish!

M

I'm very afraid of dogs, and I don't think they should be allowed in public spaces

Eden

Hasan being friends with Kiernan Shipka and not knowing what she's been in is wild! Haters hate, but I loved Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Get her on the pod!!

strumdogg

Assuming that the puppy is already well trained to not make puppy mess is already an assumption in this hypothetical.

ShleepyHead

Joe Santagato follows Hasan! Fear& x Basement Yard? 👀

ScreensAndSound

Grace Helbig would be cool to get on and she follows Hasan! Or Chef Josh from Mythical Kitchen

Brooke E

Yeah, a substantial amount of dog people are actually kinda crazy. To be clear, I wouldn't assume that anyone would accommodate my cat(s) in their home either.

Ari August Segebarth-Bjerga

Austin 100% right. Like i love puppies and all that too but if you don't want puppies and the mess they can cause it seems insane that you have to just allow anyone to bring them over effectively meaning your decision doesn't matter?

Wolly Bignose

YESSSSSSS

LordOfTeas

QT's just sitting there eating sauce and nobody addresses it?

Kapoley McRolly Foley III

but why would you assume they would be passing the puppy around? lmao there are so many assumptions going into this hypothetical

Nupur Maheshwari

Ben and Emil would be great guest

Penelope Urquidi

Yessss omg!

Michaela

CONAN GRAY MENTIONED :D (he's one of my all time favorite artists and was my top artist on spotify this year)

Naplord

Hairstylist literally is with her all the time so I thought it was funny.

Watermelon

Hasan, Bowen follows you and Ariana Grande hairstylist follows you as well LOL.

Watermelon

Austin check the phone drawer regularly for swollen lithium batteries. One of my older phones in my drawer ballooned up like QTs

bogbodied

a puppy might get scared of a big party too

Hannah N

I make a bangin healthy bananer bread based on chef john's (food wishes) recipe. It's not even a hundred cals per slice. All I do is sub the sugar for stevia, the butter for coconut oil, and I do half white flour/half wholegrain. Also not buttering the dish, just straight baking paper. Doesn't taste healthy either but that shit is loaded with fibre

Alain Bourg

not the glass of milk lmaoooo

Az

I’m gonna agree with Austin here. 15 people at a party passing the puppy around, guaranteed the owner would lose track and the dog would piss or shit somewhere and someone would step in it. If it was trained then perfect but as cute as puppies are, they don’t know better

Jose Marin

Austin's cousin sounds like a chill person

Ana C.

Shouldn't be allowed to take your dog in public spaces without proving you can train and control your dog.

DT

most owners are incompetent at training or controlling their dogs

DT

Most people's dogs are a f-ing menace, they can't even control them while on a walk let alone in a busy public space. I love dogs but I hate most dog owners

DT

100%

DT

Recommending Tana Mongeau Ep, one of their finest works, but yes when the 4 get together it's top tier content!

Dani

Just once in my life, for one day, I want to know what it feels like to be hot. The way those women reacted to hearing Hasan's name is crazy. He can't keep getting away with it

Ashar Saleem

austin ur so right we as gay people are so cool don’t let them silence u

karizmorgue

bring back Brittany Broski plss

ege kurt

Please have Kiernan Shipka on, that's such a good get

Miguel Polanco

Caleb Hearon would be soooo funny

cleoauuur

I am still cool.

Nalfein

Yes Austin replies sometimes if you're nice

Matt

Can we get one of the street twink on the pod in 2025?

Paul Cooper

Definitely, it's crazy cheap if you go to a small shop.

Ratthew

Couldn’t you buy a harddrive and transfer your photos to it and not have a drawer full of old phones? If you say no I’ll fold

Anxious Bean

Yes, arts and crafts Mondays need to be a thing.

Tristan Cunningham

6:40 New Pyrex is just tempered glass, not the borosilicate it used to be. The new stuff is ass and absolutely will explode.

Ari August Segebarth-Bjerga

they're all sociopathic cat people with 0 life experience

Stanley

Those missing photos from the old phones might be on your google drive, that’s where I found mine

Jasmine Fears

Doechii shout out!! 🔥

JayAllDay

I agree with Austin on the puppy thing. I have cats and my home is their home. Plus I dont want the puppy running all over potentially breaking things.

Daidreemer

Hasan has mentioned being friends with Margot Qualley before, she would be a great guest!

Eric Woodard

I’ve tried but I’m not a twitch person so I have no idea who the people are and what they’re talking about

Navneet Sandher

Does squad even read these…?

Jesse

When is Chuck Norris coming on the pod?

Michael Kiwan

I follow hasan I would gladly be on the pod 🥰

Ryan Myers

Missing out on some of the best eps

Ryan Myers

I have to kind of agree with aiden on the dog thing. Too many times ive been out at a restaurant or brewery trying to enjoy a meal, and someone just brings a dog thats not well behaved and it becomes a problem for everyone/other dogs. If our dog culture was better in America, id totally be on board with all spaces being dog-friendly but people first need to be more diligent about training their dogs here.

beanaguts

Zack fox follows Hasan please get Zack fox 😭😭

Tan Nguyen

Bowen Yang and Matt rogers!

trash trash

When Austin threatens the spanking lmfao, qts response lmfaoooo

River Sauerwein

Yes to hasan on theo von

River Sauerwein

I skip all guest interviews. My top tier pod is when all 4 are here

Navneet Sandher

Hasans heart stopped when he thought Laufey messaged him

Emmanuel Soriano

We need Julian Solomita!!!!

Dominic O'Brien

I love dogs, foster puppies, rescue Pitbulls etc. But I don't think it's crazy to say no to having a puppy over depending on the circumstance. I don't think this is an obvious 100% yes situation. Austin is totally fair here.

ginnagon

QT: Google Jar Guy

Historian Frank

I think it’s fine to say no to a puppy depending on context, like if it’s a party in a carpeted house with cats. I think dogs should be allowed in some public spaces. My dog would behave in them but others wouldn’t, and in places like a grocery store you’ve got issues like safety, hygiene, allergies, etc that apply less in other settings. I think friendly muzzled dogs should be allowed on public transport like trains and buses.

Heron Garrett

+1 Austin on the new puppy

Kris

Brandon Flynn!!! Get him on the pod

Riley Wilson

Austin: it’s not slander if it’s true

Historian Frank

fully on austin’s side about the puppy

hayeszs

How much gaslighting did Austin do to his cousin. Shame on him.

Emilia Gurga

does ANYONE happen to have a link to QT's sweatshirt?? i want

Maru

I stand with Austin on the puppy thing I’m so sorry I’m usually pro animal but its an untrained puppy in a house with carpet no no no

Brittany

If the puppy isn't potty trained I don't blame him for not wanting the puppy there. Dogs should be allowed in public spaces though. When I lived in Washington state I brought my dog everywhere & only ONCE had an issue where an employee made me leave. I had to move to Oklahoma as a teen & I've been stuck here since & I stopped taking my dog places because it was the complete opposite. Everyone was rude as hell. So now I attribute people that hate dogs in public spaces to be republican. The dog weighs 10lbs & never misbehaved

MarxistMilkers

austin is right easily

cal

My resolution is to be overall more productive but I've been sick since the 1st lmaooo

MarxistMilkers

I agree with Austin, not with Aiden though. It'd be so stressful for the cats and maybe that environment is not the time to see how the puppy will react to cats for the first time. IMO Aiden is traumatized by LA dogs being untrained or something cuz if the dog is quiet and chill then its no problem

Jshby

Brandon Flynn (Justin from 13 reasons why) follows Hasan... and lowkey likes guys like Austin lmao

Darren Dilly

LET THE PUPPY COME OVER

Jarrod

Paris Hilton would be an epic guest!

Katie Rotuno

I stand with Austin for once. No, you’re not bringing your untrained puppy to my cat lord house filled with 15+ people. That’s absurd to even ask in my opinion.

Jordan

FINNEAS

Chantal Zunbriel

I’d only seen a few clips but after watching the Ziwe interview I’m all in on Caleb

Kobert

Austin & Aidan are both right. Also, pretty corny but I love to do a new year’s theme in place of a resolution. I was told about it once as a method for folks that suck at following through on resolutions and it’s been great, 10/10. I work towards my goals without stressing about failure!

Kobert

Paris Hilton follows Hasan, that's a slay 💅✨️

Lilith Jenovax

Austin and Aimen can bond over their mutual dog hatred

Ashes

yeah get timmy on the pod!

Onsen Dreamscapes

Jpegmafia or madelinependleton would be DOPE guests!

PhillYourMana

Thanks for the show y'all

Witch

I’m going to respectfully disagree from QT about the 2024 roast cus man I loved it, Mark & Sam opening were great, the Diddy baby oil bar, Ms.pats Ozempic bit, Tim Dillions CEO Scrooge like character was over the top and hilarious and Adam Rays Joe Biden, and Jeff Ross did fantastic as a host. It’s dense with so many highlights! And it’s only 40 mins long Also I agree with Austin about the dog thing

Cristofer Antunez

48:20 omg hi Nah I understand Austin, I wouldn’t want someone to bring their dog either. Also yes Aiden was right too!

Alanna M

The person who is the most hard to schedule around (Hasan) should be the one who finds the most guests, imo!

kaypee

i agree! i feel like it’s so normal in the suburbs to leave your dog home when you have a big house or family/friends who are around to watch them.

rikky rizzo

My brother has cats, and cats can easily just fuck off for an entire day, or go upstairs when my parents bring their dog

Niels K

Already done

Rakia Bey

no one’s forcing you to pay for this unsub at any time🫶

rikky rizzo

ted and schlatt were on awhile ago but would love to see ted back

rikky rizzo

Austin is 100% right that can really fuck with cats.

Ethan Davis

Oh yes please!!

melima

That call was the cutest thing ever 😂

Nox

Yes, please!!

melima

Seconding this!!

melima

Austin is right about the dog thing!!

Annie

Kierna shipka is friends with Timothee chalamet !

Lyra Peach

austin literally everyone would be fawning over the puppy there would never be a moment that puppy had fewer than 8 eyes on it

Gaelen Braithwait

I would let that puppy drive my car if they asked me

Plube

Get Gianmarco Soresi on the show

Ahsan N

Austin was 100% right

Aaron

I'm eating this preservative filled processed baked dough ball but it's healthy because they put protein in it... lmaooooo Hasan

ClimateKy

austin is right about the dog, you cant just clean up pee on carpet it stains it

Kyotaz

ricky martin follows hasan!

kyleeflowers

As someone who has foster cats in my house all the time of differing needs (illness, behavioral issues, etc.) I wouldn't let any dog in my house, I stand with Austin. Not a crazy take tbh, a blanket statement of a dog/puppy should be able to enter anyone's house at any time is crazy LOL

Samantha

oh this one…this one would be amazing

Renee

Nahhhh Austin's right about the christmas puppy. My sister brought her new puppy to my house one holiday and I had to lock my cats in a room the whole time to prevent any scrappin, the dog pissed all over the carpet

Penelope Puzzles

If the old phone is expanding and you’re worried about it exploding, consider talking with your local fire station. They should have safe bags to transport it. I’m not sure if they’d be willing to remove the SSD card for you, but they will definitely dispose of it for you if it’s a safety hazard

Moose

That was a 127 hello if I ever heard one.

Elizabeth Bender

I cant lie Austin's take on not letting a puppy in his house kindaa makes sense to me. not saying I'd do the same but I am his one defender

blue shrimpy

I stand with Austin, a puppy in a full house at Christmas is going to be a rough time for everyone. If it prevented his cousin from coming, I might feel different, but it worked out

Justin Clark

To add on as well: Hasan has stated he loves the idea of rehabilitation. Trisha Paytas is the prime example of a rehabilitation. From being widely hated to being on SNL, Broadway, and making successful new podcasts (Just Trish & Not Loveline). Trisha Paytas is by all accounts an extremely flawed character. Her past controversy’s are all over the place from offensive comments to manipulative behavior. However, for the past two years, she has undoubtedly had a renaissance in personal growth. Ever since her marriage and baby, you don’t see her crying on the kitchen floor, trolling/ rage-baiting, and actively instigating fights with people. Hasan’s belief in rehabilitation is perfect for an individual like Trisha, with a history of public missteps, showing that people are capable of change and redemption while remaining entertaining. I think it’s more effective to recognize she’s working on her systematic issues rather than permanently condemning someone for a previous version of themselves.

Lemon Tree

All about conspiracy talk, want to hear Will’s take.

Tylerbuken

dude just upload your old photos to an SSD and have them all in one place, what is actually wrong with Austin and QT lmao. I mean even Hasan is bad/lacks knowledge on tech but at least hes not a caveman.

Jaunty

I’m not sure that there is a recommended introduction phase between a dog and a cat but I know there is one if you were to bring a new cat into a home that already has one

Cristian Garcia

i wish austin was my uncle 😭 lmfao but i'm older than him

em

you should have Sarah and Josh on from APWSTR

em

Yeah, that’s why I wanna see her again - been a minute, and with Russia close to collapsing I’m sure she’d have something to say - even though they “don’t do politics”

Gauze

Hasan said he’s not a Diva with food!! Wait till he gets kebab and he starts grilling employees to make sure it’s Turkish lol

Mitch

i don't have new years resolutions cause my resolution would be to eat healthier but i aint doin that with all the discount after christmas chocolate!!

Onsen Dreamscapes

Wtf lol plsssss

Mitch

I think it's fine that Austin said no but he would have been a lot cooler if he allowed the puppy to come

NihilismRacoon

So many gay celebrities follow him, he has so much pull in queer media.

Alwxg

They have the best connections its just none of them put enough time into getting guests. You have to remember 3 members of the pod are workaholics and they don't have a PA to do that stuff.

Alwxg

Trisha paytas wants to collab with yall !!!!

Pamela

I know Hasan would love to rp again

Nova Meadows

Fear&Dimension20 would be awesome

skiplings

TARA YUMMY PLEASEEEEEE

hollieb0o

The most agreeable take Austin has had on the pod ngl

Chanuthi S.

QT or Austin better send that DM lol 💕

N A

She was one of the first people they had on after rebooting the podcast! It would be fun to have her on again, though

smellBlind

Trisha and Oscar?! Oscar had the most liked comment on Hasan’s insta thirst trap!! C’mon! Trisha is a hot commodity right now and you’d be making Oscar’s manifestations and dream come trueeeeee! 💕💕

N A

The neighbour's cat that is trying to move in with me is only doing that because they got a new dog... say no more. He is a Persian mix and very sociable nature but he does not enjoy being around a bouncy new puppy. We have a very awkward situation arising with our neighbour's right now lol, they keep seeing him in our window

Zoe B

I would also love to see Trisha on! Her experience on the internet is unique and there is a lot to explore in her lore as well as depth in her growth. A lot of the people bringing up her “cancellations” as reasons why not to bring her on are not taking into consideration that people can change, likely don’t know the context of the situations brought up, and are taking clips/talking points rather than being charitable and looking at the evidence of growth. PS: I’m a newer patron so I don’t know the vibes here - please don’t be mad! These are just my thoughts based on getting interested in her journey from a mental health perspective and then watching her the past few years 💕 Maybe having Oscar (her pod co-host) on as well so that he can provide some context if she gets flustered! He is also fab and a HUGE fan of the fear& crew!

N A

Never thought I’d proudly say ‘Austin is right’ but here I am.

Brittany

hot take i fully support austin

lena Keilman

Yeah I'm not with Austin on this. You let the puppy come over. Grinch!

JayyCoall

can u guys do an episode with brennan lee mulligan

isa

Hasan could definitely get Noah Kahan Hes a bernie guy, he opened up for Bernie before

Brotonik

I support Austin setting up boundaries around people bringing dogs into his home. Tbh, I feel like more people need to accept that their pets aren't welcome everywhere. Dogs can be messy, loud, and chaotic and I also don't want overstimulated dogs getting aggressive with each other in my house. Like how Kaya and Sam's dog went at each other at QT's Christmas party. People have childfree weddings and parties all the time so why can't they wrap their head around dogfree events and spaces??

Valerie

that would be fun and also probably a good promo for LMK at some point!

LeahGia

and her and Hasan’s cooking vid was so good

Sahayra

I honestly don't think any of my friends with dogs have ever asked to bring them over because I have cats; I didn't think it was a thing people would ask about honestly--most cats have a hard enough time acclimating right away to other new cats without any prep/warning

Avianna

they should get Hasan's best friend Ted Nivison on

KO1NZELL

My in-laws asked if we could keep their dog while they travel. I said no because of my two cats 🤷‍♀️ I’m not going to bring a dog into their safe space; they would be terrified the entire time

badbirdie

Not trading in phones is crazy, you can check what’s in iCloud.

Kieran Gee

The collab I never knew I wanted to see so desperately

Avianna

If bringing the puppy wouldn’t of been a problem no matter what (socially or physically) then why did they feel the need to ask?

Jimmythechicken

I'd die to see this 😩

Avianna

Austin not understanding socialism is pretty funny lol

Lau

OMG YES--A COLLAB DREAM

Avianna

i would love to see austin and gianmarco together

Roxy L.

so I did remember that episode but felt bad listing off these larger girlie podcasts without including LMK lol but i guess maybe a round 2 with the full crew!

Lindsey

Hasan and Qt are wrong, Austin is 100% in the right to say no to his cousin bringing her puppy

Wilson Somerville

No, I'm sorry I'm not letting a puppy into my very full home with my cats. Isn't there a whole rigamarole you have to go through when introducing animals to each other? All that when I'm already hosting during the holidays? No way.

Kellye Yates

technically they’ve already done a Let Me Know guest pod, they just didn’t know it at the time (and Will and Austin were missing)

LeahGia

we got you, Austin! well… this time we do at least😉

Lindsey

Get Gianmarco Soresi on!!!!!!!! He's said he'd be down on twitter

Wheen L

Soooooo how bout a collab with Press ESC, Sweet n Sour, and Let Me Know…?🤩 Also, I’m with Austin on this one. I currently have 3 cats and 1 dog, so the cats are well socialized with dogs, but my uncle once brought over his 1 year old lab (full size but still puppy energy) and my cat somehow ended up on top of my very high bookshelf with the fluffiest scaredy cat tail and I thought it was funny but also felt bad because of how scared he was. And for me personally, depending on the size of my apartment/house, and depending on the scenario like if it’s a house full of people for Christmas… I’d probably be more inclined to say no. The comments got your back on this one, Austin😂

Lindsey

its not that people are refusing to socialize their cats. Cats are both predator and prey animals so they have instinctual fears just like some dogs have instinctual prey drives. Yes, some cats can be socialized but it really depends on the cat's personality and can take a lot of time. If they're indoor cats especially, the opportunity to socialize them for situations like this so so low. Dogs its more expected because you have to take them outside so they're more likely to have to interact with other people and dogs. On top of that cats are generally less domesticated. There's always exceptions of course but on average most cats would at least be fearful of a dog or worse aggressive especially with a puppy that is still learning boundaries.

May S

YES! They need to do this ASAP

Ana Alvarez

Hasan was right you need to record these on Sundays Thursday is too far behind this feels like last weeks podcast

Jimmythechicken

I think if they're corralled and the owner is actually very attentive and responsible that's valid, but it also just might be difficult depending on the housing situation

May S

Its kinda like behind the scenes content. Im surprised they would ever struggle with guests. I feel like they together should have great connects

Felix

tbh I could sit and listen to QT talk about anything and I’d probably find it interesting lmao

Lindsey

She is funny they totally should. Saw her on drop outs and she killed

Felix

Also if you moral-less folk are gonna be like “but what did she even do” start with searching up “Trisha and DissociaDID” it is the saddest story of how Trisha bullied and harassed a lovely creator with dissociative identity disorder off the internet. Get a grip y’all. She has one baby and y’all act like she’s reformed lmaooo

seni

Literally why? Trisha is an awful human being whose entire internet career goes against everything Hasan and his community stand for? Why are people still suggesting her?

seni

Guest episodes are rarely good because there’s always at least 2 of you that barely know the guest and there’s none of that fun/bantery dynamic y’all got going on that makes this podcast great to watch. Also all the people you guys mentioned r just normie famous/semi famous ppl that you guys barely know anything about. Respectfully, it seems like a waste of their time and yours. Guests in the streaming space are gonna be your best/most entertaining bet. Also austin’s so right about the puppy lol cats get stressed out so easily.

seni

your hesitance to bring a disruptive dog (as all puppies are) around your cats (that you know best) shows you’re a good cat dad 🩷

seni

all the ladies in the car losing it over hasan 😭 relatable

Fía

Brennan Lee mulligan would be an awesome guest for the pod tbh

Francisco Caldas

THANK YOU PATRONS I WILL BE MENTIONING MY VICTORY OF DOG GATE ON THE NEXT EPISODE

Austin

‘I don’t even watch him and I know that’

juanabanas

WTF

Austin

Get Nadya from Pussy Riot on.

Gauze

her cats are also used to the yard boys so I feel like they could handle anything😂

Lindsey

Yes plssss to Kiernan I am obsessed w her (honorable mention to Serena)

Allie V

we told hasan about gianmarco soresi (idk if y'all consider hims funny/famous enough lmao) but i want hasan to radicalize him so baddddd

May S

I get the idea that QT would be a good friend to have!

Gauze

Soooo who's got the zucchini bread recipe??

Tracy Grimes

New Patron here, honestly surprised by the puppy takes in the comments! Is everyone goofing and memeing? Puppies can be corralled much easier, great opportunity for socialization for the cats and the pup, and just supes great vibes for the family! Hope the puppy learns of this story and pisses on Austin when they meet him 😂

Jonathan Zapata

Bring Austin's cousin on the pod fr fr 🫡

Portal2lbp2

white ppl and dogs man… if he don’t want the dog in the house that’s his choice. he doesn’t even need a reason.

zakthegirl

Why not have Quen Blackwell onnnn?

Sahayra

The comic Gianmarco Soresi follows Hasan. He pops off on tiktok all the time

Rencraft

Please get Trisha on the pod

Alondra

arts and crafts Mondays on stream with Hasan and QT while they just chat and make something together for an hour or two would actually be such a chill and cozy stream segment lmao

LeahGia

Austin, qt, you're surrounded by geeks, get them to make you a backup for those pictures!

5now ❄️

QT tried to do that with the roast but Hasan changed the subject lmao… either way like I said though, I thought it was fine so to each their own and I kinda liked hearing them brainstorm together. I like the relaxed vibe of the patreon.

LeahGia

Shane ep when?

Daniel Sierra

I was just curious what celebs/comedians I follow who follows Hasan, and you got Amber Riley, Bo Burnham, Zack Fox!!! (that would be a dope episode), and Ziwe!

Rencraft

sounds like you refuse to socialize your cat, so of course they're never going to be comfortable around new pets. if you never train an animal they're never going to change. that scenario is literally the best opportunity to start, with a puppy who will learn and adapt to certain boundaries with repeated visits.

sequoia boy

This isn't against QT but her talking about her side hustle while the others sit and listen is NOT entertaining at all, they should've watch something, that's what they used to do when they have nothing to talk about. They're not putting effort in patreon

Rakia Bey

First off I acknowledge Austin is a psychotic delusional sociopath. Dogs are the best. lol Now that I have that out of the way, I really like the segments where QT messages people off of Hassan‘s phone.

PATRICK BLOHM

austin needs to stand on business, he's right to not want a puppy at his house when there's a lot of guests and two cats. there's a difference with qt's cats because they are used to the presence of dogs because of swift, however austin's aren't

mia

If the phone hasn’t exploded yet it won’t. You can give it to someone to deal with

Pyrogman245

paris hilton follows hasan so that would be an iconic guest

mia

or bring Brittany back !! her and Will were laughing it up

feef

This thread is wild, everyone chill. We don't need to be a community where people insult each other.

Paula Mejia

Ok but as someone with 2 cats, I support Austin about the puppy thing

Samantha

I’m with Austin. I used to have a cat and dogs freaked her out. No matter puppy or grown dog

Megumi Watanabe

OOO ABSOLUTELY

therowantree

QT mentioned on stream that they ran out of things to talk about by the time they got to this bonus ep so I think they’re just doing their best and it’s not like Hasan and Austin had stuff ready to go plus it was like 10 minutes and I thought it was still entertaining enough

LeahGia

Austin IS a sociopath… however he is also correct about the puppy.

Maeve Toolan

quinn from this big brother season wants to be on the pod he was saying it on the live cams could be a cool guest

Natalie K

You guys should James Pumphrey on

Matthew Demers

Bring back hellboyhasan please and thank you amen 🙏

Julian

9:25 was listening with my mom (who also keeps all her phones) and she just quietly said "should've used Shutterfly" IM FUCKING DEAD

Avianna

make it 8 hours and shoot it in 4k too plz

Alejandro Calvo

I think Austin is absolutely reasonable for the puppy thing. I also would not let a puppy stay over when I have cats. Puppies are destructive (or can be) and I don't blame him at all for worrying about that. Most of the time dog pee or poop isn't as easy as "just cleaning it up" when it comes to carpet imo. If it was a grown dog, I would also consider it more.

Ciara Ashlee

nick sturniolo follows hasan PLEASE have him & his brothers on the pod

mars!

Please have Caleb Hearon on omg

Ashlynn

Hasan is such a dog lover that he doesn't understand how it works with dogs and cats. And that people aren't okay with just having a dog come over. I love my friends and family but I don't want them to bring their animal over to my house. I'm kind of shocked that QT( even though she has cats with a dog) implied that his cats would be okay around a dog- especially if they've never had one. You can't just socialize a cat with a dog at any point in its life it doesn't work like that. Even bringing another cat around a single cat household that doesn't belong there can cause like really traumatic things with your animal. I know everyone has ro really know that and it's partly a bit,but I think Austin was 100% in the right with this. I am a dog lover I've had dogs in my life and I only have a cat now, and I would never have a dog over at my house I don't care whose it is.. so this one goes to Austin.

mingle27

oh my god yessss

eebu

funniest episode of the year, that cousin call had me on the floor

eebu

LOL austin always has the funniest & most insane moments on the pod

Matthew Arous

The way Hasan wiped Austin’s memory everytime he said “give me an example” 😭🙏

Jeremiah

Bringing a puppy to a house with CATS is nuts especially if the cats aren't used to dogs let alone puppies. It's always fine to ask if it's okay but not wanting a puppy in your house let alone around your cats is completely reasonable.

chicory

Probably not the best person to host Christmas then

keesh

Zack fox would be sick he follows Hasan

Dominic O'Brien

OMG PLS

D + L

i ordered spearmint tea cuz i be getting lil chin hairs and stuff ! hoping it does actually help lol

D + L

Next time let's not have half the episode on QT side quests

Rakia Bey

Family*

YourPalAnthony

also maybe it's a long shot but I'd love to see Caleb Hearon on the pod

Cameron

I'm actually on Austin's side on this one lol

Cameron

Loved the Austin cousin call lmaooo

rox

Thanks for leaking the banana bread recipe

JacobSchwinn

The last 10 minutes of this episode was worth the 25 minutes prior to it of them all looking through their phones to find famous people.

Jennifer Farinet

What’s the discord link?

Nadia

i agree w Austin on the puppy thing. i loove puppies but i would be stressed out about any potential messes or altercations (specially w cats in the house). i think i would be ok w it if it was a trained adult dog. in any case, it would never even cross my mind to ask a friend if i could take my own dogs to their house

illumise

My dog goes everywhere with me 💀 I'll ask if it's a house tho and won't go if it's a no 😂

Judie

No fuckin way you bring the dog over the holidays that’s an outrageous thing to do, dogs need to be less involved in almost everything! They are pets!

Shea Johnson

Asking to bring the dog is the polite thing for friends to do. Some people love dogs and love being around them even if they can’t own them for one reason or another, but some people don’t like dogs or can’t be around them for one reason or another, so it’s respectful and nice to ask. If someone doesn’t want a dog in their home they can just say no then. That’s an acceptable answer. Getting offended and seeing asking about it as selfish is just ridiculous. Sounds like your mum’s friend was lucky to wind up distanced tbh. Who knows what else may have triggered such an odd response if this was enough to be seen as so offensive.

Heron Garrett

QT “fit this dick in your 👄 “ Cinderella, Hilarious

Alan Alcaraz

depending on circumstances, if you have a well behaved enough dog I don’t think there’s any problem at all or self-centeredness in asking someone if the dog might be welcome to come along with the understanding that no being the answer would also be totally fine. I don’t know how it’s selfish one bit simply to ask if you’re not pressuring.

LeahGia

well actually... 🤓 In Socialism it´s not only about democratic decide "what to do with the profits" but also democratic decide "what to produce" in the first place (sorry for being this guy, couldn´t withstand 😅 )

Ole Heide

It’s crazy Austin was getting flamed for the puppy. It’s his house and you’re crazy if you expect people to be okay with you bringing your dog let alone a brand new puppy. Also why did Hasan cut off QT so bad on the roast part to talk about stupid Elon Musk

Raven Cooper

Smosh, Doechii, Rhett and Link, Ben Schwartz would all be awesome gets!

Carolyn B

Austin is absolutely a sociopath. What on Allah's green earth would make you deny the pure, unfettered joy of a fresh, beautiful new puppy on Christmas day AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. Between this and his Bearacuda comments, I'm reforming the bottoms union. It's over for you.

Aran_Deathly

Please get Ben Schwartz that would go crazy

Mirei Golding-Powers

Jessica Nigri

Serpent Spine

HOLY FUCK DOECHII WOULD BE INSANE

uqureshi

Fear&Bald&Beautiful when

coridactyl

yes we need a Fear&Dropout crossover stat

coridactyl

austin not letting a puppy into his home makes it all the more valid that hasan won't let him have gay sex in his house

Stanley

None of this is making you or your mom look good. Just a heads up if you want to edit.

Naj

Collab with Pewdiepie while in Japan?

Éanna

Omg YESSSSSS

Daliah Meadow

Austin is right about the puppy. Over 10 people plus an energetic puppy would be soooo overwhelming

Destiny

My mom was telling me a few weeks ago how her friend wanted to come over with her dog: my mom told me: "FUCK no, that weird for her to even ask. I dont want to constantly checking that her loud, yappy dog isnt on my furniture or shitting or drooling on something or fucking up the yard or shedding on everything or god knows what else." My mom definitely distanced herself from that friend after that because she viewed it as such a selfish thing to even propose.

Slangarang

Its a bit inconsiderate to invite your dog over to someone else's house, no? Maybe some people don't mind and love that for them but, my parents would never, ever let that happen and neither do I at my home. *You* made the decision to get a dog, not anyone else, so to ask to thrust that responsibility and risk onto someone else is self centered

Slangarang

A comedy duo/podcast that would be hilarious to watch on the pod. Is Being Ian with Jordan. Hasan would lose his mind with their takes.

Sean Arbow

i will be the one austin defender 😂 idgaf if the owner says they would help clean up any messes, it always ends up falling at least 50 percent to the host to help clean up the mess and it is the host's rules, if they don't want to clean up it is their call. i can just imagine all the ways the puppy might cause a scene, being too overstimulated or overexcited. maybe i'm too much of a cat person haha

Tyler .

You guys should try to get some cast from smosh on! I know Shayne and Courtney are in creators for Palestine!

Skylar Baker

Yo weekly Monday arts and crafts segments would be kinda fire. Or maybe on non news days like Sundays

uqureshi

Austin I stand with you. A puppy is not what i would ask for on top of hosting/holiday antics with a large family at my place

Jake

I would pass out if you guys had Doechii on!!!

Slangarang

I don’t mind not having guests. I like the friendship dynamic as is.

deestands4dorky

Austin needs to be visited by the three ghost of Christmas, bc how do you deny a puppy on Christmas 😭

ComradeFern

caleb hearon would go CRAZY as a guest on here PLEASE

Ana ☆

HASAN SO MANY DRAG QUEENS FROM RUPAULS DRAG RACE FOLLOW YOU OMG HIMBO 😭

Jeajello

HASAN PLEASE DRAW! I am a high school art teacher and I explain to the kids all the time about the joy and fulfillment you can get from practicing and honing your artistic skills. It’s like scratching an itch in your brain you didn’t know you had.

Kenz

Austin is right about the puppy. No way I’m dealing with 15 people in my house plus a new puppy.

Bitch

WHO IS LAUFEY????????

Patrick Portiz

Get Mike israetel on the pod

Tricepsus

Josh Johnson would be a good comedian guest. Guy is an amazing story teller and absolutely hilarious.

Anthony

I stand with Austin on the dog thing! You cannot expect everyone to enjoy the mess of having a dog, especially with a full house at holidays.

Sophie Vargas

Doechii on the pod would SLAPPPPPPPPP

Brooklyn Gordon

QT, you are hilarious. I think Austin is right about most people just setting their new years resolutions and leaving at that and not following through with them. Sharing your goals with others gives you the same dopamine hit as if you already achieved them, so usually no incentive is left to accomplish them.

Ashraf Abbasov

Both austin and qt have computers but choose to keep the photos on the phone

Piggy Tarantino

I literally cannot STAND listening to Elon talk holy shit!!

Brooklyn Gordon

We need a weekly segment where someone randomly calls their cousin

A Den

"I'm gonna get eaten alive... because I'ma make a clip about it" is so AustinCore

James Coppin

He's a little Henri isn't he?

Joe Menjivar

Hasan definitely needs therapy. From a fellow autistic adhd gymrat politics nerd who also needs therapy.

Bitch

Okay I now hate Austin after he rejected a guest bringing a puppy for Christmas. Revoke gay rights.

James Coppin

QT just carefully take your phone to the fire department 😭 call ahead and let them know you have an inflated battery and then drop it off in the Pyrex

Bi Bubble tea

the phone call was satisfying closure

bator

Hasan just needs to find an abolitionist therapist (so do i)

May S

We want Vinnie Hacker as a guest

zaynah

Yeah! I really liked all 3 seasons of Master Baker. Seeing 5 Streamers just absolutely panic in a kitchen, dreading the judging, is just peak content.

Lastanor

I feel like Dylan could be so fun to have on the pod. When he was on Kevin Langue's youtube those videos were the best

Hadley Newton

Connor and Harry Daniels should start a booking agency

jrhntr

I think Austin’s cousin should be a call-in guest every week for the patreon

frankenkoopa

The puppy discussion was very l.a pilled 😭 sometimes its ok to leave your dog with a sitter or not want other peoples dog in the house. Having watch the yard bit too there are too many dogs out in public spaces especially too many irresponsible dog owners just moving around with their dogs

Alondra Alanis

QT and Austin should just start printing out their photos from their phone. Even if its screenshots ans stuff, you can just go on photo websites and when you upload the photos you want you just select all of them. Its really easy and a good way to avoid using the cloud, while still being able to get rid of your old phones.

Corra Brodbeck

i need to get rid of some that i have sitting in a drawer but one is broken and the display doesn't work so i can't ensure my data is off of it so idk what to do 😬

May S

I know it was only briefly mention but Austin, drag brunches are sooooo much fun

KellyAnn

Most tech stores and even some hardware stores do have programs to recycle old technology. They won't take your information off of it and they have systems to contain any potential battery bloat leaks or fires. I'm also a tech hoarder but not because I'm worried about losing information or having the tech store employees looking through my shit. I just get attached to my phones and want to keep them in a nice little collection. I also have their original boxes that I keep them in with the warranty and info booklets.

A_Random_Person

But I still love your 127 ass unc

Chadvice

I’m ngl Hasan is definitely a diva lol

Daliah Meadow

Hasan doesn’t know that IT nerds are weird and do shit like stealing people’s photos. Leaks don’t just happen.

Chadvice

straight up if the two anxious neurotics should be afraid of something its keeping their old lithium grenades (old phones) somewhere in a wooden drawer

josef adamek

QT is SO REAL for the arts & crafts suggestion, I’ve been saying hasan should do a drawing stream (which he’ll never do)

gargouilles_

I agree with Austin and QT, people in respected jobs or jobs that have safeguards do bad things often. We have no way of knowing if the apple store workers might make their own copies of people they are attracted to or can sell or trade. Scandal's come out about where people years ago did things they weren't supposed to in positions of authority, It's not worth the potential problem if they can both just buy new phones.

James Coppin

PLEASE have Julien Solomita on the pod. You talked about it a while ago and I've been waiting since..

Kertu Pihu

Austin is the goat!! Bc he eats like one 🥰

skiplings

Can we get Brennan Lee Mulligan on he follows Hasan and is really funny and a socialist.

Ptheo

Misha is so incredibly creative and talented!!! Would love to see her on 💓

Cristina Moran

Less shows for QT is probably a good idea lol. But if there is one show that I’d love to stay, it is master baker. I’m sure it’s harder to coordinate since it’s a multi day event, but I personally think it’s the most entertaining event on twitch.

CK12341

I relate so hard to the missing years of 2011-2017 photos on my iPhone.

Brooke

i will defend austin ONLY ON BEHALF OF THE CATS. you should let the cats meet the dog before inflicting a puppy on them for a whole weekend. Otherwise, no defense.

Mai

Sometimes I feel neurotic and then Austin and QT say insane shit that makes me feel so much better.

Ted

Austin & QT, how about you transfer all the photos to an external harddrive and delete it all from the old phones ?

Chatters_Mom

I call dibs on being Austin’s LEGO builder.

WompWomp

Literally just finished the normal episode when this notification dropped

Matt Miller

Letsssgooo

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