(REUPLOAD) Ep. 117 We hate pumpkin carving BONUS [Video]
Added 2024-10-14 20:55:20 +0000 UTCFull video should play through now SORRYYYYY
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Wait. Austin saying Hasan had no trauma as a child but I recently saw a video of him as a kid being bullied on Facebook he put up in 2018
JoyJoy Bean
2025-10-03 14:22:26 +0000 UTCthey’re all lying when they act like austin is crazy for taking his clothes off to shit
em
2025-08-22 16:18:28 +0000 UTCIrish public bathrooms getting mention in the same breath as India and Brazil is incredibly validating as an Irish person
Diarmaid Heavey
2024-12-02 22:23:06 +0000 UTCI've not laughed this much in probably a year
Sumeet D
2024-11-23 18:59:50 +0000 UTCOk, Ireland definitely has better restrooms than the US.
Hetta
2024-11-18 09:26:20 +0000 UTCQT brought all this stuff for carving and the guys just said no??
PlantFriend is not to be perceived.
2024-11-17 21:31:08 +0000 UTCI was worried that I would miss seeing the pumpkin carving, bc I was only listening to the audio, but I clearly didn’t have to worry.
Chloe Schimer
2024-11-10 01:39:14 +0000 UTCthat critical analysis from will about hasan farting is why i love will
arslang
2024-11-08 07:05:23 +0000 UTCi agree with wills take aabout the public restrooms i just wish we made more
arslang
2024-11-08 06:57:14 +0000 UTCmy grandpa would rub wasabi in my mouth when i swore
bateman bookworm
2024-10-26 20:24:02 +0000 UTCto dry it
bateman bookworm
2024-10-26 20:21:23 +0000 UTCI’ll be honest Austin, fuck urinals cause all the pee splashes
JordynJordyn
2024-10-22 18:51:20 +0000 UTCQT finally saying something nice about herself and then Austin telling her to shut up 😭
Tay
2024-10-22 04:38:51 +0000 UTCI hope to have a friendship as close as Hasan & Will again soon🩷 they the kind of besties we all need! Cherish your besties while they are still there 🫶🏼
Katrina Ann
2024-10-22 02:21:37 +0000 UTCwait why would you need toilet paper when using a bidet???
[)3Ⓐ[) ß0¥
2024-10-21 21:31:27 +0000 UTCThis episode was sooo funny omg my non existent abs hurt from laughing so hard!
Daidreemer
2024-10-21 19:42:15 +0000 UTCAustin, you mf. Everyone track him when you see him walking towards the back of the plane with the “poors” xD
D C
2024-10-21 11:52:40 +0000 UTCthanks i do appreciate your heads up, i was joking though, i’m not weird or 12 anymore haha x
Molly
2024-10-21 08:51:58 +0000 UTCHeads up, at least Hasan has said before that they're not a fan of that. 🖤
Jamie Bierman
2024-10-21 07:15:35 +0000 UTCbro this ep was so fucking funny i was cackling the whole time
Emily Florey
2024-10-21 01:42:45 +0000 UTCAustin, leave your freaking cat alone!!
Carmnsndiego
2024-10-20 06:31:27 +0000 UTCyears of retail and living in perpetual poverty have led me to hate Christmas ngl
comradecoyote
2024-10-19 18:26:36 +0000 UTCDamn I didn't know Austin was so classist 😂😂 your life is shit so you should be used to this you filthy poors🤣🤣
NoLifer445
2024-10-19 17:59:55 +0000 UTCI usually like Will and agree with him but this episode he a dumbfuck because Christmas Is ass Halloween THE GOATED HOLIDAY. I do not enjoy Christmas the only the only good thing about Christmas is the food because the food usually slaps titties. but everything else is shit the music is repetitive and the same and I fucking hate it, people act so Merry and jolly likes IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR and you should be happy too like how about you fuck off you Kris kringle Cunt. And it's over commercialised bullshit when it was originally about a Christianity and the birth of Jesus Christ. Whereas the with over commercialisation of Christmas most of all what I hate is the people. People act like such entitled dickheads always so greedy and bitchy and mean about oh I didn't get want I wanted and there's always some type of family drama I'M JUST FUCKING OVER IT AND I HATE IT SO MUCH. Whereas Halloween is THE GOAT you get to watch horror movies all month long there is usually some new ones that come out eg. TERRIFIER 3 which slap, you get to play great Horror Games and some new ones even come out looking at you SH2 Remake and you know the spooky feeling, trick or treating LITERALLY EVERYTHING about HALLOWEEN IS FUCKING GOATED and it's minus all the bullshit I hate, there is no cringy-ass music there are no greedy fucks being ungrateful sods they didn't get the gift they wanted there's no family drama IT'S AWESOME and I LOVE HORROR AND HALLOWEEN 👻
NoLifer445
2024-10-19 17:44:27 +0000 UTCThese guys are no fun. Playing with the pumpkin guts as a kid was peak.
Cam___marcum
2024-10-19 04:36:21 +0000 UTCwhy is this the episode I vibe the most with and it's because of the methods they choose to relieve themselves. I sometimes need to undress to poo. Thank you Austin I feel seen.
Taylor
2024-10-19 02:27:01 +0000 UTCI have never vibed with Hasan more than when he said he has to say "go pee ,go pee, go pee" to get himself to potty.
Taylor
2024-10-19 02:09:23 +0000 UTCChristmas day is depressing but December 1st to the 24th is EVERYTHING. It is the lead up and events that are exciting.
Taylor
2024-10-19 02:03:17 +0000 UTCAustin Hasan and Will are all being pretentious gays, afraid of a little mess lmao
Austin Maile
2024-10-18 16:59:28 +0000 UTCqt being barefoot was a bit of a jumpscare
lilfreakazoid333
2024-10-18 15:53:31 +0000 UTCWow no pumpkin carving ): the Halloween spirit has gone down 50%
Tiffany Ramirez
2024-10-18 15:47:21 +0000 UTCAnne as fear& guest when
Yossaarian
2024-10-18 14:08:09 +0000 UTCWill going down the Christmas culture war alt right pipeline
gauchomarx
2024-10-18 13:47:59 +0000 UTCBonus ep where you gals carve or paint the pumpkins? 🥹
MarxistMilkers
2024-10-18 10:35:44 +0000 UTCQT calling out Austin for only pooping near "the poors" killed me, holy shit i was dying lol
ExArthur
2024-10-17 18:11:42 +0000 UTCAustin valid about the public bathroom all the way through
David Gullo
2024-10-17 15:48:02 +0000 UTCas a native american, thanksgiving sucks
adji
2024-10-17 13:13:39 +0000 UTCHooollllld on a minute, is Will saying Ireland has bad toilets?
Sasha
2024-10-17 12:24:49 +0000 UTCIf they had Samus though, QT: fire
ileia23
2024-10-17 06:40:09 +0000 UTCMr Show you not alone in your shy pooping experience! from a fear& listener heard and seen this ep
Phil
2024-10-17 05:33:19 +0000 UTCW episode
scooby
2024-10-17 04:12:02 +0000 UTCNo i'll cum
Card N
2024-10-16 22:23:44 +0000 UTCAustin was hitting on nurses??? STRAIGHT AUSTIN CONFIRMED!
Carlos Ciudad-Real
2024-10-16 22:08:38 +0000 UTCcan hasan and austin just kiss already 🙄🙄
Henry Miller
2024-10-16 18:58:06 +0000 UTCwhy aren't the uncensored versions of youtube episodes uploaded here?
Chanuthi S.
2024-10-16 17:48:16 +0000 UTCaustin is valid in decorating for christmas in early november!! christmas starts nov 1 ! idc!!!
katie
2024-10-16 16:57:56 +0000 UTC"Nobody tell Asmongold" Clueless
Dohregard
2024-10-16 14:55:24 +0000 UTCi love these guys so much i’m close to writing fanfictions like i’m 12 years old again
Molly
2024-10-16 13:50:18 +0000 UTCits so on brand for him its hilarious
Felix
2024-10-16 09:28:06 +0000 UTCThat cat is no where near fat
Felipe Ciriano
2024-10-16 08:13:16 +0000 UTCPublic Restrooms in America is pretty funny in L.A specifically theres only 14 public restrooms https://x.com/lacontroller/status/1821991767761453415
Brotonik
2024-10-16 05:17:31 +0000 UTCLmao the pile of unused pumpkin carving tools
blulem0n
2024-10-16 05:11:57 +0000 UTCMarche we need more Austin cat body positivity photos 🙏💛
coridactyl
2024-10-16 04:15:54 +0000 UTCSo good lmfao
River Sauerwein
2024-10-16 02:48:25 +0000 UTCas someone with a bowel disease, I feel represented when Austin mentioned those times you have to get naked. all these dudebros talking about returning to primitive times but if you have one shit like that, you'll realize how valuable modern appliances and medicines are lmao
Kobert
2024-10-16 01:43:50 +0000 UTCFunniest episode in a great deal of time, holy shit I almost had to pull over
Shea Johnson
2024-10-16 01:30:50 +0000 UTCNot carving the pumpkins was such a cock tease
Miles
2024-10-16 00:31:50 +0000 UTCAustin body shaming his cat smh 😭😭
Aiden
2024-10-16 00:20:51 +0000 UTCimo wednesdays are too early bc any drama they talk abt would be old news
Jamie Nelson
2024-10-15 23:01:41 +0000 UTCit’s truly a blessed day when qt comes back
ambs
2024-10-15 22:59:33 +0000 UTCWas literally thinking they matched the characters perfectly when they were singing and then will brought it up
cobalt1705
2024-10-15 21:36:37 +0000 UTCI couldn't stop laughing at the bathroom fart stories 🤣🤣🤣
Brando501st
2024-10-15 21:18:58 +0000 UTCI rec to look up what kinda cat u got austin cuz it looks like it could be cross bred w a mancoon? and mancoons are big boys :)
Kaleidoscope
2024-10-15 20:16:20 +0000 UTCI would love to see the pod watch body head on the paywall and react to Kankle. Another banger episode by my favorite pod <3
cabbage
2024-10-15 19:38:24 +0000 UTCQt for president 2024
Taylor Koorn
2024-10-15 18:43:13 +0000 UTCi laughed so hard at the bathroom story omg
mimi
2024-10-15 18:06:04 +0000 UTCgeez don’t jinx it
crimnova
2024-10-15 17:45:06 +0000 UTCEverytime I hear an Austin plane/airport story: https://imgur.com/a/s7W7vJr
AnimeArmored
2024-10-15 17:12:49 +0000 UTCAs a frequent flyer I have personally shot shit missiles straight through the porcelain at every sky club in Atlanta.
Ward Schiller
2024-10-15 17:11:56 +0000 UTCThis was one of my favorite Patreon episodes 😂
David
2024-10-15 16:18:27 +0000 UTCThis one had me laughing my ass off 🤣
Hermes Lopez
2024-10-15 16:18:03 +0000 UTCAs a dog groomer who literally removes fleas for a living, if you're in a pinch and need to get fleas off your dog then use dawn (works for skunk spray too) just make sure you wash them with pet shampoo after to help remoisturize their skin. As for flea prevention if your dog can't take the pill cuz it's too strong for some dogs the Seresto collar lasts 8mo and is $60 just make sure you don't buy it off of Amazon, pets have died from those ones! Costco and petco are the best priced
Michaela Peck
2024-10-15 16:01:55 +0000 UTCHasan and his liberating experience for farting 🤣😂 this man is a national security issue 🤣. Broooooooo this man think his shit doesn't smell🤣🤣.
Jose
2024-10-15 15:31:55 +0000 UTCThey literally are It’s always sunny. It’s a 1 to 1
Ryan Myers
2024-10-15 15:26:57 +0000 UTCqt would look incredible in the noble 6 armor just sayin
queeblo
2024-10-15 15:09:08 +0000 UTCghost of shitmas future in the stall next to Austin
Emilia Gurga
2024-10-15 14:55:05 +0000 UTCthere're two types of people: those who have at least once naked pooped, and those who have lied about not doing it.
Howdy Tims
2024-10-15 14:50:09 +0000 UTCWill and Austin sing the 80’s concert!!! 🤣🤣🤣
QueenSin619
2024-10-15 14:43:49 +0000 UTCI feel so edged watching the main episode and then this and they never carved the pumpkins. Also Austin get the Tom Holland style Spiderman costume you'll look amazing. I love you all but anyone getting salmon semen facials and going to the poor people section of the plane to poop deserve a little bullying.
James Coppin
2024-10-15 14:32:16 +0000 UTCin slovenia they don’t put you under to take your wisdom teeth unless you have tourettes or something like that. the first time i went i was sobbing so hard that the doctor said they were gonna have to put me under but i was better the second time and it went fine
Alja Mikše
2024-10-15 14:23:29 +0000 UTCaustin's life outside of LA sounds so much more wholesome
Sara Tabitha M.
2024-10-15 13:46:03 +0000 UTCThey will fuck up scheduling and not go. Hasan will have to cover WW3 and Austin will have a dick appointment that day. Will is going to be pissed off and try to convince QT to go with just him and Marche, and it's 50-50 on if that will happen because the costumes don't make sense without Hercules and Pegasus.
Sean Pikus
2024-10-15 13:08:21 +0000 UTCNot carving the pumpkins the whole episode is the most ADHD thing and this is truly the most ADHD podcast.
Sean Pikus
2024-10-15 13:06:31 +0000 UTCThe cat photo was too funny
Sil Verkade
2024-10-15 12:16:53 +0000 UTCthe "don t tell asmon hits different after yesterday
DFritte
2024-10-15 11:28:40 +0000 UTCSame I'm honestly surprised it was Austin that could relate to that
NihilismRacoon
2024-10-15 10:37:15 +0000 UTC🎵On the 12th day of christmas, my president gave to me... a raid on the caaaaapiiiitoooool🎵 (gotta workshop this one)
Alex Tremblay
2024-10-15 10:34:20 +0000 UTCSoooo real! Or you know you’re about to start sweating and just give up and decide to take a shower after lol
Justin
2024-10-15 09:37:40 +0000 UTCLmao the moaning shits. Never change austin
JayyCoall
2024-10-15 08:51:25 +0000 UTCThis might be the funniest story Austin has ever told. I am crying
RogueStereo
2024-10-15 08:23:12 +0000 UTCairplane fart convo had me in tears hasan you menace
Paige Bowman
2024-10-15 08:01:27 +0000 UTCcan't believe i'm saying this but, the shit and fart part of this ep was gold lmao i was dying
Shaun L
2024-10-15 07:56:10 +0000 UTCIt kinda bothered me that they didn't carve the pumpkins and they were just on the table
Josie Smith
2024-10-15 07:40:12 +0000 UTCholidays with fear& are always peak
jam
2024-10-15 07:05:48 +0000 UTCcan someone tell me when they’re going to oogie boogie bash again 😓
crimnova
2024-10-15 07:04:55 +0000 UTCHad Porter tickets in Chicago and the venue cancelled for weather. So everyone should go buy tickets and enjoy it for me :)
Gwen Ross
2024-10-15 06:51:15 +0000 UTCReminder chat: Go watch Bodyhead on Adult Swim's youtube channel for Will!!! It's really good!
censrd
2024-10-15 06:41:58 +0000 UTCListening to the airplane fart convo is worth every penny of this subscription
Bellamy
2024-10-15 06:00:03 +0000 UTCAustin touching the pumpkin cause QT doesn't want to be touched. Same
Rebecca Keller
2024-10-15 05:55:15 +0000 UTCI am SO happy Hasan got his comeuppance for being a serial planefarter
4on4nam
2024-10-15 05:33:53 +0000 UTC9:53 as I’m building in the sims
Bellamy
2024-10-15 05:02:42 +0000 UTCI think I now declare my disdain towards Christmas
LegionOfPotatoes
2024-10-15 04:57:09 +0000 UTCno i relate to austin about having to get naked for pooping. you get so fu king hot and feel like you’re gonna explode at any minute and it’s just more convenient honestly
Renae Jay
2024-10-15 04:45:40 +0000 UTCMy brother invited me to go to the Porter show with him in Nashville and I decided to go after realizing that was the music guy who was on the pod a few weeks ago and had an AMAZING time!! thank you MARCHE for the intro!!
Meagan Ruedisueli
2024-10-15 04:06:35 +0000 UTCI also get naked on intense shits
Ricardo Alberto
2024-10-15 03:47:43 +0000 UTCGreat episode. 36:00 to 38:00 had me crying lol
Dan The Man
2024-10-15 02:41:05 +0000 UTCPumpkin carvings came out great!!
Natalie
2024-10-15 02:18:40 +0000 UTCThere are a ton of wearable iron man suits on that site
Benjamin G
2024-10-15 01:23:30 +0000 UTCnah thats gotta be illegal hasan you cant force people to sit in your fart air for 14 hours thats a crime of international proportions several jurisdictions even my god
Kuzmat
2024-10-15 01:22:25 +0000 UTChotel at disney with bunk beds with podcast episode is more than enough for me to die happy
kron
2024-10-15 01:18:55 +0000 UTCcarve those pumpkins!!!!! or paint them at least
M
2024-10-15 00:53:07 +0000 UTCChristmas actually ends on January 6th, the twelve days of Christmas mentioned in the song are about the twelve days after, not before. It has something to do with when the church switched from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar.
Matt S
2024-10-15 00:46:04 +0000 UTCaustin get microchip feeders
Mai
2024-10-15 00:36:59 +0000 UTCSlime mentioned (indirectly) at 30:15
Kallem
2024-10-15 00:29:01 +0000 UTCI will never forgive you guys for not carving those pumpkins I was looking forward to it
Sylvie
2024-10-15 00:23:09 +0000 UTCI share all of Austin's poop experiences, except for the poor people's toilet in the airplane. But I even courtesy flush as well
JohnnyT
2024-10-15 00:14:45 +0000 UTCits still cutting off for me
Mai
2024-10-15 00:05:24 +0000 UTCChat refresh it works for me “the main episode was down for a bit”
Tomnick69
2024-10-15 00:04:32 +0000 UTCcan you upload the main on patreon please?
Marty Harrison
2024-10-15 00:00:27 +0000 UTCMain video has been blocked >_<
Loubang
2024-10-14 23:52:50 +0000 UTCThe main video got copyright striked 😭
Sтɑʍγ დ
2024-10-14 23:45:28 +0000 UTCI woke up mid wisdom teeth removal surgery after being under for most of it. I couldn't open my eyes and thought I was in hell. Apparently I hit a nurse before they got me sedated again. . . oops.
Robert Lopez
2024-10-14 23:30:48 +0000 UTCI've 100% stripped naked for the right shit but it happens when I'm mid shit and stuff gets hot and sweaty
Spencer Gilbert
2024-10-14 23:30:48 +0000 UTCI think Austin’s pussy looks fine. A little chubby but it’s pretty normal for them to put some extra weight on around winter too
Heron Garrett
2024-10-14 23:06:05 +0000 UTCI'm that guy. I got naked for poops before.
conway1308
2024-10-14 22:57:45 +0000 UTCAustin carried this one, I am HURT from laughing. HOW IS HE FAT SHAMING HIS CAT 🤣
Mya Wilkes
2024-10-14 22:55:36 +0000 UTCWills “ohhh my gawwwwd” is so damn good lmfao I am glad it carried over from the YouTube ep
Tina S
2024-10-14 22:49:40 +0000 UTCit’s always been the other way for me by default anyway (if the driver cares) since passengers can do whatever to entertain themselves or stay alert but the driver only really has the option to listen to something to pass time if people aren’t actively talking and they’re doing the actual job. essentially the driver’s preference gets the most weight.
LeahGia
2024-10-14 22:36:11 +0000 UTCty for the reupload!! the way it was cut off before was so funny
Adrian
2024-10-14 22:34:57 +0000 UTCI always thought passenger got the aux. it replaced the “navigator” position for me and my friends.
Cole Cookson
2024-10-14 22:27:01 +0000 UTC31:30 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Tears in my eyes 😂😂
Maddy Hutson
2024-10-14 22:26:25 +0000 UTCMy favorite bit is when they all start to sing
Vash Wind
2024-10-14 22:20:10 +0000 UTCWill as Hades would be sick. Will as Phil would be legendary.
Atsxeb
2024-10-14 22:13:10 +0000 UTCI can't believe they left those pumpkins untouched.
Darren Hertenstein
2024-10-14 22:11:31 +0000 UTCAbout cat feeders for Austin: pet libro makes a rfid feeders that only opens when the cat with the right chip on its collar is trying to eat. Allows you manage food separately for two cats and their feed schedule. It’s especially helpful for creating routines for cats when you travel a lot—helps with anxiety.
Scott C. Miller
2024-10-14 21:57:12 +0000 UTCWill: eww scraping the inside of a pumpkin QT: eww scraping the walls of a uterus Austin: eww listening to people shit Hasan: *BRRRPPPPPP*
Zoe B
2024-10-14 21:53:59 +0000 UTCAll is forgiven
Berii Cool
2024-10-14 21:45:25 +0000 UTCSO THEY DID NOT CARVE PUMPKINS???
Yt
2024-10-14 21:41:08 +0000 UTCPeak fear&
Zoe B
2024-10-14 21:38:22 +0000 UTCIf Hasan had looked at JoyToy.com he would found out its a site that sells mostly Warhammer 40k action figures. Lol.
Noel Murray
2024-10-14 21:37:29 +0000 UTCWill sang both the Hall & Oates and the Nelly Furtado version of Maneater
Mallorie Biron
2024-10-14 21:33:40 +0000 UTChankst archem
Keegan McClanahan
2024-10-14 21:26:25 +0000 UTCQueen QT is back baby ♥️
frankenkoopa
2024-10-14 21:23:28 +0000 UTCAnd for next year, you can paint the pumpkins
𝕶𝖑𝖆
2024-10-14 21:19:57 +0000 UTCThis episode had a lot of twists, a lot of turns, & now I know a lot more about everyone’s bathroom habits
𝕶𝖑𝖆
2024-10-14 21:19:01 +0000 UTCQT I would love to carve pumpkins with you. 💗
Jamie
2024-10-14 21:12:56 +0000 UTChave a good day everyone reading this
Tyler .
2024-10-14 21:08:59 +0000 UTCThanks marcheeee 💋
Ana L
2024-10-14 21:05:30 +0000 UTCTy marche
Somber Samurai
2024-10-14 21:04:07 +0000 UTCTY
DimTheLights
2024-10-14 21:02:53 +0000 UTCThanks Marchie
Dylan Myslicki
2024-10-14 21:02:26 +0000 UTCWe're back boiiiiiiisss
JohnnyT
2024-10-14 21:01:51 +0000 UTCOh good I thought you forgot about us
Dallas Haumont
2024-10-14 20:59:42 +0000 UTC
