Ep. 85 Red Flags BONUS [Video]
Added 2024-03-04 18:01:01 +0000 UTCComments
Austin 10/10
Levi Licinius Paliouras
2024-03-19 20:00:26 +0000 UTCI was 15 when She's All That Came Out. I want to turn to dust and perish after hearing them talk about the movie.
Raphael Soohoo
2024-03-11 16:41:24 +0000 UTCDon’t forget, there’s a cuck chair in every hotel room
Justin Tornberg
2024-03-10 13:50:52 +0000 UTCI knew absolutely nothing about Mormonism beliefs and history besides Joseph Smith and I gotta say this lore goes so fucking hard
George Triantafyllidis
2024-03-10 11:25:32 +0000 UTCQT is all that mhm
Eva
2024-03-09 16:04:49 +0000 UTCWow more power to them ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you’re definitely a solid friend though 😂
Avianna
2024-03-08 03:46:21 +0000 UTCi NEVER understood it, Growing up my friends would run to my house, jump on my laptop and sit in the corner of MY bed watching porn together. for fucking HOURS (I'd be playing halo) i never understood that comradery
SpruceCast
2024-03-08 03:43:27 +0000 UTCMormon missionaries are the catholic schoolgirls of gay porn
Lorba
2024-03-07 11:10:06 +0000 UTC30 second rage bait clip? I'm confused because there's a lot more than 30 seconds to be upset about. And let's be real, there isn't very many comments on the patreon portion of the podcast so it's very easy to find mine. That means I will easily piss off people and still get a good laugh or 2 from the content. If you ask me, that's a $5 well spent.
Evan Boone
2024-03-07 10:28:00 +0000 UTCYeah and it’s meth not crack get it right, Austin!
Hoss
2024-03-07 07:52:42 +0000 UTCQT and Austin not getting how a co-op works hurts my soul. i hope hasan explains it to them...
Al
2024-03-07 07:24:44 +0000 UTCwow austin you have all my sympathy and love hasL also im listening to wine about it and it sounds like someone may have a boyfriend??? scandalous
tito_993
2024-03-07 06:45:14 +0000 UTCAustin, you'll regret not going to Australia. Think of all the opportunities to show off your abs in the Aussie sun
Cameron Royle
2024-03-07 05:13:03 +0000 UTCI bet Hasan feels obligated to make sure there is an episode every week. He feels that way about streaming knowing so many people use his content to make money.
Spritelass67
2024-03-07 05:07:21 +0000 UTCI am a Mormon and the first time I ever went to the temple at 12 to do baptisms for the dead I walked into the mens changing room after basically being scared by this weird religious experience. I then saw my grandpa standing out in the open naked. I can now never go back to the temple without remembering this lmao.
Jayden
2024-03-07 03:13:46 +0000 UTCYa I feel like it just comes down to the way he was raised and the fact that he is such a naturally considerate and sweet person especially with those he is close to and cares about
LeahGia
2024-03-06 22:58:50 +0000 UTCFrom the uk, seeing your parents naked is just an everyday thing? I thought that was normal. I still chat to my mum if she’s in the bath
lottie
2024-03-06 16:11:14 +0000 UTCI saw my dad's dick once when I was little & I ran to my room. It was just a glance in a dim hallway so I thought for years that balls were in front of dicks. Unfortunately though he wore tighty whities a lot. WHY
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 12:16:47 +0000 UTCHe called qt "baby" before on the pod which made me cringe but he has said his 90yr old dad raised him to be "manly" & I think that includes chivalry lol
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 12:12:00 +0000 UTCIt must be hard to believe every 30 second rage bait clip you see. Was your comment worth $5?
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 12:06:54 +0000 UTCThey didn't?? I was busy when they started the video so I assumed that's why they played it lol
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 12:02:12 +0000 UTCIt's weird. They'll slap each other's asses in locker rooms with their dicks out & say no homo
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 12:00:46 +0000 UTCI was like 15 at the youth group
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 11:57:40 +0000 UTCI snuck into a hot tub with other girls at a church youth group sleepover & took off my top. Then I changed in the bathroom with one of them & the next day she said I made her realize she was bi. My ex told me when he was like 10 that he jerked off with other guys looking at porn & the kid with the porn was older, I think like 14.
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-06 11:56:30 +0000 UTCI went to three sleepovers that were all female, 2 of them were made out with each other to practice kissing. The other one I helped show a friend how to masturbate properly. I think my experiences are totally different then 😂
SakuraGore
2024-03-06 10:54:22 +0000 UTCI love She’s All That!
Taylor
2024-03-06 07:27:10 +0000 UTCHasan thought he was 11/12 when he watched 2 Girls 1 Cup. I just looked it up and it came out in 2007, which means he was actually 16. Having sleepovers with two girls at 16 and getting traumatised is more hilarious than at 12 😂.
Imrano
2024-03-06 04:40:49 +0000 UTCThe boys’ sleepover convo changed my brain chemistry; I’m queer and have known since I was pretty young, and so I’m struggling to grasp how NONE of the guys who partake in that with each other do not detect any sort of homoeroticism in it?? I feel like I just got let in on another layer of the whole no homo” joke being so popular/mainstream when I was younger and guys would say it to each other all the time :0
Avianna
2024-03-06 01:55:38 +0000 UTCOmg QT had nipple dysphoria x3
Ashes
2024-03-06 01:53:12 +0000 UTCAustin you HAVE to go on that trip
Avianna
2024-03-06 01:48:49 +0000 UTCAlso boomer Mormons still believe that POC are all descendants of Cain. The religion is still racist as fuck.
LucyLun4r
2024-03-06 01:12:35 +0000 UTCI grew up in Utah and all the sleepovers ended in prayers. It was lame
LucyLun4r
2024-03-06 01:02:45 +0000 UTCthick 8 is crazy
Samantha Gorongnag
2024-03-05 22:26:28 +0000 UTCQT talking about girl sleepovers is hilarious because I did actually makeout with my friends at those
Casey Lee
2024-03-05 20:43:55 +0000 UTCIn the tub with maxmofoe would be incredible
Tess Tobias
2024-03-05 19:47:00 +0000 UTCWhen Kaya panned the camera to austin after qt told austin to reflect on himself LMFAO
Jeremy Goldstein
2024-03-05 18:58:24 +0000 UTCI was surprised that none of them realized that both Freddie and Shaggy in it lol
Kayla B.
2024-03-05 18:48:17 +0000 UTCAustin learn how to sew. You will climb the leader boards in skill level for the end times.
Robert Hanson
2024-03-05 18:40:12 +0000 UTChow yall gonna do celeb look alikes then watch that trailer n not realize austin looks EXACTLY like freddie prinze jr
Shelby
2024-03-05 18:35:21 +0000 UTCWHY DOES HASAN REFUSE TO GO TO AUSTINS HOUSE it just seems mean at this point
Bitch
2024-03-05 18:06:12 +0000 UTCAustin Hasan Conor Onsen tub show
Gwen Hunt
2024-03-05 17:56:34 +0000 UTCHasan calling Freddie Prinze Jr, John Leguizamo took me out lmfao 😭😭
roRogelio
2024-03-05 17:22:00 +0000 UTCQT is the best part of this podcast
kkonto
2024-03-05 16:28:19 +0000 UTCMen Jerking off together is 100% not a black thing lmao
Micah Smith
2024-03-05 16:03:58 +0000 UTCMormonism 101
Maria Isabel Lopez
2024-03-05 15:44:05 +0000 UTCBorn and raised in Fresno. Agreed, it sucks ass.
Brandi Taylor
2024-03-05 15:03:05 +0000 UTCCold Ones In the Tub would be the greatest.
Annette Poulton
2024-03-05 10:56:40 +0000 UTCSo the Mormon religion is just a Christian fanfic lmaoooooo
lovey🤍
2024-03-05 10:15:12 +0000 UTCI actually think he's mentioned that he would kill animals before humans, even dogs 😭
MarxistMilkers
2024-03-05 09:43:24 +0000 UTCQT: “you can’t just ask what someone’s dads dick looks like” Also QT: “Do you think Kaya’s pussy is fatter than mine?”
lovey🤍
2024-03-05 09:38:53 +0000 UTCWhy are you here, go away
Jimothy
2024-03-05 06:17:58 +0000 UTCI kindof want them to watch that animation fully 😂😂😂
Charmoré Nel
2024-03-05 05:41:42 +0000 UTC42:15 Austin’s gasp is taking me out 😭😭😭
Palloae
2024-03-05 05:34:39 +0000 UTCI was in the hospital for 3 days and left against medical advice because I couldn't watch the podcast (I'm ok though)
Dan The Man
2024-03-05 05:03:10 +0000 UTCSo like... do they like each other?
NallM012
2024-03-05 04:55:14 +0000 UTCeveryone knows Hasan would kill everyone on the podcast before Kaya
Transphobiaphobic
2024-03-05 04:48:29 +0000 UTCI know what movies Hasan is talking about
Paula Mejia
2024-03-05 04:25:53 +0000 UTCPlease record these on sunday lol
ShleepyHead
2024-03-05 04:23:25 +0000 UTCAs a native of Fresno, yeah it sucks but I’ll fight anyone who isn’t from here and shits on it. I love you Austin but it’s on sight
Daniel Gonzalez
2024-03-05 03:59:40 +0000 UTCwhattizatjosephgordonlewwit
kron
2024-03-05 03:51:52 +0000 UTCI dont know why I am dying laughing at Austin saying "I can't take time off". Vacationing is a rough job man LOL.
JustLeila123
2024-03-05 03:05:36 +0000 UTCI’m choosing to believe that She’s All That is canonically part of the Scooby Doo universe
Anson Wind
2024-03-05 02:34:28 +0000 UTCI love how aware Austin is. Agreed that 100% Will would unalive him first out of the three if he had to. He loves QT, Hasan's his dawg so naturally...
Taveon Hurd
2024-03-05 01:56:27 +0000 UTCKaya is so perfect
Kenz
2024-03-05 01:44:57 +0000 UTCWill would be valid for that.
inflatablepenguin
2024-03-05 01:44:35 +0000 UTCwill would be valid for that
Legendofgratsu
2024-03-05 01:44:07 +0000 UTCWhy AI when they could actually sing the song themselves
Jojen
2024-03-05 01:16:03 +0000 UTCI’ve fished crabs in alaska for months, I’ve saved hundreds of people in fires as a volunteer fire fighter in Mexico, I’ve also worked EMT full day shifts and gone in the middle of narco shootouts to save people, as well as worked as a worker in the zoo cleaning animal poop, and I am a veteran, but the hardest job I’ve experienced is being a streamer, hasan’s right about that sweaty, take it from me, who has done all those things, streaming is harder. I win
Jojen
2024-03-05 01:14:34 +0000 UTC"That's a tough one for you to hear" - Hasan Piker. Lolololol
Brian H
2024-03-05 01:12:14 +0000 UTCMy house is large enough, along with their bedroom being on the other side of our house, that I never once heard them, and still haven't. Then again, I'm child 5 of 6, so I think they didn't have a lot of time to when I was growing up lmfao
Julian
2024-03-05 01:12:00 +0000 UTCI live for QT’s reactions to their buffoonery
Alexander Pristine
2024-03-05 01:08:19 +0000 UTCMake it an AI cover of the 4 of them singing Backstreet Boys
Emminence
2024-03-05 00:53:34 +0000 UTCHasan telling Austin to put his salad down whilst letting QT eat hers is sexist. And Hasan thinks clicking the "Go Live" button and walking away is harder work than any and every job on the planet.
Evan Boone
2024-03-05 00:29:49 +0000 UTCthis would be amazing
Megan
2024-03-05 00:23:47 +0000 UTCMarche, can you add the intro song to the patreon episodes too at the beginning and end of episodes? I love the intro song and visuals, even if you repeat the intros used on the youtube episodes
Jojen
2024-03-04 23:54:10 +0000 UTCWhen the fear & merch finally comes out, we need a sticker that is QT under a blanket eating a salad just looking to the left or the right like "what the helllll". It would be the perfect thing to slap on almost anything as a reaction
mingle27
2024-03-04 23:43:27 +0000 UTCI'm still waiting for the advices how to be a normal human being that QT asked :(
Felipe Ourives
2024-03-04 23:25:49 +0000 UTCShe's embodying the spirit of the "right in front of my salad" lady
Riema
2024-03-04 23:06:43 +0000 UTCEverytime Hasan pets Kaya my Cortisol levels sink a significant amount
Apfelstrudel DK
2024-03-04 23:04:08 +0000 UTCI'd love to see Hasan have her on for Chadvice. Her and Chad Chad
Nasif Siddiquey
2024-03-04 22:57:27 +0000 UTCI personally think Austin is right about talking about it of you see your child having sex. Thats why he would be a great dad
Apfelstrudel DK
2024-03-04 22:41:03 +0000 UTCFor once they saved all the dick talk for the paywall.
Darren Hertenstein
2024-03-04 22:14:29 +0000 UTCmissing out tbh
Keegan McClanahan
2024-03-04 21:43:09 +0000 UTCWill would and IS valid.
Dan Miskovic
2024-03-04 21:34:07 +0000 UTCno shade to will, he would have brought even more, but this is the most electric patreon ep in a while
Keegan McClanahan
2024-03-04 21:32:52 +0000 UTCafter hearing Will tell QT he’d never let anything happen to her when that homeless man got past the fences and freaked her out during her late night show, I 100% believe he’d kill Austin before QT and maybe even Hasan before her just because he’s such a gentleman lmao
LeahGia
2024-03-04 21:26:29 +0000 UTCI do think will would kill everyone but that's why we love him
Deanna
2024-03-04 21:20:46 +0000 UTCQT emoting while eating salad during the Austin having sex in hasan's house conversation made me spit my drink
Marco
2024-03-04 21:20:26 +0000 UTCI love the movie She’s all that!!😍
Jesse Moreno
2024-03-04 21:16:20 +0000 UTCWhat a whirlwind of topics this week 😂 from sex to jerking off with friends to racism in Mormonism. I agree about no sex in ppls houses as a guest it’s just weird imo. I have done it but seems weird. Def don’t like being heard having sex but kinda hot to hear ppl? She’s all that was awesome, takes glasses off and she’s a 10 lol that’s 90s movies for you though. Kinda feel validated about the jerking off at friends houses due to not having access to porn. Everyone looked at the screen and under their own covers. To Austin’s point about ppl believing the craziness in Mormonism, it’s all organized religion tbh. Crazy too those churches that collect a % of your checks too like god would need dollars or you go to hell. I’m curious how this podcast will be in 2 months with will being busy af and hasan traveling
Jose Marin
2024-03-04 21:11:09 +0000 UTCwill would be valid for that
Tim D
2024-03-04 20:44:13 +0000 UTCAlso: Tub show from an ONSEN??
Mai
2024-03-04 20:38:53 +0000 UTC"I've seen my dad's dick a little too much" I fucking DIED lol
Chacho
2024-03-04 20:38:49 +0000 UTCQT: I need advice on how to be a normal human Austin: Hasan I need you to see how normal I am Insane
Jimothy
2024-03-04 20:38:41 +0000 UTCI love how they ignored QT when she was listing best guests for podcast. I think Totoro and kangaroo would be great guests.
Julita
2024-03-04 20:37:20 +0000 UTCqt the nephites and lamanites thing was darker skin on native americans. the curse of cain was for black people. so you are correct but remembering something different.
Mai
2024-03-04 20:35:16 +0000 UTCwill would take our austin first, no questions asked
Vee Dries
2024-03-04 20:08:39 +0000 UTCI will not rest till we get that little guy
domino
2024-03-04 20:03:11 +0000 UTCMy two favourite actors: Joseph Gordon Louit and John Legooseyamo.
Jimothy
2024-03-04 20:01:04 +0000 UTCThat mormon video is 100% accurate. In the book of hymns there’s a song called “If You Could Hie To Kolob!” that’s about going to space as a god after you die and how cool it would be. I grew up mormon and my brothers and I would make parodies of hymns when were bored on Sundays 😔
Sidney Earl
2024-03-04 19:51:15 +0000 UTCWe did an over night field trip in grade 7 or 8 and I remember the guys talking about how they all jerked off together in their cabins and they were bragging about who finished fastest ??
ashyc
2024-03-04 19:45:28 +0000 UTCQT’s laughter after making them watch the she’s all that trailer and had nothing else to say hahaha
Molly C
2024-03-04 19:43:47 +0000 UTCand that’s why qt is the queeeeen
ashyc
2024-03-04 19:36:23 +0000 UTCI've never masturbated with guy friends but I've had watch some videos with same sex and opposite. I think everyone has their own experiences.
LegionOfPotatoes
2024-03-04 19:33:19 +0000 UTCi am surprised you guys never heard your parents going at it what kind of soundproof or large houses did you grow up in but i dont hear it anymore sunce they are fighting all the time (mood ruined huh)
panz.
2024-03-04 19:28:10 +0000 UTCmarche was gettin fancy with the cuts between angles this episode, what a privilege 🤭🤭
Henry Miller
2024-03-04 19:25:33 +0000 UTCplease i grew up watching singles ward now as exmo id love to have the pod crew watch it please
Somber Samurai
2024-03-04 19:25:11 +0000 UTCwait yes !!! biggest vouch
ashyc
2024-03-04 19:20:27 +0000 UTCShe's all that... it was fun.... killed me. omg laughed so hard!!
deestands4dorky
2024-03-04 19:03:07 +0000 UTCBoys: Talking about their Dad's dicks QT: Blankly staring forward just eating salad Yes, this is why I sub to this.
Tyler
2024-03-04 18:55:34 +0000 UTCThat jerk off situation is weird never heard of this till fear&
Njoy
2024-03-04 18:49:06 +0000 UTCAustin thinks Will kills him first because he thinks he's the best beef of the group
Carl Barks
2024-03-04 18:26:41 +0000 UTCMarche can we have Emma Langevin on the pod
domino
2024-03-04 18:18:05 +0000 UTCJust sat down for my evening meal and this pops up, hooyaaaa
Alun Hope
2024-03-04 18:07:59 +0000 UTC
