Ep. 76 NEW YEAR Special BONUS [Video]

This deserved a laugh from the group: "We're shit, our business practices are shit, everything is shit. Here's a cookie." I only eat Subway when I'm at a truck or Greyhound stop on a road trip, where the only option is fast food and vegetarian options are sparse. Doesn't mean I like it, though.

Seastar

Will is so spot on, Italians notoriously dont give a shit

Devan

100 Euros?!?!?

Jamie Hauken

will looks so hot this episode for some reason

Paige

Food snobs are so annoying

Colleen Bloeser

I love how at the end everyone else is only semi serious but Will is completely serious about the end times and his Flesh Pack. A little creepy, a little funny, but entirely on brand. 😅

Kelley Couch

she’s flown before. she goes through phases of whether she can tolerate the panic attacks she often gets when she flies. she’s currently in a no fly phase but she’s working on it.

LeahGia

wait how was QT in Florence if she doesn't fly?

Nick Firlej

I need a movie surrounding it

A Kelland

wish austin was at that hotel his reeling just at the thought of it (missed opportunity)

Samantha Gorongnag

Will in post apocalypse is full blown theater kid dictator

CommieeMommiee

i loved the subway smell as a kid too but now it just makes me feel like i’m gonna puke. you deserved to be shamed for that order btw

🎵And then he fucked my face, now i’m a cum-eater🎵 -Smash (boys) Mouth

Lol i went to college in La Crosse, and he wasn't a great chancellor anyways. The whole school made it really hard on student teachers in a lot of ways such as not providing housing for students whose student teaching went into the summer, not working well with local schools, forcing students to drive up to 1 1/2 hours away for their student teaching and a whole lot of other shit. Should have been fired for that, but not for the porn.

Axel Anderson

The quiet pause after Will said he doesnt think hed be a good parent. WHYY lmao

Marcelo

I STAN THE SUDWAY HATE WILL NEFF

Rob

All the houses I've seen from most streamers would go up like kindling if there was a fire.

cagelirious \m/-_-\m/

Cutie has the tastebuds of a 9 year old

Wumbo Myco

You care Waaaaaaayyyy too much about what Will thinks! QT Hasan and Austin do not care of what Will thought and had fun with it, but it seems you can't. Why? I guess Hasan Qt and Austin are all loving this Elitist Will guy, it makes them guilty by association! How are you going to bash them now? Or ar they just Will's victims?🙃

CountessQueen

When i was a kid i loved the smell of subway. So i wanted to order a sandwich that tastes like the store smells- and the store smells like their cheese and mayo. So i would always order a sandwich that was just their bread with cheese and mayonaise. And you know what? IT SLAPPED, its the best thing you could order there, but everyone, employees included, shamed the hell out of me, which was not ok.

Kombucha Papi

This qt x Austin collab is the best yet

Julia Beers

I regret to inform the rest of the Patrons that Will was in fact right, I drunkenly ordered a meatball sub from Subway last night and proceeded to get violently ill. It has been 11 hours since the sandwich entered my system and it is still reeking havoc on my body. 0/10 do not recommend

Justin

Haha, yeah Hasan's stories about Rome are dead on. Italians have a Right Way To Do Things and they'll tell you what it is. Shocked you didn't know that before going

John

I actually totally agree with Will. Current beauty and entertainment is everything. History is ALRIGHT. Mostly overrated.

Jasmin Valles

How can we get the Nearly Nude Calendar? Asking for a friend

James Unger

Fuck it, I'm saying it... Personally I'd scam American tourists any chance I get and I think the hotel, taxi drivers and sandwich shop owners are in the right. Americans deserve shitty vacations to Europe for all their crimes against culture

DaNikolo

Austin, QT... install pet doors in your bedroom doors and wrangle those cats no more.

Ni Gel

Bro papa John’s is one of the best chain pizza

Braeden W

Ayo I went to UW-Lacrosse, how they gonna do my guy like that

Jake

There’s a way to polarize conversation and I’m glad they all like diff things but he straight up just tells people they’re wrong and he’s right. He’s done it about movies, music, food and now travel. Like hasan said, diff strokes for diff strokes doesn’t mean you crap on what people like just for content

Jose Marin

Of course not but when everyone else’s opinions are wrong and yours are right that’s elitism. Whether it’s movies, music, food or taste in cities he’s always knocking down what the others say as trash but all his flavors are based

Jose Marin

Will’s takes are based and true this episode

LordOfTeas

Subway bread is legitimately not bread, this was decided in a court lmao

LordOfTeas

What???

LordOfTeas

Will isn’t saying them doing sex work makes them lesser, he’s saying that it would change their dynamic together.

LordOfTeas

Its not elitism to have a differing opinion man

LordOfTeas

Will on his "can I be honest" arc this episode

Eli Bergsma

Leonardo Degayprio

Rachael McNerney

If someone breaks into Will's house, Will isn't trapped inside with the intruder, the intruder is trapped inside with Will.

John

Wait is will rich

Jacob Greenburg

Being smart can often be misconstrued as such, for example if you know something is poison and someone’s like I like poison, you shouldn’t be like go queen lol

Jacob Greenburg

Will has said a lot of times that exaggerates his takes for entertainment, he doesn't actually care that much if people have different opinions (different strokes for different folks). And let's be real this is a podcast, if they all agreed on everything and spoke without exaggeration it would be boring af. It's not really about elitism, it's about polarizing the conversations.

Miguelvm

Papa johns good subway bad. (I also appreciate Austin taking constructive criticism but he’s still entertaining either way)

Nova Sky

papa johns helped me through college imma be real. also "nuke the pyramids" is an insane take lmao. part of what makes it possible for us to have present enjoyments is the old shit

kobi

I love subway and papa johns. Both get the job done.

YeezusLovesYou

Subway is kinda gross tbh, the only thing good is the pizzas and thats not why you go to a sub shop.

unseenfool

I love QT because as SWs we actually do this lmao, normally fuck a fan contests are very fake, but occasionally it’s just a loophole

Marci Vox

QTCinderella watches the Dancing Bear porn series confirmed 👍🏼

Nick Sabater

philly mention🤌🤌🤌

Melvin Romero

..but I am a New Yorker so my pizza privilege is showing. I would 100% eat papa johns if it was the only real option in my area

Drew

Sandwiches are for when you’re hungry but pizza is meant to be enjoyed. That’s why I’ll go to Subway but not Papa Johns

Drew

I’m from New York bro 😭

NH 9000

I love episodes where QT decides she doesn't hate Austin that day, their dynamic is so good and it's so funny seeing Hasan and Will lose their minds lmao

Sarena

As someone who has worked at both of these chains, Jersey Mikes is literally as gross as Subway.

LucyLun4r

out of touch food takes this episode, I fear

Brooklyn Gordon

voice of reason.

Brooklyn Gordon

He is from New Jersey/York right? Sandwiches and pizza is all they got, let him have it.

goats

I thought Will was the "don't yuck other people's yum" guy, but he's really sippin the haterade this episode

Sloth Gahd

I could listen to a whole story on Will and the Fleshpack

kyle

Austin is absolutely right. Everyone should have at least one fire extinguisher in the home

Conradicat

ill take jersey mike's over subway anyday

Sambo

There’s an interesting Guardian article that dives into a convo the journalist had with 5 mil/billionaires about surviving an apocalypse. They suggest using discipline collars, limiting access to resources, or using robots Recommend giving it a read, though it’s pretty depressing tbh.

Kobert

insane food takes from Qt and Austin this time, i absolutely love it. so glad Will and Hasan were there to be the voice of reason.

Anthony

i keep getting north sea tiktoks too 😮‍💨

moggu

it was so funny hearing them talk about apocalyptic shit. I think realistically we'd all be fucked. But it would be interesting if it was like the show "Last Man on Earth". I think what we'd really need to focus on is agricultural stuff and learning more craftwork. Because we've all been alienated for at least a century or so from those processes.

T.G.

papa johns is the only pizza i ever bought that i took a few bites out of and then threw out the entire pie. legitimately vile stuff. subway is slightly more tolerable but i would only eat it if its the only food available.

rs

If we don't get fear& flesh pack merch I'm going to be so disappointed

Benjamin Adams

okay why was austin putting his hands down his pants so much lol

Georgette Rosin

Qt is insane for the cookies

Kaden

I only ate subway sandwich because it was free

Kaden

As an ex subway employee I would judge every regular I had.

Kaden

white trash feels like an unnecessary word choice…

LeahGia

James Marco StMarco slipped out when talking about the Flesh Pack

Cadnee Mountai

does anyone know what car Will drives? fastest allegedly and it’s electric, the plaid??

Ashwin

I live right next to the UW System and majority are in the same boat, why was he fired? They get rid of a crap ton of majors but are offended by this. 😬

Aimee Peterson

It's ass if you want a sandwich, but if you want Subway? Then Subway hits.

ClimateKy

i think qt is high from sickness this episode

Crystal

subway smells so good tho

Crystal

I FUCKING HATE CUCUMBERS, SUBWAY SANDWICHES ARE GOOD BUT THE COOKIES ARE SHIT and PAPA JOHNS IS GOOD (more like was, it’s shit now)

cock

Snookie is not actually Italian ethnically. She's Chilean, but was adopted by Italians.

Nick Sabater

Cookies at subway are ass

sitting_leaf

subway is delectable

Hadou

I have a new rule, I think you're too rich if you hate subway or dominos

Murkus

Will is so elitist man, he can’t just let people enjoy what they want even if he thinks it’s crap

Jose Marin

I need a will neff “nuke the pyramids” t shirt

NH 9000

Will is looking like an absolute scoundrel lmao a straight up bard! I love that

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

I do think Will has a tendency to focus on reality and what's happening right now, and that leads him to take these biasies into account when thinking about something. He doesn't project a better world, he reflects our current one.

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

When I was home for the holidays, I was watching the Christmas Concert and my 70 year old mom walked in and said "Who's that gay boy up there?" The "gay boy" in question was in fact Ludwig. Hope everyone had a good holiday.

Ptheo

I was coming in here to say the same thing but wanted to see if someone said it already. It is a direct result of that stigma that sex workers have been experiencing that there is a shift in the perception of someone if people know they're sex workers. They are seen as lesser if they do it, even if their behavior outside of that context is commandable.

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

subway is so good man wtf is all the slander

Angel D

QT started spiraling and then they were like "ok bye happy new year!" 😭

Ale

As someone from NJ, I fight everyone about NJ Pizza, Diners, and Subs. The rest of America doesn't understand, but they think they do... smh

Joshua McDevitt

Is it Fleshpack or Fleshpact?, both are pretty metal sounding

SimUser

bro said dominos and papa john's and not even mentioning the garbage that is pizza hut. I'm in awe. Now pizza hut is a place i'd rather go hungry than eat. As for subway, I have nostalgia blinders for it, so while I know it's not great I still get it every once and awhile to feel something again

Ruin

Ryan Vittimberga

Will absolutely killed that ending

Gio

lol she has flown before. she goes through phases of whether she can tolerate the panic attacks she gets when she flies. at the moment she is in a no-fly phase.

LeahGia

my aunt is one of those Italians who swears she’s black cus we’re southern Italian f🤦

christina

I am so happy Hasan and Will know the NYC, NJ, and Philly area sub and pizza are great and Subway/Papa John's are overpriced trash. Every mom and pop shop is 10× better. I feel seen

Timothy Carroll

Damn i like subway, my local subway is pretty good. ☹️

Alupei Andrei

You’re totally correct about Chicago diner pizza. Since I’m from STL, I prefer the provel cheese on it, but you’re totally correct. NYC pizza is 2nd.

Vella

"the pyramids are lame, nuke them. the Colosseum is sick" at first i thought the pyramids take was bad, but the 180 for Colosseum has flipped me, im in agreement, lets nuke the pyramids tbh

Jake Murray

Fear& The Yard BB is the modern Cold War. Lotta talk and no action.

Ahokipa

I feel so baited by the subway can’t call bread bread thing, i was thinking it’s bc its like injected w poison (which i still don’t doubt frankly, subway is gross) turns out its for tax purposes and is a result of its sugar to flower ratio 😔

Jake Murray

our pants don’t have pockets !! so real for that qt

ashyc

Yall should watch Murder at the end of the World, it gets into some of that stuff

Luccas Viana

If Hasan thinks Italians suck at driving he should come to Lisbon, Portugal. Truly the most horrific driving in all of europe lmao

Yea but subway is ass

Sean Quinlan

the inherent homo-eroticism of wanting to preserve your best friend's genes vs the sheer want and desire to straight up eat him. what a beautiful bond Will and Hasan have<3

Lonely_viking

American Subway is vile after the one time I tried it I swore never again but that’s a skill issue for them, Subway in New Zealand is fine.

laura

DID QT TAKE A PLANE

Matt bochler

Spoken like a true John John.

Kristi Stuart

she's a baker i think she deserves a pass on being able to indulge in some trash fast food chains seeing as she can literally mill flour, and eventually turn it into bread (not the fake subway kind) lmaooo

Kristi Stuart

ehhhh, it's honestly kinda mid in my experience, but obv haven't tried it all. Y'all have WAY better Italian and Chinese food though which I'm super jealous of hahaha

Kristi Stuart

same here 🫡

Kristi Stuart

Best philosophy professor ever holy shit lmao, i love this comment so much.

Kristi Stuart

Umm ackshually it's 366 days this year.

LordDuder

I strive for Will's composure

Sahil Sharma

let's go homo!

mia

austins pants are incredible

Sisse

Wills sneeze did not sound like a sneeze

Anj

Chicago style (thin crust) is by far the best. Noting beats that crispy crust with sauce right up to the edge. Also better italian beef than new york new york maybe second though a traditional Neapolitan Margherita is top tier. Agree with the subway take. Haven’t had it since I tried my first Publix sub.

tkberget

i like going to the british museum and take things back to the motherlands

Emilio

Why won't these fucking videos play

Cathy Osbourne

2024 is the year of standing up to Italian hoteliers

wetchurch

some say in 2024 the government will disclose something, that's why all rich people building those lol

Jen

Wild takes from Will, he is the Arch Villain after all. But "no slaves, no masters", the people will rise! hasRaid

Shaun L

Big fan, keep it up <3

Charles Sousa

I like that instead of spending money on living people in need right now billionaires are spending millions on stupid shit "for future being" to know we were here.....

Chatters_Mom

austin ik your reading this ily

Max Paton

my average is 3 hours,, 10 hours is insane.

Paige

That’s definitely a valid take. To be fair, I think it was more so him saying (possibly in a partially joking manner) it would be distracting for him to have watched them going at it intimately while trying to ignore/separate that to focus on their teaching. Maybe similar to not wanting to stumble upon porn of your parents or your best friend simply because you aren’t trying to view them like that? I don’t think he’s trying to say their sex work makes them lesser… still he could have worked through that thought better.

LeahGia

subway is good, these guys are insane

Quinn

im literally peruvian and the country is renowed for its cusine papa jhons and subway slap so hard im sorry

Allison A

i’m with austin, my fav comfort food is a veggie subway sub

Odera Abajue

qt is my bias

M

Idk why but turnpikers sounds like a slur but that might be my jersey bias showing. Also Snooki isn't Italian or from Jersey lol

Jute

It's wild that Austin lives in Portland and hasn't mentioned Papa Murphy's lol.....

Wei Huang

hasan and will are just haters, subway and papa john's are good

kat

I think Will has internalized prejudices he needs to address if he thinks mentors' lessons would be less valid if they did sex work. If he thinks their teaching is less impactful while knowing they do sex work, that's on *him*, not on the mentor.

Dodo755

Is this Will's Tombstone era? Looking like Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp all at once.

Atsxeb

so are we all a member of the fleshpack by proxy?

Afrah Rasheed

Mamma Mia!! Cavolo!! So much anti Italian sentiment in this podcast!! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Neck tat twink

this episode was true East Coast vs West Coast lol . Stay strong my fellow Turnpikers 🗽

Kamz

somehow Austin managed to have the best (and most PG) takes this podcast lmao

Milfy

I think will is right. The way society is conditioned now I no longer believe that the uprising would take place in a apocalypse situation. Besides the billionaires already have a jump on the resource accumulation. I think Hasan has too much of a logical and positive outlook on people. Most likely things will end up like Silo and constantly stump out any inklings of a uprising. Besides uprisings take many risks of death ,a lot of effort,organization, takes people out of their comfort zone. Fear is the mind killer and the fear of those factors will hinder anything from happening

Rasheed Sunflowers

Ther must be something really wrong with American Subway because Australian Subway is the best 👌

Andrew Sargeant

AustinShow&Tell 🎤⬇️ You're welcome.

Justin Brinkley

Napoli pizza is objectively the best

Samuel grinceri

wills takes this podcast were not so good, good content tho love it

marwa s

Happy new year 🥳

snicolex

the gaslighting at the beginning of this episode is amazing

Cbzimmie

Will is giving 80s dad and im fucking here for it

Eve Wallace

Austin will be a fleshpack affiliate but not a full member.

Braddicus

If there’s a zombie apocalypse or something, I’ll be a zombie so fast

Sasha

Will, I have a well stocked bug out bag, lots of weapons and would be honored to serve you in the Fleshpack 🫡🫡🫡

jflyiii

You can tell who's a pretentious east coaster by asking them their opinion on Subway... What's next you're gonna tell me a bagel isn't just bread with a hole in it?? Fuckin east coasters I swear

ClimateKy

wills pyramids take was so garbage lmao, peak content

leek

Little Caesars is worse than Domino's. And papa john's by far and it's a shame that that was not brought up

Pax Man

as a poor person... subway is good 5 bucks... yes.

deestands4dorky

After Austin said he was all alone in the colosseum bc it was right after Covid, I just thought about how much cooler that is and truly accidentally privileged it is. To not only experience the colosseum irl, but being able to be there experiencing it like in those times without the massive crowds of tourists taking pictures and everything

Yara

As a person that craves subway and dominos I just want to say, Austin and QT understand the working people! Amen. Also, felt hella thrown back to yw when qt started singing I am a child of god lmaooooo 🤣

Aylin Estala

Papa johns take is an L ngl

Brendan Lagger

I need Austin to get an acting role in Season 3 of White Lotus. No one is better at complaining to hotel staff

Molly C

It's interesting to think about what I would do in the Apocalypse. I'm a philosophy professor, I can solve sudokus faster than anyone I know. Fallout happens, I fucking kill myself. It'll take fucking 300 years until my skills are required again.

Bas Donders

New year and I’m still browning my pants

B

Will really makes this podcast special

Dan The Man

Subway and Dominos are trash, but if I'm down for trash they're the better options.

Darren Hertenstein

I wish there were some time marks like YouTube on here. Patreon ui is cringe

Koms

How is Will such a Gladiator fan boy, but completely disinterested in the coliseum/ historical ruins?

Jackson Lewchuk

I love that the apocalypse plan is just the plot of This is the End and Love, Death, & Robots 🤣

𝕶𝖑𝖆

QT has granite tastebuds

KapZachlan

3 minutes in and I am already getting called out for liking Subway... I guess that's what happens when you are a gay woman who watches Fear&. Can't believe you guys actually hate gay people and women, sending thoughts and prayers to QT and Austin >.<

Sasha__qt

100 when I’m tight on money I get little ceasers and from how pack it’s been in my city I’m thinking everyone is tight on money

Njoy

Flesh pack on top!

Ian kirk

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while driving on the Missouri Turnpike

Silas Wells

LETSGO FLESH PACT(k?)

Leo!

I like guest episodes but honestly my favorite episodes are just ones like these with the whole family ❤️

LeahGia

there is absolutely good mexican food in NYC, just not nearly as abundant as LA. you're spoiled out there for mexican food just like we are for pizza

everythingisstrange

Papa John’s is great. And subway is great stoner food or roadtrip food like QT said!!!

avery holcombe

at night time ofc

alex morgan

Hasan it's because it's winter bro, Rome is amazing at night in the spring summer and early autumn Italy in the winter gets cold so people aren't outside

alex morgan

New Yorkers migrated to the PFC in the 70’s. What youse gotta do is get to Cornwall-on-Hudson and getta Sicilian slice at Prima Pizza, capice?

August Gardener

Idk I love subway. In fact, I'm gonna get some now. 😈

Chloe Rene

Imma be honest, I get subway cuz im poor and i can get a decent amount of food for $20 that isn't bottom of the barrel lol

Denshi

The turn pikers is a great fucking name for us

No one in particular

Sorry guys but now I'm craving Subway

Kyle Lewis

I don’t think Hasan has ever been to Chicago so how would he know how good the pizza is

Njoy

Same here. I have to go out of my way to find a good spot.

Nallely

It's 2024, where's the calendar PogO. Just kidding, but I can't wait for it to come out

Tyler Hawley

omggg qt synced!!! im also starting the new year with a new uterine lining

Lok

Papa John’s definitely the better of the 3 big chains, it’s just so damn expensive. Subway being trash is valid tho.

John John

Subway cookies are ass, only get the Italian sub on a roadtrip. If you eat it any other time, will is valid.

henry parks

I eat Subway and Domino's because there isn't much choice when you don't live in a city

Julian

I am sooooo excited and ready for the calendar and body pillows and other merch!!! Love you guys

Kiley W

Marche thank you for what you do <3

Toni Sparks