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Ep. 74 Extra Emily Bonus [Video]

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i think it was fine if the names got removed or something, but to keep the names attached and have it be people they actually know was kinda weird

CJ Wilson

Episode is making me scream 😂

Andrew

I joined the Patreon because I was tempted by this episode and I am so glad I did! We love to see Emily on The Austin Show✨

Shelby

Wait why is it okay to pass around a list of men's private sexual details? Wouldn't people freak out if a guy passed around a list of women with rankings of their bodies?

Nick Lozano

I never understood not getting ur partner off befor urself. Gotta make sure u get that smiley face

JG

To preface: I don't have any kind of problem with people "being cringe about the things they love" but I'm pretty sure I don't. I say this because I've been at a show for an artist I've followed for a decade and flown across the country to see and saw enough that she'd *recognize me* before she got big¹ and there were slide shows before the show started of cross-stitching and art-projects and stuff and I was like "Um, woah, I've been listening to her for a decade and this shit is beyond me" I felt like Emily talking about Swifties, like I was lagging behind, despite the fact that I'd hazard a guess plenty of those art projects were from fans who hadn't been listening for 10 years. So if I'm not doing it after 10 years and other people are doing it in less…I feel like my cringe-ness just isn't there (or rather: it isn't in fandom things) ...or maybe my heart is just a cold, dead thing. (but also agreed those cookies were fucking incredible) ¹ Dessa. Don't expect her to be super well-known hereabouts? But maybe! My profile image is even (indirectly) in reference, actually...

FangsFirst

Girls you need to edge. That’s how u get the good orgasms

Rachael McNerney

Happy to share I never thought Matt Rife was hot

Paula Mejia

Austin please roast slime 😂

Bre C:

And Kaya for me. Did you see the picture where she’s sitting in front of the couch with her eyes closed and Hasan is petting her? She looks like a cute statue.

Shelby Nicely

Yeah, I fast forwarded. I really didn’t think they were serious. Even the commentary on the people’s performance was too much for me. I genuinely expected commentary on how messed up it was to posted it, etc by Hasan and all. I know this isn’t marketed to me so I’ll shut up and leave soon.

Shelby Nicely

Emily is great! One day maybe hopefully QT will get to complete a thought the first time she brings it up. Thank you QT for calling out the repeated hypothetical Hasan bit. I know this show isn’t marketed to me but wanted to lend my support!

Shelby Nicely

Love this content. Great guest and hilarious, fun hosts. Thanks for the joy

Julian

You're being weird

PandorasFox

Hi there, Austin here(legit). I have a benign vocal polyp.. maybe two at this point. I cant help that my voice sounds phlegmy or raspy.

Austin

I'm surprised Emily is so sexual. I didn't expect that from her, she seems so sweet and wholesome for lack of a better word. I guess it's always the girls you don't expect who are secretly the freakiest in the sheets.

NoLifer445

poor Emily, she used to be so gullible and passive. Can't believe Richard was like can I cum inside you Emily and then buy you plan B afterwards, Like that's a reasonable replacement for proper protection because he wanted a better experience. WHAT AN ARSEHOLE. Poor girl. I'm glad she doesn't allow herself to be used like that anymore.

NoLifer445

They didn't have sex for others to watch, they didn't consent to have the video widely shared. I'm not defending them having sex in that room, but it is fucked up that these guys watched it here.

Eli Bergsma

They don't have sex in private. Are you for real?

Mert İndibi

she is being talked over, but not bc she's a woman, but bc they are adhd dumbos

T H

i was talking about myself, it sounds like you have issues. have a nice day!

Jen

“As a woman” shut up. You have NO IDEA what gender I am or what I identify as. If you can’t see that she’s being talked over every episode she’s in, you’re an idiot. I know im not the only one. Read the rest of these comments idiot

Sam

I was wondering what play that was.

Josh Gerdon

as a woman, qt is strong by herself. no need for a white knight

Jen

Quit being a weird Has dick rider. All up in these comments shaming ppl making valid points. He doesn’t let women talk let alone talk about a women’s issue. It’s kinda fucked.

Sam

Sorry im in a bad mood. Don’t get me wrong, my points still stand and are 100% valid, but I could’ve been nicer.

Sam

Please stop talking over the women how are on this podcasts. Hasan and Austin are constantly doing this and it completely shuts QT down and she isn’t able to articulate her thoughts because they are rushing her. Just stop and listen to something other than your own voice.

Sam

I miss the wholesome Will and QT friendship interactions on this pod 😭😭 next weeks episode is going to be the 6th in a row since we’ve gotten both of them on an episode with Will traveling now

LeahGia

Love you guys but please let the guests talk more. It feels like it’s always just Hasan and Austin talking about the same thing every episode. Love yall tho :)

Soap412

The orgasm conversation makes it sound like Emily and QT have never actually had one.

Jess PW

Loved this episode! Hope Emily comes back for more episodes in the future.

Alice Langland

I haven't seen any reporting that says that. And even if that's true... do you think that's something he would have meant to post?

Eli Bergsma

It wasn’t leaked, it was literally posted on the dudes insta story

back1879

OMG IMAGINE

Marci Vox

he was clarifying for them because Emily clearly didn't actually know a lot of the points he brought up???? Like huh???? why are there so many paying members here just to be hasan haters like ??? leave if you're so pressed ? y'all are so annoying i swear jfc

Kristi Stuart

you don't have to pay then my guy?

Kristi Stuart

he has vocal chord nodules lmao i can't imagine PAYING to be a hater tf?

Kristi Stuart

https://pleasurebetter.com/orgasm-statistics/

MarxistMilkers

I looked up a bunch of stats & he was probably thinking of one that says about 30% of women rarely or never come vaginally, but there's another stat that says 81% don't orgasm from penetration alone. It says between 5-12% of women have never had an orgasm though many will later. To answer your question, squirting can be an orgasm but isn't always

MarxistMilkers

Yeah I feel like I'm about to pee when I do it but it doesn't FEEL like peeing. It's weird. Also I have had orgasms that are kind of like sneezing but the trick is to edge myself. If I do it long enough I can come 3 maybe 4x & all of them are intense

MarxistMilkers

They should bring on a sex therapist lol

MarxistMilkers

She brought it up just as I was thinking about it lol

MarxistMilkers

If your pee smells like that & you found out the hard way that's on you. I'm breastfeeding so I'm honestly never super well hydrated & I'm surprised I haven't had kidney stones. So what is well hydrated for me isn't the same as most people & my pee always stinks lol

MarxistMilkers

You know what smells like clean pussy fluid when you’re well hydrated… pee

Catherine

I've got to say it... watching the leaked sex tape was fucked up.

Eli Bergsma

Extra Emily is the only reason I got this patreon membership 🩵

Gabriella Baires

wait im confused only 30% of women can orgasm but ALL women can squirt?? Is squirting not orgasming?

Zen

“No way did he catch that shit!!” This has to be Austin’s response to Tee Higgins incredible touchdown.

Alec Small

wow i feel like such a lucky woman b/c i have great orgasms and do it multiple times and honestly with a rumbly enough vibrator it is very mechanical (vibrator quality is important). I can't imagine describing it as a sneeze. Also squirting is like an orgasm add-on, very nice but quite messy -- i would not describe it as feeling like peeing, it is way more forceful/involuntary. but you can stop it the same way you stop pee, since you can contract the urethra, it just doesn't feel great. But yeah cumming during vaginal sex is very difficult (even clitorally from external stimulation), it's a lot to coordinate at once, i'd rather a dude just enjoy himself. Just get me off before or after (actually before AND after is ideal, before to get everything lubricated, and squirting is easier after vaginal stimulation), way easier for all involved.

Mai

Please stop talking over your guests and QT, everytime it feels like they're getting into good topics the convo gets derailed into the same thing you've talked about way too many times.

Arnaud de Lafontaine

As a fellow body count spreadsheet girlie, I appreciate the representation

Jenny Lyons

I can squirt 3 times before I'm out haha doesn't mean the orgasm won't continue tho

LucyLun4r

53:15 QT beating Hasan in a debate is exactly why he’s scared to debate Ben Shabibo

William Schmitt

KAYA

Natalie

1 of 1 because of the heat transfers, but RCNSTRCT is the shop.

h1pst1r

Kaya the real Star of the show!

Justin Cole

46:50 paid content and everyone on phone lmao w/ austin derailing convo watching football game, wild lol

Devon Williams

will austin just cough, clear your throat dammit! lmao

Devon Williams

anyone knows what are those pants hasan is wearing?

gamerleg

Congrats

MarxistMilkers

I'm getting so tired of hasan, will and austin interrupting qt and guests, especially women.

2382287545

6:50 lmaoo how bout the side eye after emily casually enthusiasticly plans for DP haha

Devon Williams

Now I know how women feel, when men explain their sexuality to them. Either what you say makes no sense, is misleading or it is straight up false.

2382287545

Yeah of course. Some guys don't even want girls on top, which is embarrassing for them

MarxistMilkers

it also helps to be with a partner that cares lmao, I almost said "be with a partner thats insecure" but the thought of my previous partners in relationships not being able to finish surely would have gotten to me. Like you said though, sometimes you gatta be creative & one partner was more challenging and the first time she had ever used a "toy" was when i surprised her with one in my pursuit to make her orgasm. To which we succeeded lol Funny story, we broke up 2 years ago cause i had to move and she messaged me randomly saying the toy i bought her finally broke (60 bucks and lasted 4 years, whata deal haha) and she was sad and felt weird/awkward having to go buy a new one lmao adding this cause just thought, but its oddly common women thinking theyr "gross" and having a guy go down on them is something they dont like, until someone does it right. But im always curious why thats the case lol (emily broight it up on YT ep)

Devon Williams

QT is saving this pod

Bi Bubble tea

i so wish hasan and austin can do 10 minutes without talking about dicks

M

The Hasan side eye to Emily after she said Grandma😂

Matty_T_03

Something so unsettling about austin yelling when the vikings scored a touchdown, i started crying a little bit

Kombucha Papi

Fuck taylor swift stans are the worst group of people on earth

Cristobal Ordonez

Loved this episode 🤍

Panda1313

"God left the tag on" literally just be gay and die. How can u like women and say shit like that. God my day is ruined by that one phrase

LJ

I browned my pants watching this

B

they need to have a resident swr on the show because i find myself chirping at my screen everytime they talk about sex i stg

Marci Vox

hasan being surprised that austin loves doing shows when the man is named austinshow🥸

BrokeSocial

u taught me so much

BrokeSocial

Please QT save us from these repetitive topics of tops/bottoms and dicks.

Alex Merriam

Roast for cdawgVA

EL C.

Y did u say Sacramento when I’m driving there my car just flipped on the freeway and spun 30 times and now I have vertigo

tatiana

squeex guest when???

Cooastal

Holy fuck Austin stop clearing your throat into the microphone

Jackson Lewchuk

any other estheticians in here? btw austin, all estheticians who are older than 60 are the best. a little old school but these new girls (including myself) just don’t compare!!

Leah Yacos

Numerous times, yes and always says he has no idea that Muslims get circumcised.

SimUser

absolutely NEED a Squeex love or host

Quinn

Okay I never REALLY squirt until a few months ago & it requires gspot stimulation (for me at least) like from cowgirl, & the gspot is just the inside portion of the clitoris against the front wall of the vag. It doesn't always happen but sort of pushing when i get the "must pee" feeling helps as well as being well hydrated. Also it's def not pee - it smells like clean pussy fluid. I will not apologize for typing all these comments about sex 🫶

MarxistMilkers

I swear Hasan has said he's circumcised to Austin several times

MarxistMilkers

No

MarxistMilkers

ALSO anal is good, but you need a lot of lube

MarxistMilkers

Girlies, if you've never had an orgasm with a man I recommend cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. Get crazy with it. Propping your butt up on a pillow during missionary helps too. Buuuttt vaginal orgasms are way weaker than clitoral ones imo & I honestly just prefer one of those sucking vibrators to use during sex vs the guy touching it. I have anxiety & adhd though so if I'm about to come & his fingers slip I'm instantly wondering if I look fat or what book I'm going to read next

MarxistMilkers

I've talked to & been with circ'd/uncirc'd men & I think circumcision gets a bad rap these days (& people get weirdly obsessive). Foreskin problems include: TOO much sensitivity - easy to hurt (with or without a tongue ring), smegma within 24hrs of showering - making impulse bjs gross, potential traumatic foreskin removal as a child, potential less traumatic but more expensive removal as an adult. (I've heard men who got circ'd as an adult say it genuinely feels better.) The only pros as far as I can tell are that it makes sex... glide better I guess & it makes the dick a bit thicker but that could be bad too. Maybe it does make sex feel better overall for men (as if they really need it) but idk if it's worth all that

MarxistMilkers

QT you’re so cool and awesome and I want you to talk over the himbos more because your input is always very cool and awesome and you’re a cool guy :)

Swoogity Bird

Amazing light and camera angle change! now we can see more kaya! someone need to draw on the Shoji

Felipe Ourives

Austin's so straight

Clyde Baker

Gotta give it up to Marche. 2 episodes in a row, cutting it at JUST the right time.

Shashank Yathindranath

So glad Hasan was here to correct QT and Emily about female pleasure. How would they know anyway?

Michael Miller

Might want to think about some more comfy chairs for the right side. Will just looked funny compared to it last week😂 and qt looks uncomfy

Abigail Burnett

10/10 episode! Interesting & funny women like QT and Emily make this a real podcast. Marche, thank you so much for inviting Emily, and I hope we'll get a fanfan episode in 2024 😀

ergo_thio

kaya is so goddamn cute

Sid Raghunandan

can we get a giveaway for austin's hoodie?

NS

the 58:02 discord notif diced my ass

Ethan Cunningham

i NEED to see the anime-sex-worker-stepping-on-a-swastika shirt

splatjesus

It really delights me to say: WHO DEY!!!

Joseph Shinkle

the swifties shown were a bit cringe, but honestly, who isnt from time time with the things they love also the cookies girl was so good, that shit was art and 80 hours was more than worth it for a that piece

Benjamin Opazo

i dont know if they were joking but i really wish emily goes to japan to replace QT !!

erika mallet

im a complainer but good job team!

bator

53 minute mark Jesus Christ the ear accosting with the tiktoks full volume

Cadnee Mountai

Weird aside for Austin, Jeff Wittek might be a willing and interesting love or host candidate

Catherine

Going from two fingers to an entire ass hand swan diving is insane Hasan, you don’t even get 3 fingers then perhaps 4 before the entire fist? Idk… I mean, look. From what I’ve observed (and also heard, from members of the gay community), taking a single fist up your ass is like child’s play; it’s little more than a popsicle stick and only when you get into two fists and forearms up to the elbows does it become an advanced technique… at least, that’s what katya has claimed in in the 119th episode of “UNHhhh,” aptly titled “you gay”

Sahar Emadi

I was literally going to type - I was promised gay porn! But they finally showed it. Also, poor Emily. I don’t think she has had a real orgasm

Hanako Johnson

Austin should do more things with slime. Dream blunt rotation

jeremy nelson

WE NEED YUTA TO COME BACK

ShleepyHead

The vid of the swifties screaming woke my son up from his nap.

Luis Reyes

the gay sex wasn’t in slow motion shit was just weak bro got some weak strokes no gay sex game

proxy

Great episode, so unfortunate that Will Neff was lost in a self-sucking incident. the volume of tiktok is way too loud at around 52:20.

stwicksy

Sub-segment "Dick tips" for the intactivism and to get it out of the system for the boys haha

Zel and fails

I kinda wish they would allow the guests they have on to talk even more, at least the ones who seem receptive to talk about stuff.

N.N.

Every comment while she’s gone, “can’t wait for qt to be back the show isn’t the same with out her” she returns “so happy for qt to be back the show wasn’t the same without her” qt “yeah I’m pretty replaceable on this show”

Matt Miller

Austin’s inner straight kind of scared me 😭😂😂

Yesenia Holguin

dog the taylor swift clips were so goddamn loud why

Nicholas Stein

Nick would definitely complain as much as Austin too. Please make it happen, Nick&Malena in Japan with EE, Hasan and Will would be such great content.

Miguelvm

QT with the jump scare at the start lmao thought my video was messed up.

YeezusLovesYou

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIST LIKE EMILY I ALSO LIKE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR DICKS N STUFF!!!

Mango \¡o¡/

Hasan with great sex tips. Austin needs to get his chance to shine.

Robert Hanson

Lighting and camera angle is so much better than last time 👌🏻

Lyra Peach

"No way did he catch that shit" Austin mad the Vikings lost lol

Dan The Man

for the first time i am publicly comenting on hasan's sports takes. he needs to make a retraction on his statement about the Minnesota vikings they are not on the same level as the jetts and anyone who knows sports understands this

HerosrevengesBurner

Glad QT reminded them how many times they repeated that same conversation, because it led to that list conversation.

Mico

the jumped right back into dick talk

co60ca

LITTLE DICK GANG RISE UP

TraumaLance

First- at 52:24 earphone users lower the volume for like a min or two cus holy bomb of sound! I wanna see what all is on Hassan’s pants! Great episode, they got Emily to talk about stuff she doesn’t normally get asked.

Jose Marin

Finishing my internship in US Congress last week and then seeing Fear& review the Senate staffer sex tape the next week is truly surreal

Jeremy Goldstein

Fuckin hell Emily just went out there LMAO.

Tejas Mahadevan

second this!

t̸͟͞u̸͟͞r̸͟͞n̸͟͞t̸͟͞

I think Hasan and Austin should just have sex with each other one day so us and QT don’t have to hear the same bits every week. Emily is great!

Saad Qureshi

I'm convinced this podcast is about penis

L A F O R Ê T

We're don't need another Hasan roast we need an Austin roast!

mingle27

TWICE kpop mention!!!

Anthony

This is for Austin. The Vikings suck and the Bengals took that win. LMAO.

Ben Reinersman

Florpsy kaya

No one in particular

The end where Austin is yelling at his phone because of football proves he isn’t gay & also couldn’t be a service top. Also, glad to see QT back in the pod w/ EE. Cool episode

Richard Bernal Jr

For future, can we balance the audio between the mics and the tik toks? The tik toks were so loud lol Side note: love Emily

Samantha Caballero

Shoutout to Richard

Alexander

Emily is so so pretty she is like what I aspire to look and act like she’s so sweet

Angelina

vikings lost lol.

angel

happy birthday

angel

We need an on-screen counter.

NallM012

This podcast has done wonders for me working through homophobia (no longer expecting Austin to listen to/remember anything about his close friends)

Squatch

Didn’t know Emily was chill like that

Nova Sky

Anyone got an ID on Hasan’s pants? So sick

Austin Kraff

i literally just watched the roast of hasan lmao please bring noel back

Tayla

If she's able to walk after you didn't make her cum

S Quayle

Qt was my top watched channel 😝

deestands4dorky

So Kaya came into Hasan's life within the past 2 years and that has completely changed the trajectory of his life......maybe too parasocial

Patrick Taylor

Yay KAYA

Lisa

I didn’t realize QT put a mask on and I got generally startled when I looked up at the screen 😭

Dustin

Here's the thing, Porter plays 100PITB, and I cream.

Paul

Also for what it's worth, T is horny med so I did start to watch porn to masturbate for the first time at 25 lol and I do feel like the orgasms are more satisfying than the purely mechanical orgasms I had for years prior. But that's just a little 2 cents

Sara

"women are everyday become more influential" -austinshow, 12.18.2023

Afrah Rasheed

Honestly though, Hasan would be such a service top.

Sun

Insane thing for me to comment on so don't be weird anyone who reads this lol, but I want to chime in on masturbating as an AFAB person and an asexual person. I masturbate from time to time (like 3 or 4 times a month) and until I went on T for a few months last year, I only masturbated mechanically. No visual, audio, mental, or emotional stimulation, only physical. I actually had to be focused on something else to eventually get off lol. I always tell people that for me, aceness is like obviously I don't experience sexual attraction, but the physical body parts still react to stimulation (as they've been evolved to lol) and feel good. In that way, I feel it can certainly be very mechanical. Sorry this is long and TMI(?) lol just wanted to put in a word to say that people with clits/vaginas/vulva certainly can masturbate mechanically 🫡

Sara

As someone who has never really watched Emily, she's pretty awesome.

Ptheo

Don’t forget Nmplol wanted to go to Japan too. He can be Austin 🥰

deestands4dorky

I love having QT back and with Emily, epic duo <3 But I feel so bad for the ladies, they have never had a full on orgasm. It can be so intense and euphoric! The G-spot is great and all, but girlies, learn to love you clit - she is small but MIGHTY!

JustChelsay

I'm so with QT and Marche about the topics repeating. The biggest issue with this podcast is how often they repeat the same topics and jokes/bits. "You're a selfish top - who'd suck dick better - Austins not gay enough - he's too gay - gay because he hates women - he' s a messy bitch - we should go on tour - qt we gotta get you on a plane - qt, taylor swift breathed this week, what are your thoughts - we're misogynistic/homophobic - say the f word it makes you more gay."

Jimothy

kaya got so concerned when qt sneezed , what an angel

ashyc

The number of times Austin has re-reacted to Hasan talking about anything. That man is not an active listener at all.

SimUser

Lmao omg I love emily

Kikis Solano

dropped a pod on my birthday let’s gooo

Daniel Reguinga

I appreciate QT for calling out hasan & austin constantly accusing each other of being a selfish top

Julian G

Baby Kaya just chilling

Christina

I'm glad more people are learning who she is, I love her. Also I can't wait until more Hasanabi heads find out about Fanfan, she's amazing too

Jojen

qt looks like she’s wearing a skin mask, but like hot?

Todd Sutherland


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