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Austin's story was hilarious 😂😂😂

Devan

I know someone who genuinely did the QT answer: Lucas Zelnick is a comedian who after graduating college found out that he was going to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars (he already grew up rich, he just didn't think he was going to be supported by his parents as an adult) and then decided to, if nothing else matters, pursue his dream of becoming a standup comedian and prove himself and find purpose that way. Seems to be going well for him as well.

Jamie Hauken

From the Pergamon museum Wikipedia: "In October 2023, the museum was completely closed for visitors, and is expected to remain mostly closed for 14 to 20 years – until 2037 to 2043 – for the execution of comprehensive renovation works. Its North Wing is expected to reopen in 2027." This podcast really scared them, huh?

Jamie Hauken

Wills ghost story scared the fck out of me LMAO like why am i looking over my shoulder rn 😭 bro chill

steph

QT’s pulling your leg joke was an INCREDIBLE rug pull 😭

Raiba Soada

lol That was definitely a scarecrow.

Lisa Kukla

He did a shit job of explaining it, but he meant when people say it like, "You could drownd!" Or, "There was a drownding yesterday."

Lisa Kukla

love how not a single one of their ghost stories had an “actual” ghost lol

🎵And then he fucked my face, now i’m a cum-eater🎵 -Smash (boys) Mouth

Drowned is a word Will! It is the past tense form of drown. "The boy drowned yesterday".

Tom

I laughed when Marche switched the stream over to the google search of granite versus granted. Best producer in the biz :)

Nolan

I would steal the British Museum

𝓡𝓸𝔁𝓪𝓷𝓪 🌸

RALEIGH MENTIONED LETSGOO. Most people from NC just say Raleigh or Durham though rather than the blend of the two.

Jackson Honeycutt

Skin walker

Allison P.

Wait, is QT talking about a Wendigo?

LPP

The place that Austin was talking about next to the train tracks is called Dick Road outside of Portland. Ive been there and saw basically the exact same thing he did. There was a figure standing in a field completely still and wouldn't respond to us yelling at it. We booked it outta there.

🔻ic 🔻inegar

"i would be getting my dick sucked perpetually" [if i had 100 million dollars]

splatjesus

QTs pulling leg story works everytime 😂😂😂😂

Arahia

The Atlanta thing gets me as someone who is from the area. Anyone who pronounces all the T's or calls it Hotlanta causes me physical pain.

Callie Browning

QT's story was true comedy genius LMAO

Haithem Alosaimi

I'm irrationally scared of those creatures too. I have nightmares around a coyote that walks on 2 legs and knocks on my door.

TitoBuritokels

Hasan looks great in pink, makes his hair pop.

manlygeisha

Lol don’t they remember Austin’s fortune i japan. He’s def cursed

Al

I love any and all Dune references. I knew Hasan was a fan but WILL TOO?! The best shit ever.

conway1308

I was convinced Will was gonna crack the egg on QT or something as payback.

TicketsTom

will is a great storyteller i was scared

lib

HASAN STEALING JELLY BEANS IS SUCH A FAT KID THING ID STEAL CHOCOLATE BARS ALL THE TIME AS A KID

abdulrahman alaqeel

er, how are people who drowned (it is drowned!) saying anything at all, unless it's their ghost making the utterance?

Lucy Palmer

How do I join the discord?

Viv

How could Hasan put a heist crew together and not have the Clean Bois there!!!! Donnie truly is dead forever

canuckle21

lol isn't this the second time Austin's been cursed? Japan too 😂

juliehighfive

QT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOLDEN THANK YOU

unseenfool

Will describing what he would do with all that money is just the Manson family

smurgle

QT SLAYYY she really got em

abigail

it was the episode 65 bonus here on the patreon. Timestamp: 02:27

Finn

i knew i heard qt’s story before and then she reached the end and ive heard so many variations on that same joke 😂

Crois

"Chicago Chicago" MENTIONED

Matthew Garcia

8:00 We pronounce Atlanta as "A-lanna"

Dane

We need more "who got angry?" On the internet 😂

Paula Mejia

Austin's gotta stop chewing on his nails!

Patricia Deveaux

Please drop the link for Hasans outfit

Paula Mejia

Austin is acting EXACTLY how a skinwalker in disguise would act

Kombucha Papi

around min 42 the lighting looks so good

TwIICCEE

Damn you QT, you had me so invested

NickJ

Qts got with that fake story! She's so good at story telling

My_Little_Teddy_Bear

Austins story shook me to my core

EL C.

Austin radiated so much gay energy in this episode it was marvellous. really hoping he makes out with Will on the next episode, I could feel the tension between them all through out this episode.

DxS

Hasan missed an opportunity at 57:05 to blurt “SEX WORKERS”

Coltin Haniotakis

Marche should’ve compiled some stories off the internet about the entity that shouldn’t be named and have them read it on the pod. Or any real scary stories in general.

NickN

We need to hear Marche reply when the cast talks to him.

Nick Sabater

I am perplexed at the guilt QT has attached to stealing from the vastly wealthy. Great answer from Hasan on the heist question though.

Nick Sabater

EggSMR

Theodore Chaconas

One of my pet peeves is when people say "Nuculear" instead of "NUCLEAR", I'm ESL damn it and I know how to pronounce it correctly and you don't?

Jojen

The first episode when the author went to Coast to Coast is so good

Jojen

As a Mexican I personally have seen scary unexplained shit in my time living there, and know family members that have experienced shit as well, it just comes with the package of living in a small town

Jojen

It was so good, that's the first thing it came to mind when they mentioned a house

Jojen

Skinwalker

Jojen

Oh when they talked about it I thought they meant ovoncy, like my hispanic mom and grandma have been rubbing me down with raw eggs, cracking it , after praying all my life then cracking it in holy water. But I’ve never heard of tapping the egg with the spoon.

Sarcastic Boredom

I think they are talking about Sk*n W*lk*rs

Kenna Compton

As the first-gen son of Indian immigrants, Hasan’s lack of an accent and command of the language is actually very impressive. I know people who have moved here when they were like 10 who still have something of an accent & speak English using the mechanics and syntax of their native language.

Harmit Tamber

Just to be clear you guys mean a wendigo?

No one in particular

i saw one of 'those' on a windy night while sitting on my porch. i live across the street from a park and i was having a smoke and i see what i think is a hunched over coyote. except when i focus my eyes i notice it has no fur, and what i presume is its back is shining from the street lamp like human skin slick with sweat. it was swaying side to side on all fours with one limb stretched out toward me. was like fuck that and quickly went inside. the next day i go check out the exact spot i saw it and the grass was sunken in like 6 inches deeper from the rest of the flat ground around it

scrote milk

the egg thing isn't a curse, its the membrane releasing from the shell, and that it happening because you are tapping the egg and getting the membrane to separate from the shell.

Brandon Lian

Marche I know you dont want to intrude on the podcast but im begging, its *more* of an intrusion for them to talk to you and not hear your response than you just being on mic once every couple of episodes

Skye Eva

Is it me or does Hasan look extra great in pink? Also, QT is so good with the scary story. Great job teasing Austin, Will!

Shelby Nicely

Please dear god give Marche a Mike in the new studio

Sifi123

Lmfao its candelabra, one word

Laura Cocroft

What episode did Austin share the man in the middle of the road??

Jessica

Omg yes!!! I didn’t know I needed this until now

ThotPocket

Ah, cheers! I hadn't gotten that far. Oddly, I almost volunteered that I knew people who do exactly that so I guess I was on the right track and didn't know it!

FangsFirst

I was hoping austin would say he'd bring his twinks to help pick up the food.... lmfao

Robert Hanson

i looked up the egg thing. apparently if you tap an egg from the top, it makes a pop sound which is the membrane seperating from the shell. it makes it easier to peel boiled eggs. pretty funny trick

Moises Marquez

There was a show on Discovery channel called "it takes a thief" I believe. Ex thieves would break into people's houses and show all their vulnerabilities then provide them with better security system and try to break in again. It was an awesome show.

WompWomp

Will is guts for sure

Ethan Wirper

Austin with the egg is a callback to Austin at the Japanese shrine getting the cursed future prediction which he then proceeded to rip. The universe is trying to tell us something XD

Rain

QT's "Chicago, Chicago" callback 😂

censrd

As a side note, I need for them to podcast in their Name Your Price fits next week!! Lmao

LeahGia

We all know Austin has been cursed since Japan

Dan The Man

I drown, They drown, he/she drowned.

ErosTraus

im way too skiddish for this

salem

That Amish school was in leola, I used to drive by it everyday heading to work. Gettysburg is haunted as shit. We used to hang out there after hours and smoke. Was super creepy

Tess Tobias

Poor Austin being targetted at the end😂. It is un-egg-ceptable.

Imrano

Hasan forgot all the the clothes he’s probably stolen from photo shoots, definitely the Dolce e Gabbana tux from the Streamer Awards.

Annette Poulton

Such a good spooktober episode. QT is so good at telling stories, had me hook line and sinker with that jebait

Christian

I think I caught it while he was telling the story about the camp murderer -- I think he says drowned no matter what form the word is in. While telling the story he said that the guy was "drowned-ing" people. So like he'd say "I'm gonna drowned" instead of "I'm gonna drown".

antiquebunny

What a great episode

Helal Almheiri

I loved the spooky stories great stuff and funny also

B

i love hasans seth rogan laugh

Vic Bourque

Hands down Austin is cursed. The first sign was the temple in Japan.

alysiamariaaa

this episode was so good i was laughing so hard at fake QT's horror story. holy shit i watched it like 4 times it was so good

M

Omfg this podcast is so good. I lmao every week

Meerkat

Also, 100% Austin got cursed in Japan at the temple

Hadley Newton

noooo the wigs are gone

Jullinda Jameson

I would love a video of you guys watching something from missing 411. Its a bunch of unexplainable stories from people who have worked in the national parks of America kind of like the story QT told

Hadley Newton

I am so confused about Will's "drown" thing. "They drown." is the grammatically correct simple present indicative. (eg: "Swimmers often drown when they get caught in the undertow.") "I drowned" is the grammatically correct simple past indicative. (eg: "I drowned 20 years ago today, and now I haunt this lake on the anniversary. OOOOOOH! ") Does he use the past indicative for the present, like referring to a regular occurrenced with "drowned", like "they drowned when they get caught in the undertow", which is mixing tenses in a single sentence? I'm so lost. (I'm apparently the only one still curious, but I WANT TO KNOW, DANGIT)

FangsFirst

"A ghostly apparatus..." - Austinshow, 2023

Adrian Alonzo

When you guys were talking about camping murders, I was thinking which horror tropes you guys would have in a a Friday the 13th-esque slasher flick. Will: Party Animal/Raunchy Bro. First to die. He gets freaky with some girls, and then goes off to take a piss in the woods and gets his DICK CHOPPED OFF. Hasan: bookworm and skeptic who dies next. When ppl can't find Will, he's like "GUYS! HE'S FINE! THERE'S NO SERIAL KIL--" BAM! Killer out of nowhere decapitates him like a journalist in the middle east. RIPBOZO. Austin: Coward with a heart of gold when push comes to shove. After the killer is chasing him and QT into a dirty garage with no exit. Killer's coming and he's like "QT THE BOARDS HERE ARE LOOSE, SQUEEZE THROUGH, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU" but secretly he knows he's dead, so he finds a random gas canister to set the garage on fire with him and the killer in it. QT: FINAL GIRL. She's all AUSTIN NOOO!! as the flames from the garage light up the night. She finally forgives him for that Disneyland sticker debacle. So, she's running in the woods to gtfo and trips over Will's remains/chopped dick for a gnarly scare, and she sees killer-man ON FIRE WALKING HER WAY. She's running, killer-man in pursuit, and she makes it to the LANDING STRIP. She needs to get into the hanger and get into the PROPELLER PLANE AND FLY AWAY. WHICH FEAR WILL SHE SUCCUMB TO? FEAR OF FLYING OR THE FLAMING KILLER MAN??

Addy Pie

Will is so good at that Pulp Fiction line.

Adrian Alonzo

its a quote from indiana jones

Hammock

Austin is horrible at this. Y'all need to leave a nice review of the hotel about your near death experience. They call you same day guaranteed.

S Quayle

Cleavage is one I say odd, always sounds like cleve lage Austin getting revenge for all the foe behavior.

Robert Hanson

Weirdly pronounced cities: Houston native say ewston instead of Houston. Or saying umble instead of humble every time someone says "wow you're so humble" because Texas has silly city names

henry parks

there’s this asylum in verona nj that i’ve heard crazy crap about as well. my brother and cousin would go there on a daily basis and the stories of what they saw/heard still freaks me out

Tali

You need the GTA Role Players for a heist!! They would be AMAZING!!!

Alejandra Perez

I fucking cried

pistachio stars

I hope so, I want to gift them some lovely stickers

Andrew Long

Yo tambien 😄

Judie

Oh my god I fucking cried at the ESL conversation. Pls never change Austin

pistachio stars

Please make four horsemen of the mental apocalypse merch 😂

juliehighfive

So happy that QT mentioned those, you know what’s, they genuinely terrify me 🥹👍

Sheradyn

Seeing everyone light up when Austin was testing the cursed egg was pure gold 🤣😂

Madd

I absolutely adore how austin tells stories😂👏

Sheradyn

We all saw the note Austin got in Japan, that mo fo is cursed lol

JustChelsay

holy shit, cutie won me over with that pull my leg story. got you all so hard.

Matthew Jackson

Will that was the worst Ezreal impression I’ve ever heard 😂

Duncan

Yeah that’s what they called them on wine about it. I don’t think they can use phones to see this though so if anyone is wondering it’s skin walkers

Ryden Kaye

Skinwalkers ;)

Ben Pond

Skin walkers

Daidreemer

When Lud is talking fast and the word ‘the’ comes before ‘other’ he slurs them together and it sounds like ‘thee ither’

Arun M

First the Japan fortune and now the egg curse. Austin is fucked.

Carmnsndiego

they gotta get some latinos in there to teach them about brujeria and culture the podcast up a bit lol

seni

maybe she was a pickpocket?

seni

Din Tai Fuck sounds like such good content. Big ups to DougDoug for paving the way for streamers to destroy their bodies with food.

Miles M Davis

Is there a podcast PO box?

Ann

how is austin a real person. i has to be a character. a great character

Eduardo Alpizar

Ethereum sponsored bank robbery LMAO

FrostWizard4

Absolutely died laughing at the heist crew segment 🤣

One Boi

Ok but why did QT’s story kinda happen to me. During my previous job during covid, I had a customer come in and out of nowhere she started crying my and her husband and her would not stop staring at me and whispering to each other. Then they walked up to me and she told me that I looked just like her sister that died of cancer. Then she asked for a hug. It was weird and I declined lol 😐

Cheeto

QT really did a different version of a Loch Ness Monster shitpost 😭😭😭

Jake Moses

LMAO me too

Andres Flores

Will already has a cult. it's called Neffcord

Chloie

poor austin, first the death note in japan and now a cursed egg. demons are real and they are homophobic

rae

Can't believe the caught "Taking me for granite" but nobody picked up on "Ghostly apparatus" as though Mr. Show saw a haunted spatula.

Jazz

The pergamon altar is my roman empire, I feel seen. Hasan is such an art bitch I love it

Tessa

I’m really confused what I’m watching because no one welcomed me to this Patreon

Ryan Myers

it was a roller coaster ride of a story

Eva

Another spooky NJ place, Essex Mountain Sanatorium in Verona. Was a huge complex with an underground tunnel system, by my time the main 6 story building was gone but there were still some smaller ones I got to go in with friends. Spooky stuff. Its all gone now. Awful to think what went on there. Might be a book about it?

SquareDumpling

i thought Will was gonna start giving them a "mal de ojo" cleanse lol

Ale

There's a swampy area with a bridge over it in my hometown. One evening at dusk in the dense fog, I decided to go for a walk across the bridge- minding my own business with my headphones in. At one point during my walk on the bridge, I could hear the chatter of two people coming towards me. So I decided to step into a little lookout area to give them room to pass by; leaving the area as soon as they passed. Apparently, I was too quiet because 5 seconds later I heard a "BRO WHAT. DID YOU SEE THAT?! THERE WAS A PERSON THERE I SWEAR. WTFFFF. I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS HAUNTED". For the next two minutes, I could hear them screeching their heads off as they ran off the bridge at full speed. I've only experienced a "ghost" story as the ghost

Vic

rhymes with wkin salkers

Jasmine Fears

i bet QTs stand up is fire

Jasmine Fears

I once got into a debate with a whole family of people who say "play it by year" instead of "play it by ear"

sydney

What is the thing you can't name that QT was talking about? Sex workers?

Ben Roman

for the love of god austin go to a medium you are cursed

Christopher Williams

Hasan steals, just only from Ludwig

Scott W

As a kid I always heard the AC/DC song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" as "Dirty Jeans in the Thunder Jeep!"

Cody

came to the comments to say basically the same thing 😂

jessi h

We just take the Ts out of it. “A-Lanna”

Squeecy

AUSTIN COMMITED ROBBERY WTF 😭

derp derpington

god QT's story was fuckin awesome. my jaw is on the floor

Tejas Mahadevan

Okay not gonna lie, i'm siding with austin on this one, because i did something similar to the granite thing. I would say "same Year," instead of saying "same here" for 20 years of my life until i asked a friend about it.

I'maFin Orangutan

After that ghost story from QT, I'm siding with the gaylors & insane swifties now! .....but lie actually could never because fuck she is amazing

Andrea Joan

love hearing will talk about dune

Sam

I stole a fake flip phone from a garage sale when I was like 7 and when my mom found out she drove back and made me return it

Emily Florey

Austin genuinely looked so terrified for a second when they heard the egg make a different noise lol

CK12341

right? It was so captivating!

Ed

Omg when Will was talking about checking to see if y’all we’re cursed I thought you guys were gonna do the egg cleansing method, because if you are cursed that method tells you what type of curse it is and you can get rid of it too by doing it this way… idk if it’s just a Mexican thing or more globally known 😂

Nellsai

QT's story was so good, I swore the whole time I had heard it somewhere before lmao

Leone

Austin’s cursed.

Brandon Agulto

Wills scary story acc had me shakin in my boots😭😭😭

Ana L

Louisville = Lullvllll

Cody

Will scaring the shit out of me

Buddy

didnt we already know that austin is cursed since the japanese fortune slip from the temple?

KAP

Why did I think they were gonna do a spiritual egg cleanse

danibaby

We all knew Austin was cursed after Japan right?

C. Rawls

QT is such a masterful storyteller! Worth the loss of ghost story privileges imo.

Brooke

Also as someone who is ESL, I get told that my English is good ALL the time. I'd use it to my advantage in college, my teachers would be like "omg that's so amazing! You speak English so well I would have never guessed!!!" and "So inspiring!", then get graded easier on all my essays

Martyna

me, having watched will's stream with the egg.... will is evil i love him

Martyna

Never thought out of everyone on this podcast, that Austin would be the one to say Boise correctly. It made me very happy!

Daydream_Ow

Atlanta = Uh-Lunn-Uh or Uh-Lan-Neh

Justin Clark

Will would be an absolutely amazing baby face OR heel, as a wrestling fan, would love to see that. I love how much will and hasan were feeling themselves in their wigs, & QT, slay queen 💅🌈💯 Ps: Anyone from Canada get their sticker yet? I 100% made sure to be a tier 2 member well before the deadline, & my address is definitely correct; I msgd Marche a while back but I feel bad about it, cuz I know he's super busy (plus I'm garbage at using discord).

Eve

Anyone else so parasocial they're reading into the dynamic of the group? Dropping hints everywhere but enjoying the subtle roasts and gentle direction towards true honesty. 😭 ok, I need a break then. Also QT I hope you feel safe. Definitely feel how uncomfortable it can be but I hear you, especially being so CLOSE to the situation . 🥺👉👈

derp derpington

I used to think igloo was pronounced "eh-gah-lew"

Vic

AUSTINS CURSEDDDDD

Deimalos

I have never gotten got harder than when QT told her ghost/spooky story. 😭 I also love how Will's ultimate goal with money goes straight to world domination though helping people, and Austin's always ends up back at, "I'd be a pimp." I think the most expensive thing I've stolen is maybe street signs as a teenager? I've never stolen from a store, even though I'm a big advocate for it.

Larriet

QT with that fake out story was amazing!

Couran

18:10 Friends refrence didn't age well...rip Matthew Perry

Anabelle

QT is making a pirate crew with her uncle

M. R.

Monday best day of the week just for Fear&

Jojen

That story from QT was WILD LMAO

NightSwipe

bruhhh stop austin i cant breath this is why i love the extra content

Zebby

Had to get the patreon for the spooky stories

Daidreemer

Austin is killing me 6 minutes in 😭 My face hurts from laughing so hard

faus

austin tearing up the napkin while talking is so relatable

charlie boone

Lmaoooo you guys are gonna give Austin a heart attack

Vinay Rampertab

I've heard Austin's ghost story 3 times and each telling gets better and better

Julian

Austin thinking he invented a new game and Will instantly bursting he bubble 🤣🤣🤣

Hanako Johnson

I like how QT also used to say 'taken for granite' but just didn't mention it and let Austin take all the heat lmao. She had the same moment on Wine About It as Austin did here

Jimothy

Hasan code switched so hard once the wig came off

Mauuri

AUSTIN LITERALLY REPEATING A RICK AMD MORTY BIT LMAOOO

thisisnotitlilbro

please explain the "bigotry of low expectations" to austin so he isnt so confused guys cmon lol

Matthew Jackson

QT 100% got me

Mico

Stole starburst from a shop at 3. My mom made me take it back and apologize. Never stole again.

Hanako Johnson

QT is such a phenomenal storyteller

Nettles

32:28 Gay mic break

Matthew McCauley

They all need to do a escape room id wanna see that so bad 🦈🦈

Makayla Edwards

Bro only 7 minutes into this and i'm fucking ROLLING

Agni Empire

Austin learning that English is Hasan's second language is breaking me in half right now.

MitraKesava

Will & Austin cover band when

dreathehun

Being from Arkansas, Hasan's AR-Kansas killed me when they were talking about state pronunciations

Presley Hudson

These Barbie’s are slaying their bonus content 🌝

Kiki


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