Naruto: The Water Bender (CH 1) (Preview)

A/N: This story is rated M for mature content not suitable for children.

Crack Fic without any real plot, so don't expect a sequel. Naruto is a powerful water bender born in the Northern Water Tribe. He masters water bending, blood bending, and healing. He's also a huge womanizer with a fear of commitment.

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Chapter 1: Blonde Bastard

Northern Water Tribe

Lemon Scene Ahead

Lemon Scene End

Naruto and Yue hear someone cough in their hands to get their attention and turn to see Chief Arnook, Yue's father, along with several others behind him looking at the pair with wide eyes.

"You two have some explaining to do, especially your daughter," Chief Arnook said in a serious tone.

POP

Naruto pulled out of Yue, creating a wet popping sound to her embarrassment. Her father looked ready to kill the blonde.

Yue used Naruto's jacket to cover herself. Naruto pulled up his pants. The blonde considered his situation and decided to make a break for it.

"Well, Chief, it was fun screwing your daughter behind your back, but I think it's time for me to move on," Naruto said as he used his water bending to shoot off like a jet, pulling water from the atmosphere to propel himself through the air.

Yue looked at the quickly disappearing blonde in disbelief. The big dick bastard was abandoning her to face the consequences of their actions by herself. An angry look made its way to her face, her current embarrassment forgotten as she dropped the blonde's jacket, showing herself to those present, getting some blushes and nose bleeds, along with her father giving a tired sigh.

Yue quickly grabbed her pants and gave chase after the blonde. Her father was right behind her, determined to catch the blonde who took his daughter's innocence.

"Get back here, you son of a bitch. You're not leaving me here to deal with this situation you put me in," Yue yelled into the sky.

By the time they caught up with Naruto, he was in a small fishing boat, using his water bending to sail.

Some of the water benders tried to give chase, but Naruto used his water bending to create a whirlpool, forcing the other water bender back as he escaped.

Chief Arnook and Princess Yue watched the blonde disappear in the horizon. Arnook was about to talk to his daughter, but he froze. There was an angry scowl on Yue's face that promised pain to whoever pissed her off.

"Father, I want to learn how to water bend," Yue said, looking at Arnook. She was about to tell him that he couldn't, "and don't give me that bullshit that women are not allowed to learn water bending. I was blessed by the moon spirit, so I am more qualified than anyone in the Tribe to learn. I will train and hunt down that bastard. He will learn that you can't just play with someone's heart and then run away."

Chief Arnook could only nod his head at his daughter, making her smile sweetly. However, her eyes told a different story, promising untold suffering for the escaped blonde. At that moment, Arnook pitied Naruto.

Fast Forward

Kyoshi Island

It had been months since Naruto escaped from the Northern Water Tribe, his home, but he wasn't going to let the chief punish him for sleeping with his slutty daughter.

He had arrived at Kyoshi Island, home of the Kyoshi warriors, a group of female warriors modeled after a past avatar.

The blonde decided to stay on the island to see if he can sleep with all the Kyoshi warriors. He had mostly succeeded, with the exception of their leader, Suki. But he had figured out a way to get her panties off. It was simple: Suki is a warrior, so the blonde challenged her to single combat, with the winner getting to order around the loser.

Lemon Scene Ahead

Lemon Scene End

"You bastard, you better take responsibility if I get pregnant," Suki said after regaining her composure. She rolled on her back to look at the blonde because she was too tired to get up.

"Yeah, yeah, I will take responsibility if I get you pregnant," Naruto said mockingly, but Suki was too exhausted to notice. "Like that would ever happen," he whispered under his breath.

Fast Forward

Naruto looked back at the island of Kyoshi as several pregnant angry women were shouting and cursing at him, none more than Suki.

"Come back here, you bastard," Suki shouted, her small baby bump showing. "You will not get away with this."

"I wish you and your children happy lives, but my time here is over. I will miss you all," Naruto shouted back cheerfully.

"You son of a bitch, are you ignoring what we are saying?" A cubby kyoshi warrior said in anger and disbelief at the nerve of the blonde.

"Although our time together was short, I will cherish the memories forever. This is goodbye," Naruto said with a wave as he sailed away.

Fast Forward

Ember Islands [Fire Nation]

"Wow, you are really talented, princess," Naruto exclaimed as he watched three young women destroy a group of men in a volleyball game.

While all three women were attractive in their own right, the one who caught Naruto's eye was a dark-haired, golden-eyed woman. She gave off an air of arrogance and superiority, and she was just the kind of woman Naruto liked to fuck senseless.

The woman with her was also pretty, one had brown hair that was braided and brown eyes. In terms of body, she had bigger breasts and a bigger ass than her friend. She gave off a girl-next-door vibe and might be an airhead.

The last young woman gave off a gloomy feeling, as if she tried to make herself seem disinterested in everything. She was the least well-endowed out of the three, but Naruto also liked women like her. It's always a turn-on to make a woman with an emotionless face twist into one of overwhelming pleasure.

"At least someone out here knows when they are in the presence of royalty," the golden-eyed woman said in a snobbish voice that Naruto couldn't wait to make squeal like a bitch in heat.

"So you are a real princess," Naruto asked. He only called her that to flirt, but it would seem he hit the nail on the head.

"Of course, peasant. You are in the presence of Azula, the princess of the Fire Nation." Azula said, raising her nose in the air. "You called me princess, so you must have known."

"Sigh, he was flirting with you, Azula. He had no idea you were really a princess until you told him," the gloomy woman said next to Azula with a bored voice.

"You are so innocent when it comes to men, Azula," the cheerful woman said with a big smile.

"Tsk, whatever, Ty Lee, Mai, we are going," Azula said, feeling embarrassed that she revealed who she was on their vacation.

The purpose of this vacation was to relax somewhere that no one knew who they were. But now that the blonde knew she was the princess of the fire nation, her plans were ruined.

"Wait, you don't have to leave. I won't tell anyone about you all. Stay and enjoy yourselves, please," Naruto said with a charming smile.

Azula looked at the blonde to see if he was lying and found no deception in his eyes, so she weighed her options and gave the blonde a nod.

"Fine, we will stay, but if you tell anyone about us, I will personally cut out your tongue," Azula said in a menacing voice.

"Aye aye, princess. I would never dream of betraying someone as beautiful and powerful as you. You have my trust," Naruto said, laying on the compliments thick, but Azula seemed to enjoy them.

Ty Lee watched the interaction with uncertainty while Mai just grunted in annoyance. Naruto looked at the two and knew that Mai would be a hard nut to crack.

Fast Forward

Ember Island Inn

Lemon Scene Ahead

Lemon Scene End

Fast Forward

Naruto was sneaking out of Ember Island. He had left the princess and her friends sleeping on the bed they shared for the past two weeks.

The reason Naruto was sneaking out was because Azula had declared she was going to take him back to the fire nation and make him her official consort.

This shocked her friends, who began to try to talk her out of it by saying things like 'He is a commoner; her father would never accept him.' But the princess stood firm on her decision.

Naruto was shocked that the princess liked him that much, but he would not let himself be tied down. It was time to make a break for it.

Fast Forward

Southern Water Tribe

Lemon Scene Ahead

Lemon Scene End

Fast Forward

Southern Water Tribe Settlement

Naruto watched from behind a house as the exiled prince of the Fire Nation fought the Avatar, alongside Katara and Sokka. Apparently, the Avatar trapped himself in ice for 100 years after he ran away to avoid going to war with the Fire Nation.

"Surrender avatar, you can not win," Zuko said, but in truth, he was struggling against the combined attacks of the avatar and the water-bending woman.

BOOM

As the battle was commencing, there was a sudden explosion on the battlefield. Three ships docked next to Prince Zuko's ship: one was another Fire Nation ship, much bigger than Zuko's; the next one looked like it was from the Earth Kingdom; and the last ship was from the Northern Water Tribe.

"Southern Water Tribe, we come in peace. We are here in search of a blonde-haired, blue-eyed man who goes by the name Naruto Uzumaki," Princess Yue said from the front of the water tribe ship, her belly looked ready to pop. "He had been sighted in this area. Any information on his whereabouts will be greatly rewarded."

"If any of you know where that blonde bastard is and you are hiding him, I will burn you and your village to the ground," Princess Azula said with a glare at all present, including her brother.

Zuko was looking at his Azula in shock, not only because of her arrival but also because she was sporting a small baby bump, showing that she was pregnant.

"Who was insane enough to get that crazy bitch pregnant?" Zuko said out loud without thinking. Azula must have heard him, because she shot him a look that promised pain. Somehow, her pregnant figure made her look even more intimidating than before.

"I see you're still as stupid as the day father banished you, brother," Azula said with a mocking tone. She looked at the group that was gathered and saw what looked like the Avatar. "You even found the Avatar, but I doubt a failure like you can capture him."

"Enough talk, let's just search the area for the son of a bitch," Suki, in her Kyoshi warrior uniform, said. She had modified the stomach of the uniform to make it so that her pregnant belly was comfortable and covered with light armor for safety.

"Fine, that is something we all agree on," Azula replied, and Yue nodded in agreement.

Azula docked her ship and out came an angry Mai and Ty Lee. Both were as pregnant as Azula, along with several Fire Nation soldiers.

Suki was next, and she docked her ship. All the Kyoshi warriors that Naruto knocked up spilled out. They all had a look that screamed for the blood of a certain blonde.

Finally, Yue came off her ship. She was waddling from how pregnant she was. There are several waterbenders who act as her bodyguards with her.

The Avatar group and Prince Zuko's group stopped fighting and watched in shock as the group of pregnant women looked for Naruto.

The Uzumaki himself was trying to find a place to hide until the coast was clear and he could escape, but fate was against him. As luck would have it, a seal bear appeared beside him and let out a loud, playful roar.

"There he is," one of the Kyoshi warriors shouted with fury. She ran at the blonde, her pregnant belly bouncing with each step. The others saw him and were also charging at the blonde.

"Shit," Naruto exclaimed with a deer caught in the headlights look on his face as the furious faces of several pregnant women descend upon him.

Chapter End

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A/N: This was just an idea that came to me. I don't plan to do many chapters for it, but I might just do one to wrap the story up, swing on over to my Pa-treon under SaintGreenz for more chapters, early access and exclusive content.