Bovine Aphrodisiac Report (1/2)

Toronto Institute of Masculine Sexuality

Department of Aphrodisiac Studies

Experiment 3H-0001

Title: Effect of bovine testicular extract on genetically enhanced male subjects

Subject information: Subject A was genetically modified to excrete a maximum level of testosterone. His inhibitory genes for muscle and genital growth was also knocked out. He underwent the modification as he joined our previous studies one year ago, the procedure was performed by injection of plasmids into his spinal chord, followed by promotion of cellular DNA transfusions through benign viral serum. Within 6 months of surgery subject’s erect penis has grown 425% in both length and girth, subject’s phallic structures showed enhanced strength to allow stiffness comparable to conditions prior to the experiments. Subject’s testicles have grown 230% in volume and 540% in weight, semen production had increased dramatically, alongside testosterone excretion and the resulting sexual drive. Subject’s rate of metabolism tripled, with no sign of telomere deterioration. Subject’s muscle mass doubled, while body fat halved. Subject’s heart function had improved dramatically, allowing rapid erections to take place without tasking the heart excessively. Other bodily functions also improved. It is possible that subject had some permanent loss of cognitive ability, including a 10% drop in Intelligent Quotient and visible episodes of lust-induced frustration, but such side effects were not critical impairments. 

Objective: The objective of this study is to observe and analyze the effect of bovine testicular extract on genetically enhanced human males.

Methodology: bovine testicular extract is administered into the subject’s bloodstream via surgical needles every 2 hours. The subject is isolated in a medical observation chambre. All objects were removed from the chambre to avoid consequences during a possible violent episodes or scenarios where the subject loses control due to hormonal urges. The subject is moderately restrained, especially his hands, to avoid excessive masturbation due to both boredom as well as heightened sexual desire during the study. Subject had been exposed to the observation chambre in a previous controlled study, the result of which suggest that he is not affected by either the constrainment, the appearance of the chambre itself, or the prolonged study period.

Observation 1, January 4, 2105, 8 pm

Subject A pants heavily, struggles to free himself, the aim is most likely to enable masturbation. Subject’s penis is fully erect, clear fluid excretes from the urethra constantly. Evidence for a loss of rationality under the influence of intense hormonal secretion. The struggle continued for 45 minutes before the subject fell unconscious.

Observation 2, January 5, 2105, 10 pm

Subject A’s penis has been erect for an entire day. No sign of bruising and/or cardiovascular overload, last check up reveals perfectly healthy conditions other than spiked hormonal levels. Subject’s penis grew 20% in both length and girth due to prolonged period of engorgement, the weight of the enlarged penis forces itself to tilt toward subject’s face. Subject begins to rub his face on his own glans. Subject ejaculates for the first time after 25 minutes of continuous motion, the ejaculation lasted for 5 minutes, possibly overlay of two consecutive orgasms within a single ejaculation. Such phenomenon is common in genetically enhanced human males. Subject continues to stimulate his own penis, his eyes show a lack of focus, possibly in a lust-induced trance. Actions needs to be taken to prevent self-damage. Subject is induced into sleep through injection.

Observation 3, January 6, 2105, 9 pm

Subject A’s penis retained much of its previous erect size, a surprise finding. Typically, erect penis can be enlarged due to continuous long-lasting erection, but will be back to normal sizes after a day of rest. Yet subject A’s penis seemed to have developed priapism, resulting in permanent size gain after prolonged erection. Symptoms of priapism had not been seen ever since the first case of genetic enhancement, until now. Subject’s erect penis grew into a size comparable to the last observation in less than 5 minutes. Subject’s erect penis tilted down due to the size and weight, akin to last observation. Subject A takes an unexpected action and performs auto-fellatio on himself. Subject A ejaculates into his own mouth, possible risk of choking. Emergency actions need to be taken. A team is sent in to end the experiment, subject risk drowning in his own semen due to the excessive amount of materials he produces in each ejaculation. Subject A is unconscious, but otherwise safe and healthy. Subject A is sent to nearby hospital to recover.

Discussion and Conclusion: Bovine testicular extract increases testosterone levels in subjects and induced prolonged erections. Excessive administration may induce lust-driven trance and risky, possibly self harming behaviours. Lastly, bovine testicular extract may induce priapism in genetically enhanced human males, which may be further studied as an agent of additional penile growth in target human males.