Don't Be a Menace to Little Whinging While Fucking Your Dog around Hallowe'en Night
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Hermione goes trick-or-treating by herself amongst sububan muggles, but Hagrid's dog who is tagging along has other ideas (i.e. burying his bone balls-deep in the nearest barely-legal witch).
Pity she can't spell her way out of this situation, eh?