You've stumbled across a gingerbread house in the middle of the woods, and like the tubby, greedy boy you are, you just can't resist taking a bite. As you're eating, I, a sweet old lady and the owner of the house, come out and catch you in the act. But I'm not mad. In fact, I'm thrilled to have a visitor, especially one as cute and plump as you, and I'm so thrilled that I want to feed you even more.
*Made with a male/AMAB listener in mind*