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Why are men?

Why are men?

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the dick pick thing...regrettably I was guilty of doing that once, simple reason why guys do that is when we get a sexy snap in a text or email it's like Christmas day, it is an amazing thrill for a guy, se we feel we are doing the same thing when we send one, but unless it is requested it is like a violation

John Fowler

Also, dunno but I think that might be a hot wheels car behind him.

Max Oliverio

Somebody call that boy "Stove Top" cuz he's definitely stuffin'!!! As someone who is quite versed in the art of sporting fake dicks, I can tell you he is wearing a peen sleeve for sure. I can also tell you that the majority of women would nope tf out if they saw that thing coming at em. 0 out of 10. Would not recommend.

Max Oliverio

I wanna see this video so bad but for some reason it won’t load 😩

Celine Dufour

Of course. Sending dickguerreotypes is a scummy practice people should not do without permission of the recipient, and therefore it should be made fun of at every turn.

Gunderson

Can I steal the term cocktography. Because that's epic.

LeeNVal

I have to wonder if these guys actually get off on the shaming - since if they are sending it to you they're obviously inviting being C*** shamed. Maybe you're giving them exactly what they want? Nah. They're just clueless lol.

LeeNVal

It's weird how flashers were seen (so to speak) as a very small minority of damaged weirdos pre-internet. Whereas now it's hard to say if it's even a minority at all, either the Internet is encouraging people to do this or there where a hell of a lot of people who wanted to do it before but were too scared

Tom Waterman

The G*I*F*T is arguably the most accurate rule of the Internet, except perhaps for Rule 34.

Bassicallydoug

S) No. Because unsolicited duck pics don't only happen to woken who are (or are trying to become) content creators, this happens to nearly all women. It's not a consequence of something we're doing, it's a consequence of poorly socialized men, who through the teachings of toxic masculinity, think that a dick will suffice in lieu of any kind of positive personality traits.

Hippie

For women, I'm sad to say that this is the unavoidable downside of trying to make money on the Internet because of the panoply of dickbags out here. There is no way around it beyond simply not being successful, stopping entirely, or having enough money to pay people to scan your inbox for unsolicited cocktography.

Gunderson

From a very old Penny Arcade strip, this is evidence of The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. This Theory states that any mouthbreather with anonymity AND an audience (e.g. a beautiful woman on the internet) will say and do the stupidest shit to shock/troll/get attention. I'm 47 and remember life before the internet. And nobody wanted to see my dick then, either. I can't imagine putting it in digital format to exist forever. What a dipshit.

Old Penguin

Of course I've only got myself for comparison but, to me, he seems quite modestly endowed. πŸ˜‚πŸ€₯

Fablanta

lol, not really. Ogre feet are supposed to look like that. Human toenails aren't supposed to be infected with fungus so bad they get thick and distorted. They also aren't supposed to break apart like dry brittle unfired pottery clay, or ooze gel when they do it. And above all that, they aren't supposed to be on full display in flip-flops in the produce section of a grocery store while doing it either. Some people need to take their foot hygene more seriously ~Shudder~

jason sexton

"hairy male feet with green toenails a quarter inch thick " Watching the Shrek films must have been a nightmare for you πŸ˜‚

Fablanta

Socks because that's a tile floor, and this is December. Seriously. I never take my socks off this time of year unless I'm in the shower. Does it work? No clue. I've never sent an unsolicited pic.

Stan Hanks

Both images very fake. I myself would never. Mainly not to be laughed at or compared.

Jeremy

I've never seen anything like that. Flabbergasted.

Jessica Black

if that was real he’d be in a very different industry than whatever it is he does 🀣

BBQPanda

Looks like a Minecraft villager peering through a clothesline between two trees... πŸ˜•β˜•οΈ

Hack Multimedia

Back to the topic at hand, yeah, no, if it's not welcomed that's not a good thing, if it is welcomed that's entirely different. And the dress socks were funny...

Dragon Talon TSi AWD

I was going to say "cold feet" to the why socks question, but if that meatball anaconda was in cold weather hibernation mode, Jesus Christ. If that is the case though you have nothing to worry about from it Maggie, because if it's any larger than that, homeboy would black out before he got a half chub, much less anything threatening. Also, I have no idea what that is on the floor either. In all seriousness though, when it comes to the socks you might have been saved some genuine trauma. I have seen some seriously fucked up feet of the male persuasion in my time... I really, REALLY don't like feet, but hairy male feet with green toenails a quarter inch thick are worse than regular feet.

jason sexton

Jeez lol πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

shawn smith

OMG lol. Hey, tiles are cold! And brooms are expensive!

Craig Drebit

To answer your question, it only works IF they ask to see. Otherwise, not worth it, and ruins the chances of what couldve happenned, if you liked someone alot.

HotChoco87

Because they were raised by other, even dumber, men. The patriarchy is trash.

Christian Schoff


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