This paddle went too far
Added 2024-12-21 17:02:27 +0000 UTC
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I was hit with the Lego one once and let me tell you it was BAD! It cured my smartass back talk real fast. I could barely squeak out my safeword, "vegemite".
Max Oliverio
2025-01-15 15:25:20 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Emerald Eagle
2025-01-12 04:58:44 +0000 UTCWhilst I see where you're coming from, I've stepped on enough Legos to have a grudge against Denmark for more than Lars's attitude, I think the bed of nails principle applies here, although I'm sure it'll be worse than basic leather, it's bark is likely worse than it's bite
Andrew Johnson
2024-12-28 17:59:29 +0000 UTCThat Lego one looks like one of those weapons that was too brutal for warβ¦
Ol Tony B
2024-12-22 22:03:18 +0000 UTCBUT LEGOS? Dont fucking kill me hahahhaha
Hefty
2024-12-22 20:20:05 +0000 UTCForget padding, hands are so much better, more feeling ππ«¦
Robert Freeland
2024-12-22 00:29:42 +0000 UTCPretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention. That's a war crime.
Troy R
2024-12-21 23:42:47 +0000 UTCOne Lego or many Lego, itβs the same word π
Kingfisher Drew
2024-12-21 23:11:48 +0000 UTCLegos did not deserve this disrespect
Pandem Buckner (VagabondSaint)
2024-12-21 23:08:35 +0000 UTCSweet Mercyπ€€
Big Ques
2024-12-21 22:41:26 +0000 UTCSomebody somewhere has a 'stepping on Legos' kink.
Al
2024-12-21 21:48:27 +0000 UTCAgreed. Standing on Lego? Ow. Sitting on Lego? Ow! Being smacked on the ass with a paddle covered in the stuff? Marriage counseling awaits.
Ian Fleming
2024-12-21 18:57:18 +0000 UTCThat's a-paddlin'.
Ian Fleming
2024-12-21 18:54:53 +0000 UTCBut then you can attach all your mini figs to your ass afterwards. Some of you just hate fun!
Rogar131
2024-12-21 18:47:48 +0000 UTCS) she's always reacted well to mine...ππ
Hippie
2024-12-21 18:01:20 +0000 UTCA hand, you say? π
Big Ques
2024-12-21 18:00:28 +0000 UTCLego's is a bridge too far for anyone who has ever stepped on one of those evil little bastards.
jason sexton
2024-12-21 17:57:51 +0000 UTCS)π€£π€£
Hippie
2024-12-21 17:55:39 +0000 UTCYeah, even I'm gonna pass on that lego
Andrew M
2024-12-21 17:52:39 +0000 UTCLegos is a level of freak that I don't think I can match
TrueAuraGuardian
2024-12-21 17:34:05 +0000 UTCSarah) Legos is a bridge too far even for me
Hippie
2024-12-21 17:30:37 +0000 UTCI had an ex that wanted a "girly" paddle. So I made her one out of purple heart and zebra wood.
Thats Me
2024-12-21 17:11:04 +0000 UTC
