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This paddle went too far

This paddle went too far

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I was hit with the Lego one once and let me tell you it was BAD! It cured my smartass back talk real fast. I could barely squeak out my safeword, "vegemite".

Max Oliverio

🀣🀣🀣🀣

Emerald Eagle

Whilst I see where you're coming from, I've stepped on enough Legos to have a grudge against Denmark for more than Lars's attitude, I think the bed of nails principle applies here, although I'm sure it'll be worse than basic leather, it's bark is likely worse than it's bite

Andrew Johnson

That Lego one looks like one of those weapons that was too brutal for war…

Ol Tony B

BUT LEGOS? Dont fucking kill me hahahhaha

Hefty

Forget padding, hands are so much better, more feeling 😈🫦

Robert Freeland

Pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention. That's a war crime.

Troy R

One Lego or many Lego, it’s the same word 😊

Kingfisher Drew

Legos did not deserve this disrespect

Pandem Buckner (VagabondSaint)

Sweet Mercy🀀

Big Ques

Somebody somewhere has a 'stepping on Legos' kink.

Al

Agreed. Standing on Lego? Ow. Sitting on Lego? Ow! Being smacked on the ass with a paddle covered in the stuff? Marriage counseling awaits.

Ian Fleming

That's a-paddlin'.

Ian Fleming

But then you can attach all your mini figs to your ass afterwards. Some of you just hate fun!

Rogar131

S) she's always reacted well to mine...😈😈

Hippie

A hand, you say? 😈

Big Ques

Lego's is a bridge too far for anyone who has ever stepped on one of those evil little bastards.

jason sexton

S)🀣🀣

Hippie

Yeah, even I'm gonna pass on that lego

Andrew M

Legos is a level of freak that I don't think I can match

TrueAuraGuardian

Sarah) Legos is a bridge too far even for me

Hippie

I had an ex that wanted a "girly" paddle. So I made her one out of purple heart and zebra wood.

Thats Me


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