Don’t send me your dick pics
Added 2024-11-25 20:11:52 +0000 UTCCouldn’t get rid of the plane sorry 🤣
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Why on earth do men do this
Laura Wilson
2024-12-17 09:20:59 +0000 UTCUsually when I tell someone I sent them a Dick pick...I send my Brothers face or a full clothed shot of me
Furball Jones
2024-12-08 23:24:59 +0000 UTCWhen I was small I was pretty much obsessed with my penis. There's so many pictures of me from around the ages of four to six that I can't show in polite company because I'm quite innocently grabbing my junk; at weddings, birthday parties or at christenings. Then I grew out of my penis obsession. Seems that some guys never do and are convinced that other people really need to see what they stow away in their shorts. .
Ian Fleming
2024-12-02 23:50:41 +0000 UTCI will never understand the unsolicited dick pic culture. Maybe from really young guys that don’t know any better but these guys are older. If someone wants to see your dick, they will let you know. Otherwise keep it in your pants.
Paopaopao123
2024-11-27 05:46:14 +0000 UTCLet's face it, this guy's suck lol
Sean Means
2024-11-26 21:58:13 +0000 UTCReally, that seems like the perfect time for that…when asked for it.
Czernobog78
2024-11-26 19:59:50 +0000 UTCCan I send someone elses D pics if I don't have one?
TGD
2024-11-26 09:17:27 +0000 UTCThat would very much depend on what the 'magic' determined to be male? Would it go on a species by species basis or just remove the the top, or bottom most male-ly flora and flora? Would that also include those still in seed or egg form? Would only breeding ready males be considered (humans are the only species we know of with no breeding season)? Some fauna can even flip sex. So it's not as simple a choice as it sounds.
Fablanta
2024-11-26 06:35:49 +0000 UTCI'm here for the airplane invasion ✈️
Ellie
2024-11-26 01:50:59 +0000 UTCYou mean, a DICK with a COCKney accent?
Judson Scott Lewis
2024-11-26 01:18:28 +0000 UTCI'm not showing this masterpiece for free! Send a dollar along with a SASE. I don't do digital. Sorry ladies
Ran-D
2024-11-26 00:15:03 +0000 UTCWas the first pic used as evidence at one of his trials for indecent exposure?
Kai
2024-11-26 00:07:57 +0000 UTCSad thing is, when I actually ask for them while being flirty on OF, they NEVER DELIVER.
Andie Pants
2024-11-26 00:07:19 +0000 UTCAlthough nothing will beat the time that my Dad walked into the room as I received an unsolicited picture on the computer and promptly replied, "Just tell him that if it was big enough for you to be interested, he could suck it himself, gal!" 🤣🤣🤣
Zoey Attree
2024-11-25 23:56:30 +0000 UTCSlap the ol' Richard Nixon on them.
Jonathan Scarborough
2024-11-25 23:24:40 +0000 UTCPhallus Portrait! That is IT! Bravo!🤣
Brandon Washington
2024-11-25 23:15:07 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Chris
2024-11-25 23:09:10 +0000 UTCBrilliant!
Fred Terling
2024-11-25 22:54:45 +0000 UTC(S) as long as he's not doing a terrible cockney accent
Hippie
2024-11-25 22:40:32 +0000 UTCBut... can I send you a picture of Dick Van Dyke?
Judson Scott Lewis
2024-11-25 22:22:18 +0000 UTCWhy can’t men just grow up. If they want to show off that badly make their own OF page. Please men try and communicate by talking with the ladies you will find that a lot better than showing off the junk. Thats a one way ticket to banhood also i wonder if from a legal stand point that would be considered indecent exposure?
Carlos Charlton
2024-11-25 22:15:55 +0000 UTC(S) yeah, I guess you're right about that.
Hippie
2024-11-25 21:55:45 +0000 UTCWell Thanos said it was completely random. So half of who remained would be shitty. But even with all shitty ones, the numbers would be very much against them. The patriarchy effectively dead.
Christian Schoff
2024-11-25 21:39:09 +0000 UTC(S) depends on which half. Could you be stuck with the shitty ones.
Hippie
2024-11-25 21:35:52 +0000 UTCIf Thanos snapped away half of all male life in the universe, I genuinely think Earth would become a utopia.
Christian Schoff
2024-11-25 21:35:08 +0000 UTCY tho‽‽ Why do they do it‽‽‽ See what they've done‽ They're making me drag out the interrobang!! (that's not a euphemism)
Eric At Random
2024-11-25 20:46:41 +0000 UTC(BIG SARCASM...NOT SERIOUS) But what if I dressed him up in a top hat and monocle? Or doing different things like jumping a motorcycle over the Grand Canyon? (PLEASE DON'T ADMIN ME)
Will B
2024-11-25 20:33:08 +0000 UTCWhat year is this again?
Troy R
2024-11-25 20:28:10 +0000 UTCLol. I don't understand why us guys do this. I have never met anyone who said, "bro, I sent a d pick and she ran over to my pad!" Sorry you women have to deal with that.
Nate Hernandez
2024-11-25 20:27:01 +0000 UTCWhy don't women ever do this sort of thing? I've had a lot of days where a random stranger sending me a titty pic could've really cheered me up.
calvinit21
2024-11-25 20:26:24 +0000 UTCIt goes without saying that unsolicited d pics are never okay. That being said, why the focus, lighting, pose and location of all of these so messed up? Guys, don't take d pics, but phallus portraits and only share them with people who agreed upon seeing them.
Stefano Marcos Cavalcanti Torres
2024-11-25 20:20:59 +0000 UTCI've always found that sending them an unsolicited dick pic in return, along with the caption, "Mine is bigger" gets them out of my DMs *very* quickly! 😋
Zoey Attree
2024-11-25 20:19:04 +0000 UTCLocation location location 🤡
Jessica Black
2024-11-25 20:15:54 +0000 UTCThis is gross, why are men?
RetroExcellent
2024-11-25 20:15:42 +0000 UTCUnsolicited D pics strikes again 🙃🙃🙃
Hemi988
2024-11-25 20:15:29 +0000 UTCBut it's sparkly and purple ✨️ 💜 and... OK, if you say so 😞
Sara Fields
2024-11-25 20:14:40 +0000 UTCSo disgusting to get an unsolicited one. And they’re always weird and unattractive ones.
Kai
2024-11-25 20:14:04 +0000 UTCSome CHOICES made here, man.
Matt V
2024-11-25 20:13:35 +0000 UTC
