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Haha 🤣 love it

Nick

Does this qualify as a solution in search of a problem?

Jim Shortz

If that was the social accepted take on things, I'm thinking I'd go for a handlebar mustache look

Oldsalt

That pitch meeting must have been really interesting and awkward

Ellie

so, you pay to wax, just to buy this abomination? just let it grow!

Ellie

I was thinking the same thing. I'm so fucking confused by this... But also - Like, there's nothing wrong with pubic hair. But did they have to make it *ugly* pubic hair? Or maybe that's just me, but all different lengths, jutting out in messy spikes like that - I imagine if it were socially acceptable to walk around naked and have pubic hair, people would *groom it*! At least combing, maybe trimming, not leaving it a rat's nest. (Can you imaging, though - little pin curls, tiny braids, *dyeing*, all the various ways people would decorate?)

Elizabeth Barnett

A person was paid, and I am guessing here, a living wage to make a hand made human hair merkin. Conversely, imagine putting that skill on your resume. Can't wait for the knock off version to show up on AliExpress.

Shawn McLeland

(Sarah) I am now homebrewing this item to include in my group's next game lol

Hippie

No, but it provides a DnD style +1 to strength rolls so the designer can lift their massive ego. Merkins of Giant Strength, anyone?

jason sexton

They've kind of gone beyond Hunger Games at this point and have started veering into the decadence and debauchery of the human empire from Dune, pre Fremen Jihad at this point... At least they aren't wearing human skin yet, so we don't have to worry about Reavers from firefly chasing us down in Jimmy Choo's.

jason sexton

A certain Chaostician said something very similar about geneticists playing god in Jurassic Park. It also applies to Merkin underwear and apparently "Nipple" slips(as in the item of clothing)?

jason sexton

WTAF. So wear clothes that make it look like you’re showing bush but you’re actually not. Very meta. Also no thanks.

Colin Macdonald

😳😯🫤🧐

Joe

Be brave, Andrew!

Z

So the height of fashion is to be waxed so there is not a hair to be found and then slip on a pair of parties with a bush sowed on?

Oldsalt

All my thoughts are questions.

Ian Fleming

Jeez, at least let us guess the price!

calvinit21

OMG that is cringy

Owen T

Depends on what time TBH, I can’t go to bed too late again. Time difference is a dick

Blake Cooper

I’m not gonna cancel but wow I’m not sure I know the definition of fashionable anymore

Tj Griffin

They should make them out of Beaver pelts.

Dave Butler

I know this goes without saying (but that hasn't stopped me, yet): What difference does it make if they're not real pubes? I guess if you're waxed clean and don't want to look like the Barbie doll that you are, that's a style choice. Eventually, you're going to have to explain that to the nice police officer as you take the city-paid-for car ride down to the precinct.

Sean Alt

I'm fine with a bush, but I don't need a sneak preview of what I'm getting into before I pull the panties off.

Andrew Mech

I want to know if it has an odor. I don't want to sniff anything myself, I want someone to tell me about it. 😂

Jessica Black

Helldivers tonight?!

Hippie

My question is, who considers this fashion? As I have asked our wonderful hostess with the mostest, is someone trying to live out "The Hunger Games" or some other dystopian bullshit fantasy in real life? Leave something to the imagination...it is far more appealing and arousing.

Earl Ross

Well I liked it until I learned what it's made of.

Christian Schoff

Just because you can doesn’t necessarily mean you should😂😂

Kidneyman68

This was unnecessary Maggie. A curse on ye!

Blake Cooper


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