"I was in the street when this happened. The air was heavy for some reason. Then the floor shook violently. Then I heard people screaming, all looking at the sky. It was at this moment that I witnessed the apparition of god on earth. Magnificent and voluptuous lips, larger than continents, were right above us. When I thought that things couldn't get any worth, I saw a devilish grin appearing on this giant face. This sent me shivers down my spine. I knew this was the end."