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Title: The Super Lively Armor!

Although his opponent was just a suit of armor, unfortunately, the soul within it was that of a lewd uncle. Anyone who knew this would definitely not dare to wear it, right?

At least Ethan showed a disgusted expression. If he wore this armor, wouldn’t it be the same as uniting with a lewd uncle!? Even if he gave it to someone else, apart from a man with a special fetish, what if he gave it to a woman? Sorry, but he himself would feel guilty!

“Indeed, I should just kill you directly. After all, you’re also useless...” Ethan casually unsheathed Gram, Mana gathered like a storm.

He was serious about everything he had just said!

“Wait, wait! Hey! You can’t possibly be serious!? I can feel a strong killing aura, you know! Stop quickly! I am the strongest Divine Treasure in this world, even magic and skills don’t work on me, I can automatically heal my master, and I’m even good at singing and dancing! A Divine Treasure like me and you actually want to kill me!? Please! Armor-cide... Eh! Armor-cide!”

The Holy Armor Aegis, being trampled, didn’t look like a lifeless suit of armor at all, but rather like a living, lewd uncle. This made Ethan’s expression even colder and more merciless.

“How many girls have you harmed in this world!? Today I will eradicate evil for the people!”

“Wait! Stop quickly! Listen to me first!” The Holy Armor Aegis was completely panicked.

If anyone else said they wanted to kill it, it would definitely look down on them greatly. But Ethan was different. Let alone the terrifying power that tore apart high-level beasts, just the Cursed Sword in his hand was already a Divine Treasure of the same level as it!

If the Holy Armor Aegis was an invincible defensive Divine Treasure, then Gram in Ethan’s hand was an offensive Divine Treasure that could cut through everything!

Even if the Holy Armor Aegis was very confident, it wasn’t sure it could truly remain unharmed in the face of the Cursed Sword, which was also a Divine Treasure, and it might even be truly killed by Ethan!

“Although I really like beautiful girls... wait! Don’t move! Let me finish talking! I’m just a suit of armor, all I can do is cover the bodies of beautiful girls and feel their beautiful bodies and skin... Ahhh—! It hurts so much! My armor is cracking!”

Seeing the white scratch on the Holy Armor Aegis, Ethan immediately frowned. He didn’t expect Gram, which usually always succeeded, to fail as well. Although he didn’t use any skills, nor did he use the Limit Breaker Weapon and unleash his full terrifying power, it was still a full-powered slash with Gram!

Even high-level monsters like Griffins and Manticores, as long as they were hit by Gram, the part of their body that made contact would be instantly severed.

If only looking at its defensive capabilities, it was indeed as Eris said, it was the strongest defensive armor in the world.

Unfortunately, if only this armor didn’t have a problem with its brain, Ethan would have already taken it for himself!

“Wait! Boss!”

It was Eris’s voice as she jumped down from the mansion, it seemed she hadn’t fully come out of her role as a thief.

“Hey, my dear Eris, don’t call me boss anymore, just call me darling...” Although he received a cynical look from the Goddess Eris because of it...

“Then how do we deal with this lewd uncle armor? How about we dig a hole and bury it?”

“Wait! Don’t rush! Young man!”

The Holy Armor Aegis heard Ethan’s words, which didn’t sound like a joke at all, and struggled even harder.

“I was sent to this world by a foolish goddess whose brain was filled with water to save the people! Although I took a lot of advantage of my beautiful former owner! But after my master died of illness, I was thrown into the black market and kept changing hands, and finally imprisoned here. Apart from teasing the female servants who came every day, I haven’t committed any crimes at all!”

“Look! That black-hearted noble committed all sorts of crimes! I only took verbal advantage, he ruined the chastity of many women, and he also wanted to obtain my power. I kept resisting to the death so I was constantly imprisoned. So I’m a good person! You can’t hurt me!”

As soon as these words came out, Ethan’s killing aura finally disappeared.

“Indeed, as the Holy Armor Aegis said, although its thinking is a bit strange, it belongs to the good faction. Perhaps in the future when fighting the Devil King’s army, we will need its power...”

Eris, after hearing the Holy Armor Aegis’s self-defense, seemed moved and nodded in agreement.

“Alright, I’ll put your matter on hold for now.”

Shrugging, Ethan sheathed Gram back. He indeed didn’t intend to cut this armor, otherwise he would have already used the Limit Breaker Weapon or summoned Wolbach to attack with all his might, how could he have let this armor jump around alive?

The reason he took such actions was so that he would have leverage in front of the Holy Armor Aegis in the future, making it easier to find it if there was any business.

And, rather than dealing with this armor that was only good at talking, it was better to deal with that black-hearted noble first...

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Morning.

Undyne was arrested, who was the black-hearted noble whose mansion was robbed by Ethan and Eris last night.

The reason, of course, was that all the crimes he had committed in the past were found evidence of by Ethan, then he contacted Iris, and was finally arrested and thrown into prison to be tried under an unwilling roar of anger.

As for the Holy Armor Aegis, Ethan temporarily entrusted it to Kazuma. Although he was very unwilling at first, Ethan promised a condition: as long as Kazuma successfully persuaded the Holy Armor Aegis to make a contract with him while it was entrusted to him, then this Divine Treasure would be given to him.

At that time, Kazuma almost cried with emotion, and immediately nodded in agreement like a chicken pecking rice.

It was only later that news came that the Holy Armor Aegis, besides constantly teasing the blonde masochistic female knight, Darkness, was also bombarded with explosion magic every day by the brain-damaged Crimson Demon girl, Megumin, and also constantly quarreled and joked with the foolish goddess Aqua.

Although, the matter of a contract between the Holy Armor Aegis and Kazuma never made any progress...

However, rather than focusing on these trivial matters, Ethan now had more important matters to deal with!

“I heard a lot of monsters are coming outside Axel! The Adventurers Guild is packed! Let’s go too, Brother!” Iris hugged Ethan’s arm and acted coquettishly.

That’s right, this was what Ethan needed to do right now.

They hadn’t accepted requests from the Adventurers Guild for a long time. Although they didn’t care at all about the rewards for completing missions, wasn’t the most attractive thing for an adventurer to go on adventures with their party members!?