Pensioner molestation, remote-control sharks, off-license vodka, perv-chambers and a 52-year-old Scotsman in denim dungas - it can only be the 1983, unofficial Bond film, Never Say Never Again.
When an elderly 007 (Sean Connery) botches a routine training mission, it convinces MI6 to wind up the Double-0 section. But when the terrorist organisation SPECTRE successfully steal two nuclear warheads, M (Edward Fox) calls on Bond to retrieve the deadly devices. Can the aging superspy save the world from certain annihilation, armed with his experience, charm and a potent urine sample?
WARNING: Contains scenes that raised animal welfare concerns at the time of the film's release.
Double-0-RoD WILL return in A View To A Kill.
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Cee Jay
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