The office assistant drinks mutagen-laced water from the tap.
Grows boobs big enough to give beachballs envy.
Grows another set of boobs.
Gets a promotion cause the management is full of pervs.
Doesn't have the decency to even cover those up and HR is giving her a free pass due to her "condition".
"Yeah, seems you'll need to get the keyboard replaced."
"Gosh! I can't even see over these things."
"Uh-huh. I'll put in a request for a split keyboard."
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Check the nerd tag for more of her.