We run a world-class corporation. We do business in more than 50 countries including here in the US. We have facilities all over the world. Pending a full government security background investigation we'd like to ask you to join us!
What do you say Jackie!? Ms Langford asked.
I'd love to! What will I be doing?
You will start at the bottom like everyone else. You will be the executive assistant to our Senior Vice president of Research and Development. Trina Costa.
I remembered Trina Costa from my Interview. Trina looked like Megan Fox as a supermodel. She had long black hair and blue/gray eyes. She stood out in my interview because she was the only one dressed up in black. Her voice was soft, deep with a serious tone. She had a beautiful smile Her eyes were like a Radar, they scanned everything she looked at.
Here is our offer package it contains everything you need to know. Read it carefully before you sign it. Our Non-disclosure agreement is Iron-clad! You are not allowed to discuss anything with anyone outside of your office except myself and Sheila. We have contracts with the US defense department and the US state department and many more.
As a precaution due to our security, you aren't allowed to take this offer back to your hotel. I've arranged a private office suite for you to review here. Once you sign it, you can return to your hotel. Tomorrow we'll have you back here for a stage 1 medical screening and a tour of our facility. Ms Langford said.
Thank you! I said gratefully.
Sheila! Take Jackie to suite 1505. Stay with him in case he has any questions or concerns.
Yes, Ms Langford. Sheila said.
Jackie! Welcome to the Seirens Group. Ms Langford said.
I stood up and shook Ms Langford's hand. She squeezed my hand like a man firmly. I squeezed slightly firm but not as tightly.
I think you are going to have a beautiful future with us!
Thank you again! I won't let you down! I said.
I know you won't! Ms Langford said.
Sheila took me to suite 1505. It was a simple office. A small desk, office chair. Two chairs in front of the desk a small couch and a bathroom.
I'll get us some coffee while you get to work! Sheila said.
Thank you Sheila!
You're welcome Jackie!
The offer was twenty two pages long. The first two pages were very enticing. Seven thousand dollars a month for the first 3 months as an Intern. Eight thousand a month for my 6 months of probationary employment. 9 thousand dollars a month for my first year of employment after probation.
The offer included 30 days of vacation a year that you can bank up to 180 days. Sick time you can bank unlimited. It had a 401-k retirement plan. Full medical and dental even after you retire. Initially I would be living at the facility in a rent-free apartment.
The first clause I noticed stated depending on my position and duties there were restrictions of where I could live due to security.
I was 10 pages into the offer sheet when Sheila returned with two frozen Caramel Cappuccino's for us. I took a sip and continued reading.
Sheila sat quietly as I continued reading through the documents. The medical portion was far more detailed than I imagined it would be. It mentioned everything about on-site medical care. Health and drug screening. There was also a voluntary development program.
The development program offered substantial bonuses and promotion opportunities but the details were very vague. I was required to have two physicals and a full body MRI after I signed the agreement.
Another section talked about sexual harassment and employee behavior protocols. It mentioned behavior therapy, stress management and anger management counseling. There was also an on-site mental health professional, which I was required to see every month.
Seirens also required everyone to wear their clothes and use their products almost exclusively. The company provided them at no charge. I read the agreement three times, including the fine print.
I hardly touched my cappuccino. 90 minutes later I started initialing and signing the offer sheet. When I set down the pen, I smiled. I finally had the beginning of a brand new career and future.
Any questions? Sheila asked.
No , it was pretty straightforward! I said. Except the development program. What is that about?
That's an exciting and evolving opportunity we have, the program is classified. Depending on how well your security investigation goes and some testing you might be eligible for a significant development and advancement within the company. It's a select group!
Sounds interesting, I said.
It's a wonderful opportunity. I think you might be a perfect fit. I know you're going to love it here! I know I do!
Sheila and I walked back to Ms Langford's office.
Her receptionist saw us and smiled. Ms Langford, Sheila and Jackie have returned!
You can go in now!
We walked in and Ms Langford stood up and greeted us.
That was quick! I'm impressed!
Thank you Ms Langford!
So any questions for me.
No ma'am, I'm just grateful for the opportunity! I said.
I know you're going to fit right in with us here. It could be 4 to 6 weeks before we complete our security investigation. Until then stay out of trouble. We'll contact you when we are ready for you. Prepare yourself to move on-site. You won't be returning to your place. We have a storage facility on-site for anything you can't fit in your apartment.
Ohh! One more thing! We don't allow visitors on-site without prior approval. Understand?
Yes ma'am of course!
Good! Sheila, escort Jackie back to his hotel. Get something to eat. I'll see you both tomorrow before your initial screening.
Yes, Ms Langford! Thank you.
Jackie it's been a pleasure meeting you! Ms Langford said.
It's been a pleasure meeting everyone! Thank you for your hospitality!
You're welcome Jackie!
Congratulations! Sheila said. She grabbed both of my hands giving them a light squeeze. Enjoy your evening. Report to the hospital for your medical screening and physical tomorrow morning at 9 am.
Good night Jackie! Ms Langford said.
I walked out with my head held high. I felt like I could fly! After over a year hunting for an internship or a job, I finally have one. A Fortune 500 job and a possible career.
Sheila and I headed back to LA for the night. We went back to the Brazilian Steakhouse again. This time I had the 24-ounce Porterhouse and a salad. Sheila had the Langostino Alfredo. We were talking like two friends. I felt a new sense of pride and confidence in myself
Sheila touched my hand at the table. I really am very happy for you! Just know you're going to love it here! She said. Sheila paid for dinner again on her company credit card.
We said goodnight in the hotel lobby. I went upstairs to my room. My suit was back from the drycleaners. I put my current suit in the drycleaning bag. I laid out my things for the morning. I took another bath with a fresh set of bath salts and soaps provided. After another steam shower I was feeling great.
I went to shave my face and noticed I barely had any stubble or a whisker shadow. After I brushed my teeth I laid on the pillow and I was out!
I woke up at 6:15 am. I showered again with the body wash. I noticed that my body hair was gone. Even my pubic hair was gone. When I shaved, my face felt smooth and silky, not a single whisker anywhere. My permanent 5 o'clock shadow was gone. It felt strange, but I didn't really care.
When I combed my short hair it actually looked a bit longer. I combed it out neatly and added some mousse to it for some extra control. I was downstairs waiting for Sheila at 7:30.
At 7:42 Sheila walked in the lobby. She walked in wearing a beautiful dark gray blazer dress with a white silk blouse and black heels.
I stood up and walked towards her. You're very punctual! . If you're not early, You're late! I said.
Good Philosophy! Sheila said. We arrived at the medical center at 8:50. Sheila helped me check in. I filled out several medical forms including a release of my medical history. I answered all of the screening questions.
Jack Neagly! The nurse called out.
I stood up.
Jackie! Sheila said. This is going to take several hours! I want to be open and honest with them. Do everything they ask! Relax and cooperate! I'll be waiting when you are finished. Do you like Mexican food? Sheila asked.
I love Mexican! I said
Good I know a great place. You're going to love it! Sheila said.
The nurse took me in the back. I was given a gown and pants. First was an X-ray, then an MRI. I was given lots of bottled water. I peed in a cup. Several vials of blood were taken. I even had to give them a semen sample. They took a lock of my hair and a small skin sample.
Next up was a psychological screening. I took a 400 question test, all multiple choice. After the test I waited for almost an hour for the psychiatrist.
She called me in her office. She was a very tall woman, dark brown hair with blonde highlights. She was slightly bigger than most women. Not fat or out of shape, just bigger. She was a very beautiful woman.
Sorry for keeping you waiting. I'm Doctor Elsa Hawkins. You can call me Elsa. Lay on the couch if you like, make yourself comfortable.
I laid down on the Freud couch. She started asking me questions from my childhood all the way to present day. She asked me many probing questions about high school and college relationships with the opposite sex. She asked me about repressed rage.
She asked me all kinds of opinionated questions. I had to be very careful here. I wasn't an idiot. I knew where she was leading me. I answered honestly without a firm opinion. My opinions are my own! I don't ever share them with anyone. I'm not a hateful person. I also believe opinions shouldn't be shared.
She started asking about work environment conflicts and how I'd deal with them. I explained that everyone is part of a team. When one person goes down the others need to step it up. But it is also our job to keep everyone moving.
What do you consider missing a lot of work? She asked. Missing more than two days a year is a lot for me! I've only missed 2 days in 3 years at the coffee shop and been late once.
Impressive! Elsa said.
Thank you! I said.
Elsa was twisting her pen back and forth. The tone of her voice changed. I immediately realized that she was going to hypnotize me. I relaxed, I had nothing to hide.
I woke up, almost two hours went by .
Thank you for your cooperation, Jackie! The nurse will take you to see the doctor.
Thank you Elsa!
You're welcome Jackie!
The doctor gave me a full physical, she was very thorough and professional. She measured my entire body including my genitals. She complimented me on my smooth hairless body and soft skin. They took more blood too!
The nurse brought in my clothes and I was told I passed my screening with flying colors! When I walked out to the lobby, Sheila was there smiling.
Are you ready? I'm starving! Sheila said.
Lead the way! I said.
It was just after 5 pm when we arrived at J&J's bar and grill. The food was great. Sheila and I split a wet burrito and two tacos. I was 7:30 when Sheila dropped me off at the hotel.
I'll be here at 8 to take you to the airport.
Could you be here at 7? Maybe have breakfast with me? I hate eating on the plane. I said.
I'd love to! See you at 7! Sheila said smiling.
That night I soaked the tub over an hour before I showered. When I put on the silky satin pajamas I felt cool and warm at the same time. I had zero stubble on my face. My body was completely hairless. I loved how it felt.
I was up at 5:30. I was shaved, showered and dressed packed and ready for my flight home. I was in the hotel breakfast buffet sipping coffee at 6:30. At 6:40, Sheila walked in. She was wearing a form fitted white double breasted coat dress with gold buttons. She looked like a fashion model.
I had the blueberry crepes and bacon. Sheila yogurt and a fruit cup. We chatted a little. About my trip. I had a wonderful time I told her. I was grateful for her hospitality.
You are very polite and professional, Jackie! You made my job very easy this week! Sheila said.
As we rode to the airport she touched my hand lightly.
It will be about four to six weeks before we get back to you, depending on how fast they complete the background investigation. In the meantime, we'll be sending you some of our products to use. Make sure you use them every day. If you want some more to try, call or email me directly! She handed me her card.
The SUV stopped at the curb.
I grabbed my luggage from the back. When I turned to walk towards the curb Sheila was standing there.
It was great meeting you Jackie! She gave me a light hug!
I hugged her back the same way.
The pleasure was all mine! I said.