"Shhh… listen closely.
Do you hear that?
That’s my belly, overfilled and rumbling just for you.
All those noises… deep, loud, constant… they’re real. I didn’t fake a thing.
I drank soda all day, and just before recording, I pushed myself harder with Coke and Mentos.
Now my stomach won’t stop—twisting, growling, begging for relief.
You asked for this… and I gave you everything."