I don't need to guess why Bex does this pro bono for a planet that's everything she wants, but I do love the implication in how enthusiastic she is to do the work. Yes, Bex is a slut, this is known. But don't get it twisted: she still also has a genuine passion for her "real" job: BUREAUCRACY! Now let's get ready to do some accounting reconciliations!
Fauxpunny
2026-03-18 22:08:43 +0000 UTC
Could be worse, could be Nurgle.
Hivedragon
2026-03-18 20:19:25 +0000 UTC
Oh the shame! 🤣
Imagine prosecco instead of champagne...I would die!
colin russell
2026-03-18 05:41:37 +0000 UTC
This is amazing. Definitely not the direction I expected, AND I LOVE IT
Mari
2026-03-18 04:12:05 +0000 UTC
No, Red would like these I'm sure. These aren't your wild feral rich, they're clearly a domesticated breed. Clearly some no-hair variety (body hair, that is). Bred specifically to be cute, cuddly, and great companions, but completely helpless out in the wild.
... I am now picturing Red training one of them to do tricks. "Give me a Powerpoint presentation. Presentation. Preseeeent... GOOD GIRL!"
KiTA
2026-03-18 03:04:53 +0000 UTC
As an accountant, I know this feel... Nice work!
baxojayz
2026-03-18 02:55:56 +0000 UTC
Nice
Sign me up to do paperwork. Or manual labor to fix things.
Solidwake
2026-03-17 22:41:25 +0000 UTC
Adorable, hilarious, and hot... The best kind of lewd artwork!
Jack Chronicle
2026-03-17 22:38:21 +0000 UTC
This is how you get Slaanesh
Cassius au Bellona
2026-03-17 22:30:12 +0000 UTC
I’m going to go ahead and guess there’s a certain redhead who isn’t allowed on this planet, considering her background on Soil?