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BIG JUNE UPDATE

Added 2024-06-21 22:00:04 +0000 UTC

NOW THAT I'M FINALLY FREE OF VARIOUS LIFE OBLIGATIONS I CAN ACTAULLY WORK ON THE DANG VIDOEGAME.

BOY THERE'S A LOT! I'LL MAKE A LIST!

NEW PHOTO MODE!!! Zoom out and see your little guy in da big city! Don't get too excited, you can't play in this mode. It's just for checking yourself out. Still! I figured ya'll would appreciate something like this.

NEW RESTERAUNTS/SHOPS!!! GN8 returns at G8RPARK to sell you the face-squeezingly sour 'SLUGGS' on tap!

All around town a new mysterious shop known as 'SMÜTH' sells health smoothies that literally burn away the fat (for a price)

Also, resterants finally have visuals lol. The UI will be improved at a later date but now you can see yourself gorging in real time!

And the GYM is technically open though, unfinished. If you're tired of getting slowed down by all that extra poundage you're going to have to work for it!

Speaking of, mechanics involving weight gain have been further refined and 'expanded' on. You'll find yourself slowing down as you gain more weight. And, if you get big enough, you may find maneuvering around town more difficult than you're used to...

Oh yeah I also finished up some unfinished visuals on the Gingerblade...

...and added the cool S.

As for the main game: The plot begins to thicken around these mysterious 'Troublemakers'

The boss has finally been added to G8RPARK to wrap up this chapter of the story! Good luck! And don't drown~

That's basically all the big exciting stuff! I've also done a lot in the way of rebalancing difficulty, economy, and adding quality-of-life features like autosave!

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This update has been a long time coming and I'm honestly glad to finally be back on a regular work schedule! We've got big exciting plans coming up for the project so I hope you enjoy what we've put together so far!

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DOWNLOAD LINK HERE
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RETURNING PLAYERS!!! YOU WILL NEED TO START OVER/MAKE A NEW SAVE! I will do everything in my power to avoid this kind of thing from now on as the game is only going to grow in complexity. But there's been too many major changes behind the scenes and old saves are likely too corrupted to play anymore. You have been warned!

IF YOU FIND ANY BUGS REPORT THEM HERE!!!