Bimbo training - “Basic Bimbo Rules: Bimbo perfection can’t be achieved - You can approach it asymptotically! Try to get there!

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Bimbo training - “Basic Bimbo Rules: Bimbo perfection can’t be achieved - You can approach it asymptotically! Try to get there!

Lay back and enjoy the last major post this year!

“WHAT?  A MATH CLASS IN BIMBOFICATION??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?” Calm down, calm  down… get ready for some bimbo math… yes, it’s necessary, and yes… this  will be part of the next test. Just kidding. If you are overwhelmed by  the numbers and arithmetic operators… Just go and get your  trainer/partner/master, he will patiently help you to understand what  this is all about. In a certain manner, those equations are anyway way  more interesting for your trainer than for you, because they can help  him to document your bimbofication and the progress you already made.  What you have to know and understand:

Absolute bimbo perfection is  a state no bimbo on earth could ever hope to achieve. No matter if  there are people, calling some bimbo “a perfect bimbo” or saying “this  is bimbo perfection”. This phrase is a sheer idiom to express absolute  esteem and deep respect of the level of mastery a certain bimbo goddess  has reached. Bimbo dolls who advanced to a level of bimbo perfection  which is far beyond most other girls do deserve praise like that, but  even those are by no means “complete” or “done with their  bimbofication”. There is always room to advance, always aspects that  could be better, bigger, tighter, shorter… whatever. There are always  things that can be improved, like bimbo movement, posing, walking,  speaking, general behaviour, dancing, having sex, etc. etc. Your tits could be a little bit bigger? Your legs a little bit longer? The skirt a little bit shorter?  You body a little bit tighter? Are your lips “cock sucking big” enough?  Are your make up skills the best on earth? Do you dance in a way that  lets pants explode? Is your nose, really, really, perfect? Can you have  any more extensions? Do you wear high heels any given minute a day? Is  your skin already smooth and flawless like the finest silk? You get the  deal. Bimbofication is an ongoing process, that continues indefinitely,  with the goal in mind to become the perfect bimbo goddess, but without  the hope of ever reaching that goal. Bimbofication is NEVER DONE. You  can always go one step beyond. You can always do better. Never stop to  make progress! Use any given minute to come closer to the ideal bimbo  goddess! You can always become MORE PERFECT. And you should. Just  because you can’t reach that meta goal, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try!  Quite the contrary! By trying to reach that goal, you become more  perfect with every step you take - meaning you approach absolute bimbo  perfection asymptotically. This is our “first mathematical bimbofication  law” (A).

If you are a geeky bimbo, you might know this effect from some sources like reaching Warp speed 10 in Star Trek… Impossible, but there is a vast difference in moving at Warp 9 and Warp 9.975

As  we already said, bimbofication is the sum of many different aspects.  Perfect bimbo tits are one example of those aspects, but there are many,  many more, like hair, posing, walking, sitting, way of dressing, way of styling,  a “perfect” bimbo body, everything we talked about above and many, many  more. This quantity of aspects is an indeterminate volume. The  mathematical intersection of all these aspects aggregated, results in  the perfection level of bimbofication of a trainee. Progress in every  single aspect follows the same rule of infinite approach to absolute  perfection - You can come close to perfection in walking in high heels,  but you will not achieve absolut perfection, even if you mastered every  technique there is and walk like Marylin Monroe (who certainly did  master this aspect in every possible way). All these aspects together  result in your current level of bimbo perfection. This is our second  mathematical function, “the bimbofication perfection function” ©.

As  I already said: Don’t be daunted by these claims! Try to get better in  every single aspect and try to reach absolute bimbo perfection! This is  what bimbofication is all about! Be the best bimbo goddess you can be -  and always go one step further!

For the trainers & bimbo trainees who want to use these formulas:

You  can actually use these equations to document the progress your trainee  makes over time. What you have to do, is to determine the  indeterminate volume  of aspects (y) first. Pick every aspect you can think of and define the  status of your trainee at any given point in time regarding every single  aspect. Or just ditch the aspects you are not interested in or those  which don’t play a role in the bimbofication of your trainee. Calculate  the intersected graph with the bimbofication perfection function ©. Draw  the newly created bimbofication perfection level graph for you and your  bimbo to see (would help if you actually define a timeframe for “t”).  Now you and your trainee can see what progress she already made, and  makes over time. Feel free to use the examples I have given to roughly  categorize the different states a bimbo can be, or change those or the  different aspects of those steps.

Hope you guys like this one,  this is the last major post for this year! This one is again in high res  for everyone, because it’s end of the year ;) Party hard and I hope to  see you all again next year!

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