Grand Theft Awful (The Jimquisition)
Added 2021-11-15 15:31:45 +0000 UTCThe Grand Theft Auto Trilogy, otherwise known hilariously as Grand Theft Auto Definitive Edition, is terrible. A disaster. A most amusing circus.
Having been thoroughly review bombed, mocked on social media, and revealed to be a bug-laden mess, Rockstar's latest release has managed turned the days since launch into a real ride.
Let's take that ride right now. Strap yourselves in!
Comments
These kinds of mistakes usually come from hiring cheap spec jobs remotely without any oversight.
Crissa Kentavr
2021-11-16 21:47:59 +0000 UTCSo in addition to using AI for upscaling textures, it looks like they just opened the models in a 3D tool, hit “smooth” a lot of times and saved them. This appears in particular on Tuff Nut Donuts where it’s supposed to be hexagonal and isn’t, but also explains the crappy performance. (Also completely agree about using something from Time but I can’t make up my mind what would work best. Twilight doesn’t quite fit in my head even if it’s probably the best known.)
Pete Spicer
2021-11-16 13:40:27 +0000 UTCI could do with a d
2021-11-16 02:37:44 +0000 UTC4:27 Kinda like Blizzard's warcraft refunded. Replace the old one with a worse one.
GreenHammerBro
2021-11-16 01:45:12 +0000 UTCYou only got the definitive edition? Why didn't you get the ultramax complete platinum definitive edition? It us still missing content but I read an article that said it was the most complete edition available apart from the deluxe ultramax platinum definitive edition or the complete deluxe ultramax platinum definitive edition.
Benedict Holland
2021-11-15 21:27:42 +0000 UTCThank god the oddverts are back and thank god for Steph Sterling
Pandacidal maniac
2021-11-15 17:26:09 +0000 UTC
